I Love You, Mana

This is our new years ep. We talked about 2018. The picture for this ep is mike showing us how to suck your own dick. Happy New Years.

We're building a set.

Sam is back and he's here to talk about some changes to Magic's tournament structure.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I think I bragged about always putting an episode out on time last week so this is actually a very funny joke I'm doing. Taco Cat joins us as Mike talks about his trip to LA and Tor talks about going crazy.

A bear heavy episode.

Are you ready to increase the mass of your card collection to astronomical levels?

It's time to get tribal. We talk about some of our favorite creature types in this racially charged episode.

I was eating candy for most of the episode. Zach talked about race cars. Mike talked genital mutilation. Gentlemen, start your engines.

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We talk MTG murder. Spooky right? Then we invent a new game. Move over D&D, there's a new sheriff in town.

Small decks, big decks, red decks, blue decks we build them all, we build them tall. Our friend Ryan is on this one. Also, the audios a bit different cause Tor is going through some shit and can't remember to pack microphones.

B.R.E.A.D. What is it?

The conclusion of the beginning to our Ravnica adventure. I got Augustin's name wrong in this one. Mike and Zach start making strange noises towards the end. It's because they were having sex.

We pause our expedition cause there's a new set coming coming out. Tor breaks something. It was a couch. I broke a couch.

We continue on our slog through Ravnica. Progress is slow and winter is setting in early. Tune in next week to see if all three of us make it through alive. 

We embark on our journey through Ravnican lore. It took us an hour to get through the guilds.

The fellas attempt to draw comparisons between Magic and comedy. It spins tragically out of control. There's another bonus ep coming this weekend.

Sam Ihlenfeldt shares with us some of his experiences in the Magic Pro Tour. Tor was busy being sad and forgot how to be funny.

This ones about counterfeiting. That thing Leo Dicaprio did in that movie with Tom Hanks and the fat mom or something. We also made a fart joke during this ep, sorry.

We got more art stuff for y'all. Turns out some MTG artists have been ripping off works of classical art. We discuss this scandal and make a new friend.

This is our most organized episode yet. We covered nearly three semi cohesive topics.

Damn, we're givin out bonus episodes already. Zach is away on assignment. Mike and Tor sit down shortly after Tor's very first game of EDH and discuss Pizza Hut or something. Keep in mind that we recorded this one well before we decided to become experts at Magic.

We covered Commander 2018. I think we also promised y'all a bonus ep this Friday. I don't actually know for sure because I have to wake up in 3 hours for work tomorrow and haven't listened to the whole episode. Enjoy.

Picasso? He's dead. Banksy? Probably just some EDM musician. Da Vinci? Italian. We get all fucking sophisticated and talk about real art as well as the people that make magic cards fun to look at.

Mmm flavor... This is one sweet episode.