I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 5! In this episode, Sal and I dive into the chaos surrounding the 448-page and 187-page Mueller reports — the one that breaks down Russia’s attempts to interfere in the 2016 election and the investigation that shook up American politics. The poison in this episode is the Whiskey Sour . If you want to drink with us, you will need bourbon whiskey, lemon juice and simple...

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 4! Join me as I dive into the mysterious events of the Battle of Los Angeles—a strange, high-intensity event that took place on the night of February 24, 1942.  Was it really a Japanese attack, or something else entirely?  I will explore the theories, the cover-ups, and the lasting questions surrounding this infamous, bizarre episode in U.S. history. The poison in thi...

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 3! Back with a Black History Month Episode! In this episode, I'll be talking about the 1977 Martin Luther King Jr Investigation Report report detailing the FBI investigation efforts and the Office of Professional Responsibility Task Force's attempts to correct the original report. Better late than never! Let's dive in! Sip! The poison in this episode is...

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 2! Back from the Brink: I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God Returns! Back from taking a mental health break after the 2024 election, I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God is back! In this episode, Me and Sal will dive into the chaos surrounding the newly released Jack Smith 174-page report detailing the investigation into President-Elect Donald Trump's efforts to overturn the...

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 1, Part 2! We’re back! So let's continue one of the most infamous unsolved cases in American history: the Black Dahlia murder! Join me as we dive deep into the twisted story of Steve Hodel and his investigation into his own father, George Hodel—a man Steve believes was responsible for the brutal slaying of Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia. This episode explo...

Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 1, Part 1! Happy Halloween! We’re back with Season 3, and kicking things off with one of the most infamous unsolved cases in American history: the Black Dahlia murder and it's a two-parter! Join me as we dive deep into the twisted story of Steve Hodel and his investigation into his own father, George Hodel—a man Steve believes was responsible for the brutal slayi...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Twenty! We made it to the end of another season! Thank you for supporting this podcast and allowing me to share these stories with you all. I'm truly grateful. On today's episode, I'll be talking about Rodney Alcala, the Dating Game Killer! The poison in this episode is the Old Cuban. If you want to drink with me, you need rum, Angostura bitters, lime ju...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nineteen, Part Two! It's a two-parter!! On today's episode, my bff, Dustin is back and we're continuing our conversation about Leonard Lake and Charles Ng. The poison in this episode is the Forbidden Sour. If you want to drink with me, you need bourbon, pomegranate liqueur, lemon juice and simple syrup. The recipe for the Forbidden Sour is as follows: 1...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nineteen! On today's episode, my bff, Dustin is back and we're talking about the terrible crimes of Leonard Lake and Charles Ng. The poison in this episode is the Forbidden Sour. If you want to drink with me, you need bourbon, pomegranate liqueur, lemon juice and simple syrup. The recipe for the Forbidden Sour is as follows: 1 ounce of Bourbon 1 ounce of pome...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Eighteen! On today's episode, my sister, Kirrah is back and we're talking about the disgusting crimes of the Pig Farmer Killer, Robert Pickton! The poison in this episode is the Paper Pig. If you want to drink with me, you need PiggyBack Bourbon or your choice, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, and lemon juice.   The recipe for the Paper Pig is as follows: 3/4 ounce of B...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Seventeen! On today's episode, my sister, Kirrah is back and talking about the Damsel of Death, Aileen Wuornos. Aileen had a hard life before she committed the crimes that would seal her fate. Additionally, she was portrayed by Charlize Theron in the film "Monster" in 2003 where she won an Oscar, a Golden Globe, and the SAG Award for her performance. The...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Sixteen! On today's episode, we're talking about the infamous Osage Reign of Terror! The Osage murders, also known as the Osage Murders, were a series of killings that took place in Osage County, Oklahoma, during the 1920s. It is the plot of Martin Scorcese's latest film, "Killers of the Flower Moon". The poison in this episode is the Honey Deu...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Fifteen! Guess who's back?!!! On today's episode, we delve into the heinous Nazi criminal, Irma Grese. We have five more episodes of this season! Again, I appreciate all your support, and thank you for being so patient with me while I was on vacation! The poison in this episode is the New York Sour. If you want to drink with me, you need simple syrup, bourbon...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Fourteen! On today's episode, we delve into the captivating story of Vicki Morgan's life and demise. Joining me are my sister Kirrah and one of my closest pals, Sal. This marks our final episode before my much-needed vacation. Appreciate all your ongoing support, and I'll catch up with you all again in June! The poison in this episode is the Coconut Lave...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Thirteen! Today we're talking about the Annunaki! This episode contains many conspiracy theories. While I strive to provide accurate and factual information, this podcast may occasionally delve into speculative discussions, conjectures, or alternative interpretations of events or phenomena.  Listeners are encouraged to critically evaluate the information presented...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Twelve! Today we're talking about the Co-Ed Killer, Edmund Kemper III. The poison in this episode is the Dark 'n Stormy If you want to drink with us, you need dark rum, fresh lime, and ginger beer. The recipe for the Dark 'n Stormy is as follows: 2 oz Dark Rum ½ ounce Fresh Lime Juice Ice 3 oz chilled Ginger Beer 1 Lime wheel (optional) Combine rum and l...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Eleven! Today we're talking about the Mysterious Disappearance of Jean Spangler.  We got a listener request from a.d.rayford! Thank you! The poison in this episode is the White Lady. If you want to drink with us, you need gin, one egg white, orange liqueur or triple sec, and lemon juice. The recipe for the White Lady is as follows: 2 ounces gin 1/2 ounce of triple...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Ten! Today, we're talking about The Life and Death of Christine Chubbuck, and we're on Tiktok Live! The poison in this episode is a Campari Martini. If you want to drink with me, you need vodka, Campari, and aromatic bitters. The recipe for the Campari Martini is as follows: 3/4 ounce of vodka 1 ounce of Campari 1 dash of aromatic bitters  For garnish: Lemon...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nine! We have a two-parter! Today,  we're talking about the disappearance of Susan Cox Powell. The poison in this episode is the Negroni Sbagliato (pronounced spahl-yah-toe). It means "mistake" in Italian.  We'll drink this the original way and the accidental way -- with gin and prosecco or sparkling wine. If you want to drink with us, you need gin...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nine! We have a two-parter! Today,  we're talking about the disappearance of Susan Cox Powell. The poison in this episode is the Negroni Sbagliato (pronounced spahl-yah-toe). It means "mistake" in Italian.  We'll drink this the original way and the accidental way -- with gin and prosecco or sparkling wine. If you want to drink with us, you need gin...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Eight! Today, I'm live on Tiktok (@stinglikeabea) and we're talking about the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. The poison in this episode is the South Side. If you want to drink with us, you need gin, mint leaves, lime juice, and simple syrup The recipe for the South Side is as follows: 2 ounces of gin 3-5 fresh mint leaves 3/4 ounce of simple syrup 1 ounce...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Seven! Today, Lauren Diamond is in the house, this is her first time on, and we're talking about the Gruesome Murder of Iana Kasian. The poison in this episode is the Paper Plane. If you want to drink with us, you need bourbon whiskey, Aperol, Italian amaro, and lemon juice. The recipe for the Paper Plane is as follows: 1 ounce of bourbon 1 ounce of Aperol  1 ounc...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Six! Today, Sal is in the house, and we're talking about the Toy Box Killer, David Parker Ray. The poison in this episode is the White Lady. If you want to drink with us, you need gin, one egg white, orange liqueur or triple sec, and lemon juice. The recipe for the White Lady is as follows: 2 ounces gin 1/2 ounce of triple sec or orange liqueur 1/2 ounce of lemon...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Five! Today, Dustin (@arrogantlyhumble) is in the house, and we're talking about the original psycho, Ed Gein. The poison in this episode is the Lemon-Lavender Gin Fizz. If you want to drink with us, you need gin, lavender bitters or simple syrup, club soda, lemon juice, Peychaud bitters, and lemon wheels. The recipe for the Lemon-Lavender Gin Fizz is as follows:...

Welcome to Season 2, Episode Four! Today, Kirrah (@naomicampbalhead_) is in the house, and we're talking about Thelma Todd, the Hot Toddy! The poison in this episode is the Bourbon Hot Toddy. If you want to drink with us, you need bourbon, honey, cinnamon sticks, lemon juice, and lemons. The recipe for the Hot Toddy is as follows: 4 ounces Bourbon 2 tbsp Honey 2 tbsp lemon juice, freshly sque...