IBN Presents: Wrath & Story

At long last Daniel is freed from his unjust confinement and able to get to work on the case of the century: who framed Jay and Andrew... and why? And with what? and where? The one thing we know for sure, other than that it was definitely Magnifico and on The Flexible Demeanor, is that it was in the 41st millenium baby. Anyway on the Case are Kroot mercenaries Stabums and RubRub. They ate an arbit...

With everybody back in the good ol' milky way it's time to right some serious wrongs. Firstly: Jay and Andrew have never been imprisoned for their mind-bogglingly insane antics. Sadly, Daniel is caught in the crossfire so they all have to reach out to every slightly-singed bridge at their disposal to get out of this pickle. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Command staff of The Flexible Demeanor get together for a pleasant luncheon with their employees and get to know the people under them, this is not part of the episode or indeed, part of the canon though. Instead Jay and Andrew are trapped in a galaxy far far away with their mostly trustworthy servo skull Daniel, trying to get their hands on an unnamed inquisitor in possession of some sort of...

As is often the case, our adventurers start the episode in the closet before proudly bursting forth talking about love, self-positivity and whether servo skulls can get it. This is all completely literal with no double meaning, but nobody has ever said you can't ship these characters. Not to me anyway. Maybe just not yet? If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Wait, this was main feed? I swear this was a patreon episode! I'm not gonna spoil anything but suffice it to say, if the grim darkness of the far future happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away it might look something like this. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically,...

This episode originally came after a bit of a delay, though whether that was because the patreon was not always super reliable or because of a certain event that really got everybody scrambled for a while back in 2020 is known only to the ages now. At any rate: this is the conclusion to the Frontline arc. No partial arcs here! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Part...

War! What is it good for? The Forces of the Emperor's own Adeptus Astartes, sworn to serve the Imperium and uphold the rule of mankind for over ten millenia. Anyway, Kevinson and Yanu are at it some more in this episode. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAweso...

Now, since he's in the body of a centuries old space marine librarian Kevin Kevinson can't possibly count as a child soldier, right? Okay, good, because Inquisitor Timoa 100% sent Kevin Kevinson into a warzone to bust some heads alongside assassin (right?) extrordinaire Yanu. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technicall...

Right, right, THIS is the one with three ghosts daemons and a couple misers. Join Andrewnezer, Jayley and Tiny Dan as they get haunted all to f**k on yuletide. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAwesomeJones), Aeldari ranger. ⁠⁠⁠...

The time has finally come for three ghosts to visit an old miser and impart upon him the true meaning of chri- wait the SCOURGE. Okay, this is the one where the rival rogue trader shows up. The one that was mentioned a few episodes ago who hadn't turned up already. Nearly an ORK, they say! Which is impossible, so they settled on "part-ogryn" instead and that makes a little more sense. Anyway: butt...

Let's all take this time to remember Guybrush: pilot, adventurer, certified swinger. Of the vines and chandelier variety, not the other kind, although I guess we never really got a look at that side of his life so who can say? Anyway, I'm not gonna spoil it here but someone dies this episode and also the scary figure alluded to two episodes ago shows up in person, which is probably not good for th...

After so many episodes dealing with the shenanigans, Daniel finally starts to crack, not only encouraging whacky ideas but coming up with his own for the mystical psychic juice they've got a slightly better hold on, all of this definitely absolutely has some bearing on the intimidating figure menacing the crew that was introduced last episode! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠...

In this adventure the junior councilors of The Flexible Demeanor go about finding the source of the fancy brain affecting water and try really really hard to get a pet rock. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAwesomeJones), Aeldari ran...

This is one of those episodes where nothing really popped out at me to write in the show notes. Also I was busy and fell behind on publishing episodes so HERE IS AN EPISODE FINALLY If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAwesomeJones), Aeldar...

The boys run into that age old question that's been plaguing mankind since the dawn of time: how can I feel good about getting what I want if murder has to happen to get it? Making Susan happy would probably be a start, I guess mechanicus robes are usually red anyway so that's the stains explained away easily enough... If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pa...

In the grim darkness of the far future, contentment is heresy. Right? Something has to be wrong here at any rate. What is that thing people keep doing with their faces? The time has come to visit Vaporeus, the desert planet, and not the water-type evolution of eevee, which is a different thing! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Deepest apologies, I didn't actually listen to this one today to write decent show notes. No Idea what it was about. If I had to guess, probably it's the time they all decided to go on dates with daemonettes. Or was that a patreon episode? Wait, no, it's neither of those things and also that never happened and they have to explain themselves to Susan. Thanks, great memory! If anything has gone ter...

In ages past; a simpler time if more divided, there was a saying. While our crew would no doubt be at odds with the originator for their heresy I imagine they would approve of the message, which holds true even in the grim darkness of the far future we all occasionally find ourselves. "I'm gonna blow up the whole god damn world with this tank" Anyway, we're on our way out of the Promenade of the C...

In the PROMENADE OF THE CONDEMNED where the light of the Emperor never shines, the crew of The Flexible Demeanor find themselves in need of divine intervention. In this dark place, what gods would possibly heed their prayers? Oh Right! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. T...

Well, I think we all saw this coming. Daniel has embraced his destiny as the maw that devours all things, The Tyrant Star. It's the dinosaurs from Firefly all over again. Wait, what year is it? 2024? Good, then there was still time back then! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thi...

Unfortunately, a bit of predetermination seems to have taken hold of our stalwart adventurers and they're now in the very place credited with turning the future versions of themselves away from the light of the Emperor. Or like, the dimly lit corner near the emperor's light they're usually in proximity to. Anyway, evil Jay and evil Andrew are already taken care of so there's probably nothing to wo...

With Jay dead for the second time the boys move on to more important matters. Namely: outrunning an aeldari vessel and beelining it for the place where future them went bonkers in the past of the future. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAw...

Oh no, they're multiplying. CURSE YOU, TIME TRAVEL! If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; technically, a thing. This Episode Features Jay Jones (@JayAwesomeJones), Aeldari ranger. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Dickinger⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , Skitarius, which is like a martian robot ranger. and Daniel...

Thoroughly disillusioned with this whole "point in space" nonsense, councillors Jones and Dickinger make the argument for an away mission on one of the several welcoming planets in the "processional" of the condemned I guess is what we're calling it in this one. If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; techni...

The Mystery of the Promenade of the Condemned begins in earnest. Echoes of the present return from twenty years in the future, but is this the present or the past? If this is the presnt, why has it chosen now to intersect with the future... and is that future certain? If anything has gone terribly wrong reach out on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Partial Arc Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ which is still; te...