I Remember My First Time (IRMFT) A Movie Podcast

Is it true that only assholes drink Mr. Pibb? according to these two Texas boys (three if you count Hell or High Water writer Taylor Sheridan), yes, yes only assholed drink Mr. Pibb. Its been a while since we have dealved into the western genre, but we are more than happy to talk about this fresh exciting bank hating modern western.

Join us on this journey to raid tombs and save the world from the Illuminati.... I guess thats what this movie is about I'm really not sure becasue I was too busy staring at Angelina Jolie in one of the sweatiest, sexiest performances you will ever see. Also Daniel Craig has a shower scene as well your welcome ladies. Despite the incredibly good looking cast this movie should raid the plot of an I...

Are you ready to smell god's vigina? That's how we start the New Year here at IRMFT, however you chose to live 2023 just know we choose not to rawdog live here. So join us as we get stoned and talked about the greatest stoner comedy of all time. The Seth Rogen classic Pineapple Express, the product of baby-fu@#ing

Ready to get hard this Christmas? Well then get ready for the best Christmas movie the gods have ever bestowed up us, that's right we are doing the action movie that changed what an action star would forever be so get hard so you can Die Hard this Christmas!

Tis the season, my present to BJ you ask? Our first threesome on IRMFT with our first threepeet guest David Eachus! If you haven’t seen the new violent Santa Christmas movie Violent Night you need to get your anus to the theater now. It’s John Wick meets Santa so you know there’s a chance at least one host creamed there pants while watching this movie, join us to find out if we creamed our pants w...

Do love magic Mistletoe?.... No, not that magic mistletoe. 'Tis the season for cheesy Christmas movies, so we do our first attempt at the horribly wonderful Christmas on Mistletoe Farm. It features a widowed father (of course), who leaves the big city (of course), to get his Christmas spirit in a small farming town (of course), where he inevitably falls in love with a small town woman (of course)....

Merry Christmas.... Sh**ter was full. That's right we are kicking off Christmas movie season with the Chevy Chase classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. This has everything a Christmas movie should have..... A comically large tree, and electrocuted cat, a senile old couple and most importantly a best supporting actor level performance from Randy Quaid. So channel your inner cousin Eddie and...

Does our host have a tattoo of Scooby Doo? Did that same host rate the live action Scooby Doo classic way to high? Was he high? Find out all these answers and more as we fawn over the smoke that is Velma by Linda Cardellini and the incredible ensemble cast led by Matthew Lillard as Shaggy. Join us as we welcome the guest with the most connections to the pod so far, the sister of one host and the S...

O brother who is this movie for? This Hillbilly telling of Homer's The Odyssey complete with a bluegrass and gospel backing track.... IS F*****G AWESOME. Listen to us talk about how beautiful George Clooney is, podcast favorite Tim Blake Nelson (who is welcome on the podcast anytime), and how Jacob somehow relates John Turturro's struggle to that of the gay man. Remember your first time we talk ab...

No surprise that we are talking about our favorite "jobs" on this podcast.... Don't be nasty not those jobs but the 2003 CLASSIC The Italian Job. Marky Mark is back for the movie that made Mini Coopers cool again. Is this a 2 hour Mini Cooper ad? Yes.... do we care? No because this movie is awesome. Join as we discuss BJ's FAVORITE genre of movies (heist/caper movies) in our first, but definitely...

Ever had a demonic soul stealing monster offer to suck you off? Well the main character gets that offer in this movie.... and someone is raped by a tree??? Whatever, in this episode we break down the remake of Sam Rami's classic Evil Dead. Featuring every single horror movie trope known to man. This movie does exactly what you expect a horror movie to do and for that reason we respect it.

Ready to to get Hitched? We don’t watch shitty Will Smith movies on IRMFT, at least not yet. Join us this week for our second Halloween episode this month, as we “helicopter” our way and watch the late great Blue Eyed Devil Rutger Hauer as The Hitcher. Watch the trailer and tell us you’re not excited for your first time.

Join us for our first horror movie in the month that should be nothing but horror, sorry we fucked up.

This week we take a trip to pleasure town courtesy of Will Ferrell as his best character, and it's not even close, Ron Burgundy. Join us as we spray Sex Panther all over our listeners as we enjoy the smell of Big Foots Dick because the scent really stings the nostrils. "I Love Lamp" might be the most quotable line of the movie, if you disagree join us as we quote our way through pleasure town on I...

You wait all episode to hear if we think you should watch these movies. Let us save you the time and skip this s*%& fu%$@^& movie and just listen to this pod. Oh yeah the female Multo monster get deep throated by Godzilla atomic blue flame. Oh and we may have ruined The Rocks career, so please join us for the worst movie we've done so far.

Do you like Predators? No not that kind of predator, but the badass alien one that shows up on earth to go to toe to toe with Mr. Universe? If you're answer is yes but you still hate the other kind of predator and want to see a sexy strong female character out smart the smartest hunter in the universe, join us this week as we see just that. Taking place in an era where the best weapon is a tomahaw...

Have you ever been curious about the sex position Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon lost in Chinese Lore? Well so have we and we've gotten no closer to finding out how awesome this position is, but we know how awesome one of the top foreign films of all time is. Join us this week as we dive deep into the foreign film that made foreign films cool.

Did we discuss our first porn?? If food porn is a thing then we most definatly did. Can John Favreau land the bombshells that are Sofia Vergara and Scarlett Johansson? When you're the wirter director you bet your ass you can. Join us as we talk about our first indie movie on IRMFT

Prepared to be blown.... by twin sister twisters, and what a blow job it was. Join us as we sexualized everything we can including our host, with the guest of this movie Cody "Putin". We also answer the question why do women look so good in white tank tops. !!!Spoiler alert!!! The answer is boooobs!

Have you ever watched a porn and wished that was you? Lucky for you that happens in Last Action Hero to a 12 year old boy. Don't be gross I'm not talking about porn anymore but living inside an action movie. Is there a difference Jacob asks? No there isn't, so join us as we discuss one of if not the first action satire classic featuring the biggest action movie star of all time................ Mr....

How deep is balls deep? The deepest and the blueest and I am not referring to blue balls, not with this LL Cool J classic. This movie walked so Sharknado could run, so join us on our second horror film. And yes its a horror film..... fu&% you if you don't think so.

Get ready for the blood fest that is the self titled movie Rambo. Join us as we take on Sylvester Stallone's classic character John J. Rambo, there's more blood than figuring out your f%$@&*%$ your girl on her period for the time and you didn't know. Someone's head explodes like a pumpkin, so join us as we bask in this violence on IRMFT.

We finally did our first horror movie, what could we have chosen besides a good fingering from Freddy? You read that right Freddy isn't the one getting fingered but doing the fingering, we did the original Wes Craven classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Join us as we dive deep in this special effect classic (by far the best thing about low budget horror) that ultimately we didn't love but still enjo...

What do you get it when you have Kevin Costner playing a character named Crash and Tim Robbins as character named Nuke as minor league baseball teammates in a love triangle with Susan Sarandon? Lets just say the baseball diamond isn't the only diamond our characters care about... we know what we are talking about. It's one of BJ's favorite movies while Jacob hates baseball and romance movies, join...

Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to listen to our podcast about one of the greatest action franchises of all time. This week we have BJ's father, Greg a man who only wants one thing from movies (and frankly its disgusting, just kidding) it id to be entertained, and this movie should do the trick.... Tom Cruise is literately hanging of the side of the tallest building in the world.