I SHAKE MY HEAD

Can a kiss cam be considered a spy cam if it's out in public? Will Colbert go out with a bang or a boom? When will that Epstein guy just fade into the background? Should giving a urine sample come with hazard pay for the collateral hand splash? Can you really party like you're 25 at a block party, or is it the next-day wreckage just too much? Are we jealous of Kelly & Mark's sex life or tired just...

Is Lisa on a mission to eat healthier or just on a collision course with fiber overload? Do fruits and veggies need warning labels? Did their vacation bring sun, fun and unexpected freckles or just sunscreen regrets and burnt Eggo waffles? Were Lisa's charcuterie skills up to par or is the snack-o- lator the real hero? Should grocery shopping for the lake resemble the bad habits of broke students...

What is a "girl dinner" and does it involve pate, grilled cheese or just skipping dinner all together? Ever find yourself carrying 15 grocery bags just to avoid a second trip? Is it selfish to skip buying milk and pop because you don't want to lug it upstairs? Has garlic bread been kicked to the curb and whatever happened to deep fried mushrooms and potato skins? Are you outraged by loud TV commer...

Do chores get you down and are you one step away from sayin, fuck chores? How many "thank you's" until you sound unhinged or do you Sprinkle thank you's like confetti? Is coffee a brainwashing cult or the only way to survive the week? Should there be a law banning lawnmowers before 10am? Were you today years old when you found out about the spatula? Who else besides Sam is excited about Hallmark's...

Do you find yourself puzzled by phrases like "praise be"? Lisa is on a mission to figure out exactly what she's supposed to be praising and to whom! Have you ever hurt your tongue eating a childhood snack? Do you love or hate Hallmark's Christmas in July? How old were you when you heard the Coke commercial 'I'd like to teach the world to sing? Have you ever done the mom shower (pit-crotch-done) wh...

Lisa wonders if calories have it out for her, while Samantha insists personal choices are the real culprit-is it obsession or just accountability? Are you on the hunt for a good neck cream? Would you brave the trendy peanut butter and jelly egg just for bragging rights? Are Cher and Dolly Parton irreplaceable? Are you nostalgic for 1985; the metal playgrounds, no internet and making mixed tapes? H...

Are you a digital hoarder like Lisa, letting 25,000 emails pile up, or do you channel your inner Marie Kondo with your inbox? Lisa finds herself torn in the ultimate summer showdown: hotdog or hamburger, how do you choose? Should a salad ever require a knife to eat it and who uses the unreachable "fuck off" cupboards above your fridge? Is a half hearted clap worse than not clapping and would you d...

Is God trying to reach Lisa through her spam folder? Should he be more progressive and just text her instead? Why is happy hour always over before you're actually happy? Have you ever been flashed by a friend's sports bra in a bar? Can someone please explain why ball players smack each other's butts? Will Sam start using the word 'salty' in the weirdest of ways? Will Lisa ever be able to say 'cham...

Is it possible to embrace your "freedom flaps" with pride after 55? Are you being a good friend when you point out their saggy ass jeans, or are you just being mean? Is there a connection between your favorite ice cream flavour and your preferred sex positions? How long should you wait on hold and what's up with motion sensor sinks? Are you still carrying coins in your pocket like a grandpa? To ti...

Is your deepest workplace secret really just a well-stocked potato chip drawer, complete with half eaten bags for every mood swing? Are you traumatized by the cost of a two-person breakfast that somehow rivals your last grocery bill? Is Lisa's rotting boob saga too much info, or just the kind of oversharing the world needs? Have you perfected the art of the covert "deep scratch" of your private pa...

If vanilla ice cream is the missionary position of ice cream, what does that make Neapolitan or chocolate? Have you ever had your hopes dashed by a delinquent pigeon mom-three years in a row? Can potato chips or a McRib really spark joy? Have you ever accidentally gotten rotten boob? Why do couples sit side by side in restaurants? What's up with Pope Bobby from Chicago-should pope's keep their rea...

Do you agree that McDonald's Smoky Maple McMuffin is a breakfast game-changer or like Sam, do you draw the line at a sweet breakfast? Could a pair of plaid pants unlock your inner Chaka Khan and make you strut the office like the King of Kensington? Are dogs really smarter than humans, since they're born knowing the dog paddle? Does your fridge silently judge your midnight snacking? Are you team e...

