IBN Presents: Wrath & Story

We've met Xenos on this one, we're closing in on some Hereticus as well, so it's time to get the Malleus involved down in an ancient aeldari vault that exudes the essence of excess. With crosses and double crosses in the mix, the acolytes have to quickly defuse a serious situation while boob horses, singularity cannons, and worse all bear down on them. This Episode features Jay Jones (...

After traumatizing Chidori (formerly of Strega, R.I.P.), the acolytes hop out of the frying pan and into the eldar with Mitsiru in tow. Bit of a short one this time! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo...

The acolytes attend a concert with Mitsiru and prove that you can't kill the shock maul The shock maul will live on. Ork boyz tried to kill the shock maul But they failed, as they were smote to the ground. Mutants tried to kill the shock maul But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground Strega tried to kill the shock maul HaHaHaHa! They failed, as their screams drowned out all con...

The acolytes get together to discuss potential romantic shenanigans, summon the infamous pillow labyrinth of Gozer to the materium, and attend an elegant soiree with spandex-leather outfits and fancy folks. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fern...

The acolytes set out to prove that the inner child exists even in the grim darkness of the far future. It is; of course, at war with the inner daemons. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM Episodes o...

During their well-earned not-vacation on Feralis the Acolytes meet friends new and old, and check out the nightlife! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM Episodes of Wrath and Story were originally pro...

Newly emancipated after the revelations of the last episode The Acolytes head to the paradise world Feralis at the behest of their future dad in search of ghostbone, ziplines, and certain death. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan)...

The time is right for our fearless acolytes to wade bionics-deep into the belly of The Beast (no relation) to find Juno and reclaim their rightful place at the Inquisitor's side. But first: backstories, everyone! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Dirk Thundercrunch, Hired Gun of the Silver Hydra-Ferrets ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Chad Muddyknees, Mech-Merc of the Silve...

A mysterious group of natives who are really in to titles (mad respect) patch the acolytes up and try to snare them in their intrigues. Little do they suspect that the intrigued are truly... the intriguers. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@...

Crashed behind enemy lines; which is sort of just everywhere in the Universe of 40k, the acolytes have to contend with jungle beasties, mean green fighting machines, and the reality of their situation. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_...

Inquisitor Atrus rewards the acolytes for their faithful service to The Emperor by giving them the important mission of going over * there * where he doesn't have to * think about them *. Few could follow an order so readily as Jay, Andrew and their trusty servo skull. Truly a inspiration to us all. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum...

In an extremely triumphant episode of Wrath and Story our acolytes and trusty servo skull set out to covertly infiltrate an arbites station and it goes GREAT . Wait, is it already obvious statements like that are always lies? Dang it. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mech...

Our Acolytes return to Malphi for some extremely subtle intrigues, extracing a psyker from an arbites-controlled hellscape with some help from an Inquisitor known as Cirrus who has wine tubes at the ready. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@l...

HOLY TERRA THAT WENT BAD FAST. Okay, okay new plan: do the Inquisition stuff and never set foot in a boat again. In the most 40k conclusion to date the acolytes need to organize the disparate locals and take out the proselytizer-turned-prophet to deal with the imperium's psyker problem once and for now. Queue up some Slayer and stand by! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Ja...

The acolytes take to the high seas! More water and oxygen and water than they've ever seen before (techpriests can see oxygen, that's canon for sure)! Thus begins the new phase of their lives as sailors with their salty, salty, definitely long-lived crew! SCOOPS FOREVER! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Having found the saltiest sailors around, it's time to separate the salty wheat from the salty chaff. The acolytes conduct interviews! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM Episodes of Wrath and Story were...

The acolytes are given the rundown on Rund, a water planet of unstable islands, dangerous psykers, and even more dangerous seafood. When the chips are down, not even Kevin Costner will be able to help them, so they'll need to find the saltiest sailors around. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assas...

Not to be confused with the book or two miniseries of the same name. With the descent concluded it's time for our hero to finally embrace her divine potential and truly rise as the Saint Sepheris Secundus needs! Also Jay and Andrew do some stuff I think. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of...

Not to be confused with the book or movie of the same name, this episode is all about heavy: Heavy metals, heavy mutants, and... well how much does a techpriest weigh anyway? This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM...

As things begin to heat up on Sepheris Secundus, the acolytes and their charge find themselves knee deep in old grudges, old betrayals, old rivalries, and old scotch. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM Episode...

On a very special episode of IBN Presents Wrath and Story Presents Roll to Seize Presents Dark Heresy Acolytes Jay and Andrew embark on their longest, most difficult mission to date. On their way to Sepheris Secundus they meet with someone who'll become quite important. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠ as Andr...

Night Parkour, Statues, Xenos and Fungi, is there anything Phandolin doesn't have? Is there anything our acolytes don't have? We'll find out after this mission! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM Epi...

The Acolytes and their faithful skull are sent off to a planet full of Orks and statues to talk to someone about some statues with extra appendages. Hold on to your jeans, it's gonna be a wild one! This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as...

Hot on the trail of the Pilgrims of Hate, our acolytes set aside some time for prayer. Especially once things get extra nasty in the trash church. This Episode features Jay Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, Desperado of the Adeptus Ministorum ⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠ as Andrew, Assassin of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Daniel Fernandez (@lotr_dan) as Daniel the Servo Skull GM These episodes were originally...

In the grim darkness of the far future, Wrath and Story is back online! We've got permission, we've got the episodes, what we don't have is the episode descriptions. Those are just... yeah, they're gone. In this episode we meet our cast, they get their first mission and immediately head to the Bar! This Episode features Jay "Firehazard" Jones (@jayawesomejones) as Jay, De...