I Will Fight You

Our hosts discuss the 2011 Red Riding Hood and prove the fact that red herrings are not a substitute for foreshadowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts, joined by Alan Sells, discuss Cats (2019) , as well as the 1998 stage production, and prove the fact that... cats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts, but mostly Maq, discuss the art of poetry, the general terribleness of Ezra Pound, and the fact that Poetry is Good, Actually. Maq chose a lot of poems for today's episode; below are some links from her show notes, including some poems we didn't get around to discussing but are worth reading nonetheless. Reading List: Canto 2 from “Hang it all, Robert Browning” to the Greek. 11 lines on...

Our hosts discuss Venom and prove the fact that it is the greatest accidental love story between a man and a sentient pile of goo ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss My Immortal, the infamous fanfic, and discuss the fact that we ALL wrote My Immortal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From our My Immortal episode on 4/4/21: We cannot emphasize enough that Ebony has a gun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the 2010 masterpiece Titanic 2 and prove why writer/director/leads make the best worst movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the film "Outlander" (no not that one) and Kit endeavors to prove the fact that Jim Caviezel needs a better agent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, a film which dares to ask the question, "what is the opposite of reindeer?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss "The Nutcracker and the Four Realms" and explore the hypothesis/fact that by all accounts, this should be exactly our shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts regret to inform you that we have watched Alpha and Omega and are prepared to prove that enemy of the show Richard Rich must be stopped, part 7,586. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts are joined by noted D&D enthusiast Chris Sims to discuss fact that Eberron is the best Dungeons and Dragons setting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss Dragonheart and explain why it's the greatest love story between a man and a dragon ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters and explain why we, as a society, need to stop trying to make Jeremy Renner happen. He's not. going. to happen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our lost episode finally comes to light as our hosts, with guest Ally Stock, discuss The Matrix and prove the fact that Neo is a lesbian, from back in the year of our lord 2019. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss 2012 movie The Raven , which is not The Crow , and discuss the fact that Mackenzie likes the movie she imagines when she watches The Raven, and you will, too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss Street Fighter: The Movie and the fact that some scenery is meant to be chewed, and some men are born to chew scenery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts (with guest Lucas Brown pinch-hitting for Kit) discuss The Cutting Edge and the fact that romance is a dish best served cold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss Muppet Treasure Island , and everyone is perplexed by a copy of Henry Kissinger's Diplomacy . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the baffling English dub of Garzey's Wing and indisputably prove that it's a blight on human memory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts (with guest Dimly pinch-hitting for Maq) recap The Huntsman: Winter's War and prove that you've got to let Chris Hemsworth be charming, goddamnit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss The Muppet Christmas Caro l and explain why Ebenezer Scrooge is best performed opposite Kermit the Frog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts compare and contrast the original Rocky Horror Picture Show and its 2016 remake, exploring the indisputable fact that you can't polish a rhinestone. Content warning for discussion of a movie that contains issues of dubious consent, cannibalism, sexually explicit commentary, and general horniness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the indisputable fact that fanfiction has a nadir, and that nadir is Andrew Lloyd Webber's sequel to Phantom of the Opera. News Theme  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist:  http://incompetech.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annie explains Chobits to Kit and Maq, and our hosts explore the possibility that Clamp should never write romance. Content warning for discussion of a comic series that contains relationships between adults and minors, unhealthy sexual power dynamics, and some pretty terrible base assumptions about gender and sexuality. Also, content warning for Annie saying "vagina" approximately eight billion t...