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Britain swelters in record-breaking 40 degree heat, Liz Truss emerges as the frontrunner for the next Prime Minister, and the Forde Report lays bare the factional infighting at the heart of the Labour Party. In this episode our Conservative correspondent travels the multiverse to explore what Liz Truss' glorious pork markets might actually look like, Che Burnley joins us in the studio to disc...

Sam's away this weekend, so it's time for a brief intermission from our regularly scheduled programming. In this episode Danny takes over the studio to outline his vision for the future of the country, as he attempts to win over some more support for his campaign to become the next Tory leader. www. Patreon.com/ISeeYouStories Check out Eddie French's new fortnightly sketch show Pick Scra...

After a string of ministerial resignations, Boris Johnson's political career implodes spectacularly and he is forced to resign. In this special episode we devote our entire broadcast to the chaos now engulfing the Conservative party. Our nauseatingly deferential correspondent Sebastian Forelock offers his eulogy for the political career of his hero, Danny Sutcliffe goes deep undercover in the...

Yet another Conservative MP is embroiled in a sexual assault scandal, Nato pledges its long-term commitment to Ukraine, the States struggles to come to terms with its new post Roe V Wade reality, and the government fail to account for Mick Lynch becoming the unlikely hero of the RMT strikes. In this episode Sam looks at the latest controversy groping away at the Conservative majority, our Russian...

Last week marked the end of Season 7, so it's time for the best bits of episodes 9-12. We'll be back properly with the start of Season 8 next week! Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our e...

The government's first planned deportation flight to Rwanda is thwarted by legal challenges, the January 6th committee seeks to make the case for Donald Trump's seditious conspiracy to the American people, and an engineer at Google claims the company has accidentally created the world's first sentient artificial intelligence. In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian...

Conservative rebels fail in their bid to force out Boris Johnson, the Chancellor is accused of making another mistake that's costly to the British taxpayer, and Sajid Javid appears to have grand plans for modernising the NHS and making it more productive. In this episode we have more exclusive leaked audio from 10 Downing Street, this time capturing the bitter infighting within the Tory party...

The Queen celebrates 70 years on the British throne, the government does a less than competent job of squashing a report on the Home Office's inconvenient history of racism, and British holidaymaker's travel plans are ruined by chaos at the airport. It's our Jubilee special! In this episode Sam gets a little carried away with the patriotic fervour, our Royal correspondent Sebastian...

Sue Gray is finally able to release the report of her investigation into the Partygate scandal, Rish Sunak announces a raft of measures to help households weather the cost of living crisis, and monkeypox outbreaks across the world continue to cause concern. In this episode I See News has a exclusive audio from the private meeting between Boris Johnson and Sue Gray, Tom King breaks down Rishi Sunak...

We're done with Episodes 5-8, so it's time for the best sketches and headlines from the middle section of Season 7!  Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our exclusive content! Written and e...

The Prince of Wales fills in for the Queen at the State Opening of Parliament, the Labour leader takes drastic action to set himself apart from Boris Johnson, and Conservative MP Lee Anderson wants everybody apart from him to take personal responsibility for spiralling poverty. In this episode our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock downplays the suggestion that the sun may be setting on the re...

The local and Northern Irish Assembly election results are in, the UK's economic outlook is looking increasingly grim, and the Supreme Court in the US moves to strike down Roe vs Wade. In this episode we have another exclusive leaked recording from inside Boris Johnson's administration, Danny Sutcliffe comes to the studio to apologise for behaving inappropriately at work, and our demonic...

Russian security forces claim they have foiled an attempted assassination of a Russian journalist, Angela Rayner is accused of deliberately distracting the Prime Minister by uncrossing her legs, and Elon Musk agrees to buy Twitter in its entirety. In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot is evading shadowy hitmen somewhere in the multiverse, Allyson June Smith double-bags her le...

Boris Johnson finds himself referred to the Privileges Committee for investigation, Tories continue to make feeble excuses for their leader's actions, and Priti Patel announces her latest plan to curb illegal immigration. In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock travels the multiverse to find a safe space to rehearse his defence of the Prime Minister, Danny Sutcliffe...

We're done with Episodes 1-4, so it's time for the best sketches and headlines from the start of Season 7!  Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our exclusive content! Written and edited by...

Russian troops commit acts of unspeakable brutality as they withdraw from northern Ukraine, Ketanji Brown-Jackson becomes the first black woman appointed to the US Supreme Court, Nadine Dorries announces plans to sell off Channel 4 and some boomers on social media think the cost of living crisis is nothing compared to what they went through. In this episode Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to d...

Apologies for another intermission episode this week, but unfortunately Omicron finally came knocking at the door of I See News and I've been absolutely wiped out by it. We'll be back properly with Episode 4 of this season next week, but for now please enjoy this tasty placeholder. This sketch was originally intended to be the March exclusive for our Patreon supporters. Everyone who sign...

The war in Ukraine enters its second month, Rishi Sunak appears to have very few solutions to the cost of living crisis, P&O sink their reputation to the bottom of the ocean and Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe isn't all that pleased with the Foreign Office. In this episode Sam tries and fails to book moneysaving expert Martin Lewis, Tom King travels the multiverse to see what would have happene...

Please do not adjust your sets! I See News is on an unscheduled hiatus this week, and will return properly with Episode 3 next Sunday. Until then, please enjoy this absolutely impartial report from our guest host, esteemed Russian journalist Alexander Notabot. Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up...

The UK sanctions more Russians and calls for a Nato no-fly zone increase as the war in Ukraine continues to escalate, the Home Office struggles to get a grip on yet another refugee crisis, and the usual opportunists crawl out of the woodwork to try and twist the coming energy crisis to their own agenda. In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to get a better look at just how disastrous a d...

We're back with the start of Season 7! Russia brings total war to Ukraine, the West struggles with how best to react, and some of your favourite right-wing commentators try to pin the whole thing on woke culture. In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot tries to offer an alternative view from the front lines, our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe enlists the help...

Last week marked the end of Season 6, so it's time for the best bits of episodes 9-12. We'll be back properly with the start of Season 7 next week! Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our e...

Ukraine teeters on a knife-edge under the threat of a full Russian invasion, Britain's politicians seek to undo some of the compromising investment we've historically accepted from Russians with close links to the Kremlin, and Prince Andrew settles Virginia Giuffre's sex abuse claim against him out of court. In this episode our resident shill Danny Sutcliffe turns his hand to war pr...

The Mayor of London forces out the commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, anti-lockdown convoy protests in Canada inspire copycat movements around the world and the Queen passes an extraordinary milestone. In this episode Tom King wonders what's next for the Met and its Partygate investigation, our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe attempts to explain some of the legal logic of h...

The Sue Gray report offers a stinging rebuke of Number 10 even in its heavily censored form, the Foreign Secretary unveils tough new plans for Russian sanctions in the event of war in Ukraine, and the UK regulator raises the price cap by a staggering 54%, leaving businesses and households facing a huge rise in their energy costs. In this episode we leak another exclusive recording from Number 10 a...