I See Bad Movies

A space trucker and his cute fiancee are on their way from a space station to Earth with an unknown cargo. When space pirates hijack them, 5000 disintegrator robots are found in the cargo. Will our lucky streak of enjoyable movies end with this? Will we stay on topic? You'll have to listen in and find out! We watched this movie on Prime UK for free https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music by ZakharVa...

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine. For anyone wondering why we didn't cover this when it came out at the very beginning of our killer animals season, it's simple. We had all our movies picked already. We were always going to get round to it. Heads up, we're...

When Marc and Emma move into their new house, they have no idea that in the 1970s, their basement was a gay nightclub which had been destroyed by fire and that the house itself is now haunted by the ghosts of five gay and mischievous clubbers. And now their penchant for raising the roof with renditions of Boney M's 'Rasputin' causes havoc in the household! How to put an end to these fiendish frigh...

Welcome to Season 8. A new season means a new category and this time it's a special treat for you all. We're doing "The ones that got away" and revisiting previous seasons, covering a new movie from some of our previous seasons. This episoe it's the turn of Season 2 and killer inanimate objects with the absolutely wonderful "Attack of the Killer Donuts" Spoilers of course but we loved this film. L...

Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth. In our Bad Movies in Spaaaaace season finale we discuss the bad bits in TAOBBATED (no way i'm typing that name out again.) Are we taken in by the charisma of rock star/brain surgeon/rocket scientist...

Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. We suffered through this film and try to salvage a conversation about it. Can Dave keep Emma focused long enough to rip this movie apart? listen in and find out. We rented this movie on Prime Video UK https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music by ZakharValaha  from Pixabay Hosted on...

Our deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it. Warwick Davis is back and so is his terrble accent. This movie opens up so many conversations, some are fun an others leave a stain on our souls amongst other things. Listen in and find out. We rented this movie on YouTube https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music by Zakhar...

Astronauts travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights. A big departure from the usual fare as we go back 71 years for a space exploration movie with added feline(?) femme fatales. Does this trip down memory lane lead us to a classic 50's sci-fi masterpiece listen in and find out as we discuss the bad bits of this classic yarn. We rented this mo...

A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery. We discuss the good bits of a kind of enjoyable space romp that clearly inspired Austin Powers during his jaunts in Dr Evil's lair. We rented this movie from Prime Video https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music by ZakharValaha  from Pixabay Hosted on Acast. S...

In a bleak-sounding future, an A.I. soldier has determined that the only way to end war is to end humanity. We've only gone and done it to ourselves again! Another blooming J Lo movie, why oh why, what is wrong with us? Well, it is the beginning of a new season and that means a whole new genre of movies: Welcome to.... Bad Movies in Spaaaaaaaace! We watched this movie on Netflix https://linktr.ee/...

Cassandra Webb is a New York metropolis paramedic who begins to demonstrate signs of clairvoyance. Forced to challenge revelations about her past, she needs to safeguard three young women from a deadly adversary who wants them destroyed. We had to do it for the season finale. Probably the most talked about superhero movie and not for any good reasons. Does this movie redeem itself in hindsight? Do...

A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. Okay, we're going to be very upfront here. We go in hard on Ben Affleck in this episode and show Colin Farrell love for at least trying... We watched this movie Via Disney Plus https://www.patreon.com/ISeeBadMovies https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music by ZakharValaha  fr...

A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. So this movie has a long history of awfulness, from a razzie for the lead to terrible reviews and, with Elektra combined, put a nail in the coffin for female led superhero movies for about 10 more years. Join...

Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose. We feel very spoiled by this weeks entry into bad/B-movie Superheroes. Dave has had this on his "To watch" list for years and Emma even admits that life might be a little better nowadays than it was in the 80's and 90's because its harder t...

Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him. With a fun, but overly long, pastiche of Spider-man minus the swinging we find ourselves conflicted with the bad in thi...

If you didn't know already, we have a Patreon. In some of our very special bonus episodes, Dave is Joined by Emma's son Brody to talk about some truly awful kids movies. Well, we'd like you all to experience the fun we have recording these episodes as a special treat. All we ask in return is that you join us in wishing Brody a very happy birthday (on the day of release!) Happy birthday Brody, May...

Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against archcriminal The Red Skull. Welcome to season 6 of I See Bad Movies and a movie that nearly ended the whole podcast! We both found it really hard to watch this film and we'll tell you why in the main episode. What can only be seen as Marvel's lazy response to the popularity of Superman in the Eighties and the upcoming Batman...

Coinciding with the release of her album of the same name, this narrative-driven odyssey tells the story of Jennifer Lopez's journey to love through her own eyes. In this very special episode we watch and react to the new J Lo movie that everyone is talking about... not really the greatest love story never told eh? this one is a doozy, second hand cringe, terrible acting, terrible story.... man th...

A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women. A strange movie with more nudity than you can shake a killer eye at. It's almost like they wanted to make an erotic thriller with a horror twist but failed at both. We watched this movie via a Full Moon subscription on Amazon Prime UK If you li...

Emma has been too unwell to record this episode in time. Not wanting to disappoint you lovely listeners we thought we'd do something very special for you. Here's our very first bonus episode recorded for our Patreon. Now lovingly known as "The Flip Side." Harry Price investigates the ghosts of Borley Rectory during his stay there. In the original main episode we looked at the good bits of this fil...

If you see it coming, you're already dead. A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie. Alien penises, sex machines, snowstorms and a grizzled Vietnam vet try their hardest to justify the stiff acting in this movie. Does it stand up to scrutiny? Listen in and find out. We rented this movie on Amazon Prime UK If you like what you hear why not give our social media accounts a...

A weekend getaway turns to terror after a bizarre shaving incident releases a bloodthirsty monster upon a peaceful lakeside community. How can a movie with a name like this take itself so seriously? A possibly wasted opportunity to grab comedy by the balls and make an iconic piece of comedy horror. Alas it was not to be! We rented this movie on Amazon Prime UK If you like what you hear why not giv...

A teenage slacker's right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent. Why is it always the right hand that causes all the problems? Listen in and find out what we think of this slacker based comedy horror. We rented this movie on Amazon Prime UK If you like what you hear why not give our social media accounts a follow or even listen to more of us on Patreon where we flip the tables on the main e...

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. We delve into the world of body parts gone bad with a tale of body parts doing good and bringing down the terrible men club... one member at a time. We rented this movie on Amazon Prime UK If you like what you hear why not give our social media accounts a fol...

After losing his arm in a car accident, a criminal psychologist has it replaced with a limb that belonged to a serial killer. We're back from an extended Christmas break with a brand new season, Body Parts Gone Wrong is the theme for season 5 and to start... Body Parts. Starring Jeff Fahey in a pre-Lawnmower Man role. Is his character Bill driven to madness and destruction by receiving a psychotic...