Could adopting pigeons at work make Lisa a new Mom? Is this her true destiny? It's fancy wine vs box wine. Are you drinking for sport or does the vibe change once the bottle costs more than your dinner? Who's your pick for the next Pope (and do you want to see a live "Pope Draft")? Do signs that say "Back in 5 minutes" also send you into a spiral of clock-watching rage? Can a plant murderer like L...

Ever wish you could clap your hands and make people, places, or things vanish like magic? Is the 90's clapper due for a comeback-this time for annoying coworkers, loud TVs, and even bad days at the grocery store? Are you obsessed with the back of your head? Do you have "chicken ankles" that could snap like a twig? Is vacuuming your nemesis simply because of those maddeningly short cords, and do yo...

Who has glamping with Jesus on their bingo card? Lisa would jump at the chance to sleep in Jesus's cave! Are veggie chips just cardboard dipped in broken dreams? How do you describe distances in hours or kilometers? Is riding a bike in your fifties the ultimate trip down nostalgia lane or a disaster waiting to happen? Is the thumbs up emoji too passive aggressive for GenZ? What's all the fuss abou...

Can a McDonald's be the guiding star in times of directional distress? Is always turning right the best choice when you're lost and without your phone's GPS? Can tassel boots reignite a long forgotten fashion trend and get Lisa recreating a popular song? Can a person complain too much? Are Cheerios still healthy if the flavour is cookies and creme? How much fluid should a period panty hold? What d...

Ever had one of those mornings where everything goes haywire, like wearing your underwear backwards? Is menopause messing with your taste buds and now peanut butter tastes horrible? Have you stumbled on pants so tight they seem to defy gravity? Do bathroom sprays mask or merely disguise our basic natural aromas? Do we really understand why women kill? Can we all agree plus size fashion is horrendo...

Do you find yourself in a cake vs salad debate that could rival international negotiations? Do you eat your banana with the skin on or off? How attached are you to your weekend bra? Can a sweatshirt make you lazy? Can a person live with only one mug? Girl Guide cookies can you eat just one? If you playfully deal with challenges are you lemonading? Tune in for laughs, a good dose of relatable life...

Get ready for the ultimate surprise—a visit from Jo aka Unlearn16! She’s spilling the tea on her epic video creations, sharing her take on the political landscape, and giving us the scoop on her upcoming book. Of course, Lisa has to give Jo a shout-out for teaching Sam about politics (and yeah, she’s not wrong)! But there’s more—Lisa's got beef with soup, and her lazy weekend has left her feeling...

Have you ever pondered why nighttime toast feels like a guilty indulgence? Lisa questions the appeal of naughty nighttime toast. Why do we say "cheese" when taking pictures? When you get cranky does your alter ego "Super petty" make an appearance? Why are teenagers no matter the decade all the same? Is anyone foolish enough to call you a peachy face? Do you judge or do you observe? Would you pay $...

Did you remember Pancake Tuesday? Lisa forgot and it's her second favorite holiday, which is hard to believe since it has to do with food! Are you talking about the latest political nugget from the Beavis and Butthead? Is it fair for Lisa to make fun of Sam's pulled back pony? Is snow mold your unexpected nemesis? Do you reminisce about sibling rivalries and fighting for front seat privileges? How...

Sam asks a very serious question, are we shallow bitches? If laughing at life and all the crap it throws at you means you are a shallow bitch, then pick us! Ever wonder why the Pope doesn't have a pinch hitter? Why do seniors menus mean less choices? What would a 75 yr old Lisa and Sam look like? Got a soft spot for deviled egg dip? Why are we letting GenZ dictate what's in or out for 2025? What i...

All Lisa wants is to be chic, cozy in a snazzy matching pj ensemble. She's actually a hot mess in the pyjama department and it may or not be tattered pj's too! Sleepy gummies addictive or just the ticket for menopausal women? Is mixing intermittent fasting with a carnivore diet the perfect solution or a recipe for disaster? Are you as passionate about potato tik tok as Sam? Why are silent letters...

Does the idea of owning a block of knives officially deem Lisa grown up? What's the big deal about cold foam in coffee, simple whipped milk or something more? Is the art of sharing food or water becoming a strategic battlefield in the world of friendship etiquette? Lisa has a bone to pick with Valentine's day, of course! Do you keep a tidy microwave? Is hoarding dishes in your room part of a young...

Is "open door" literature the spicy world you seek or is it safer to keep that door closed? Lisa wants to know why they have to spell out every intimate detail. Ewwww! Have you ever wondered why leftovers never taste as good the second day? Lisa reveals a new way to board a plane before your zone and Sam laments about plane etiquette. Dear America, what's up? Should there be a ban on male masturba...