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Send us Fan Mail Drugs are no laughing matter. Thousands of kids across the united states are hooked on vaping and it is perpetuated by social media culture. It sickens me to my core. Of course I should say (as an investor in big Tobacco) that I am not opposed to of-age Tabacco usage. Anyhow this episodes theme is debt; how to escape it, collect it, ect. So please sit back and relax with your favo...

Send us Fan Mail We did it, we got a live comedian in the flesh on the show Drew Harrison! Well not quite in the flesh... close though, on mic. Which to you the listener is going to seem like the same thing. In fact I really didn't even have to mention that part. But hey we like getting under the hood every once and a while. Live shows can be great, but would you go to a Luke Bryant concert w...

Send us Fan Mail Taking audience participation to a whole new level. Would you rather. The oldest game known to man. For example: Would you rather be a fish, or eat a fish? That kind of stuff. Really gets your gears turning and your body firing on all cylinders. Take it from us. Please enjoy with a piping hot cup of joe. Can't get enough? Want to skip the show entirely and just watch highligh...

Send us Fan Mail We should all strive for something. A career, a soulmate, another rep, or just one more hotdog. Whatever your aspirations are, I can tell you one thing: its important to have them. Without those, you're just a sack of potatoes on a very fast moving spherical rock. This episode consists of a few soap boxes, entrepreneurial how-to's, and Bad Boy wisdom. Kick back with your...

Send us Fan Mail Space. Sometimes your girlfriend asks for some of it, some people like to fill it up, and others want to be in it (outer that is). Space can be so many things. But what it can't do is separate me and my Co-Host. Wow that took an unexpected sweet turn now didn't it. I like to write these stream-of-thought style and that one just rolled right off the keys. But, it was genu...

Send us Fan Mail You ever go to therapy and think: "Why am I the only one being vulnerable here. This seems like a one way street." You aren't alone. Many people are pining after their therapist and we are here to help. With nearly 50 years of experience between us you can trust PT & CP to 'get it done!'. Please enjoy with your favorite self help book and a super food....

Send us Fan Mail Here is a fun riddle: what is something: everyone has, almost always cost money, comes around once a year, your mother originally gave to you, awards you presents, involves cake, and has something to do with you being born on a certain day? Give up? Its your Birthday! Todays theme is Birthday Bash! So throw on your birthday suit, pour a tall glass of Jack Daniels, and enjoy this b...

Send us Fan Mail This episode is just a hoot. I don't want to give away anything here but, I mean wow we knocked it out of the park with this one. Bases were loaded, and we got a base hit straight to third - geeze oh man what an ep! Not only will you find yourself chuckling like there is no tomorrow, but you will even learn a few fun facts. Such as but not limited to: learning to pronounce ch...

Send us Fan Mail Doctors hate us! This one quick trick to guarantee limitless gains in the female department. Conner struggles dating himself, Preston looses all self control at a slip up, and we both end the episode by looking at engagement rings. Please enjoy this shiny new episode of IWAY! Also please don't date kids, unless you are a kid of almost an identical age. Then in that one partic...

Send us Fan Mail The Oscars are a time for counting your blessings and your dollars. This week we talk current events. And its about time! I mean did you see that Chris guy get slapped by the Fresh Prince??? Nutty stuff! I mean it was last year but still. Anyways lets say Scarlett Johansson comes to your door and requests you open a bottle of champagne NASCAR(tm) style, what are you gonna do? We a...

Send us Fan Mail One of us advises you to tackle old men off roofs to strengthen voters trust. And I'll give you a hint: It wasn't me. Carpentry is a fun activity for all ages. Except youngins and old fellas. Can be dangerous if you have poor coordination/ eyesight/ life inexperience. Please enjoy with a Keg! Can't get enough? Want to skip the show entirely and just watch highlights...

Send us Fan Mail Doomsday has arrived, you get to choose 5 fictional characters (alive or dead) to fight along your side and survive the extinction event. NBA Draft Style. The Last of Us has us hooked and we can't stop talking about it. Why do we love the end of the world so much? Easy...... well maybe not easy actually as I can't come up with a good answer. - Its interesting? That'...

Send us Fan Mail 24:32 is when the podcast begins. We just like to hang out and banter so it takes a while before we actually start. So if you want to chill with us start at 0:00 and if you are a hater/loser/question enjoyer start it more than halfway through. Another studio episode so this will be on youtube. I stayed up late editing this and so I rewarded myself with a bottle of wine. But I am t...

