I Only Like You and Movies

"Did you think I'd forgotten you? Perhaps you hoped I had."Remember that bit? When "House of Cards" was good? And now it's this? Why can't it just end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would have ever thought it? A whole year of podcasts no one listens to! Some changes are coming next season but before then, "War Machine" is a pretty okay film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the penultimate episode of season one! We've received some mail that doesn't belong to us, but seems to be for a dog. Strange . We also saw and wanted to love "Jasper Jones" but sadly it was only okay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not every bloody thing needs a Facebook page - not even lemons or orange juice. Wonder Woman is pretty great, but still has a few issues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie's having trouble with hats while Senaai's thinks "Split" maybe went a little bit to far. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keep your hands to yourself and listen to us enjoy the new Guardians film. If only there'd been more Baby Groot. Also, Lonnie went and saw "Get Out" all by himself because Senaai was too scared. Let's face it, so was he. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie went and got himself a dodgy haircut didn't he? They both went and loved "Table 19" as well, didn't they? Typical. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would have thought Lonnie and Senaai reckon new fashion trends are a bit silly or that "The Boss Baby" is actually a great film? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Basically, all we're saying is we probably shouldn't be in charge of the important things, but we hope somebody is. "The Lego Batman Movie" is a stone cold classic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai sounds like a robot because she's had a bad cold (and is also a robot) but she's still upset about novelty chocolate. She also loved the new "Beauty and the Beast" because it was a film specifically made for her. Lonnie thought it was pretty good but he's that sort of guy isn't he? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie has worked out a shop nearby is obviously dodgy but Senaai doesn't believe him. Senaai didn't like Logan much at all and Lonnie kind of believes her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai has some home truths about diet foods for y'all. Lonnie has some ideas about why some films feel like plays and why some films feel like films. Yeah it's one of those episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are Easter Hat Parades a real thing? Does saying Jinx really take away someone else's voice? Is Moonlight a good film with strange parts or a bad film with good bits? Lonnie and Senaai don't know the answers to anything, but we talk a lot of shit anyway. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai thinks she should be in charge of the world's invention priority list while Lonnie kinda likes Hidden Figures. Plenty of worse stuff out there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some things are for the internet, some things are for your diary, say two people who record a weekly movie review podcast where they also defend the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, so yeah, believe them if you want. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has everyone just forgotten about the personal bubble rule from primary school? Or is it only people standing too close to Lonnie at GOMA or rude grocery shoppers not obeying the divider rules? And Lion is definitely not a bad movie but it's definitely not great, is it? Like it's fine but... really everyone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie and Senaai some of the issues surrounding the 2017 Oscars, including the bizarre Best Picture announcement, the strange La La Land backlash and the Casey Affleck controversy. All up, the world is a really complex place and if we all just yell at each other, nobody wins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie reveals his deepest darkest irrational fears while Senaai attempts to fix "Passengers" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Lonnie's Brisbane Broncos cap gets him into small talk with strangers and Senaai doesn't care for the music in "Jackie". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer in Australia is the absolute worst but sometimes there are good movies on. Unfortunately these films are just all right, but at least the cinema has air conditioning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please, if you're going to see an amazing musical, do you want people kicking your seat and checking their phones in front of you? Lonnie and Senaai don't. And if you're going to make a new Star Wars film, do you have to make it so poorly? Lonnie and Senaai don't think so either. Spoilers galore for Rogue One, but you've already seen it anyway haven't you? Probably liked it as well. That's fair en...

If Senaai had to rate her favourite things, Mario (and Yoshi) would probably be very close to the top. Well made adult dramas with Michael Keaton like "The Founder" would be similarly placed on Lonnie's list. And, let's face it, so would Maccas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daytime TV is a conspiracy to punish the old and unemployed. The only respite Lonnie and Senaai have found is House Hunters, a beacon of hope amongst piles of poop. They've also found "Manchester By The Sea" which is the funniest sad movie you'll ever watch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai and Lonnie love each other, but even though probably don't need a joint Facebook account. Like, if you want to, that's fine, but what are you hiding? Lonnie certainly isn't hiding his love for Ben Affleck's and his new movie "The Accountant" although they're both not quite sure what to make of an autistic action hero. Probably good? Problematic at least. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Don't go changing an S to a Z in your business name and expect Lonnie to like it. But make a great film about true love and overcoming prejudice like "A United Kingdom" and Lonnie and Senaai will always love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.