Send us Fan Mail We all loved pirates as kids. Pirate Halloween costumes, Pirate Movies, Pirate stories. And now as adults we love Pirated Movies. So it kinda comes full circle in that way. Anyways pirates get a lot of flak these days, and what for? Because of the Hostage situations? Because of the looting and plundering? How about you put yourself in their shoes for once. What if you had a family...

Send us Fan Mail This is a long episode. But that's okay, longer is always better; in all facets of life. A longer vacation, a longer TV, a longer turn on the loop de loop. Lengthier = Greater. Its undisputed. Men enjoy longer, women enjoy longer, cats enjoy longer. Its just a positive adjective. Any-who todays episode theme is hygiene, so how we brought it back to tax evasion is beyond me. P...

Send us Fan Mail Ever feel like you've just been hit by a truck? One of the most famous vintage games features just this. Frogger [a] is a 1981 arcade action game developed by Konami and manufactured by Sega . [5] In North America, it was released by Sega/Gremlin . The object of the game is to direct a series of frogs to their homes by crossing a busy road and a hazardous river. Frogger was p...

Send us Fan Mail Join us on this early February episode where we go ALL-IN. We tackle questions such as: How do you handle obsession and can you channel it for good? Does Conner's mom have upholstering experience (spoiler alert, no.). Take a gamble on us this episode. Peace and love. Can't get enough? Want to skip the show entirely and just watch highlights?  Instagram: https://www.insta...

Send us Fan Mail They're liars, cheaters, scam artists, covered in snake oil, money hungry S-O-B's. Politicians are the worst. But you know whos just right above them? You guessed it. Car dealership employees! And I'm not talking about the janitors if you catch my drift. These guys will say just about anything to get you in a car: Wow you look so manly in that car, wow that car look...

Send us Fan Mail This man needs no introduction, nor any motivation. Today we talk about a very interesting superhuman and trail off into a hotbed of sensitive political topics we know nothing about. Kick your running shoes off grab a cool sip of water and enjoy! Check out the book “Can’t hurt me”: https://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B07KKMNZCH&source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=play...

Send us Fan Mail Money. Cash. Greenbacks. Blue Faces. Dead Presidents. Coin. Cheddar. Cheese. Guap. Capitol. Change. Goose. Dollar Bills. Dinero. USD. Currency. Funds. Notes. Lucre. The means. The Wherewithal. The Huevos. Check. Wealth. Dough. Loot. Pesos. Riches. Silver. Wad. Legal Tender. Payment. Bread. Stacks. Bucks. Chips. Salary. Gravy. Gold. We all want it, but how do we keep it? Frugality....

Send us Fan Mail A special guest on this podcast??? Wow it has been awhile. Curtis T joins graces us with his presence on the show, and he brought more questions than Conner did! Which is not too difficult considering Conner brought none. I digress. This episode is not only its usual ha-ha funny, we get down to the meat this time and provide some real information and advice. From a history lesson...

Send us Fan Mail What a severe and mysterious title, wow! What could this potentially allude to? You though maybe you'd come down here to read the description to get a little more information and to see if you were going to be interested in listening to 31 and a half minutes of two mid-twenties white dudes crack jokes on the premise of answering internet questions. Huh, fat chance. Right? I&a...

Send us Fan Mail Some people will tell you "Do your best", "have fun", & "give it your all". I don't know who those people are but I can tell you for sure they aren't Conner. He says doing your best is never good enough, and luckily for us he comes on the podcast to defend his claims tooth and nail. I try lighting fires to avoid job loss and end up getti...

Send us Fan Mail This episode is all about amphibians. For some reason I just realized that I don't think an alligator is an amphibian. Okay - and with one quick google search I have confirmed my hypothesis. So some false information may have been spewed this episode. Sue me. Figuratively of course. I cannot actually afford a lawsuit nor do I know any good lawyers. Kick back, relax, and enjoy...

Send us Fan Mail Don't sleep on this episode! Dreaming can be a wonderful experience for some, and a crushing one for others (family jewels or otherwise). From sleep paralysis DEMONS  to cross dressing Dorthey we cover the complete gamut in this episode. Tuck yourself in with a steaming cup of decaf tea and enjoy this dreamy episode. Can't get enough? Want to skip the show entirely and j...