I Love Old Time Radio

George's mother comes to visit. Liz hopes to drive her out by spreading ragweed and other allergy-inducing plants around the house, but her plan backfires when George's mother starts dating her allergist.

A ciphered message to the Blue Beetle sends him to a haunted house to investigate. The Blue Beetle solves the mystery of the dancing ghosts and a counterfeiting ring too!

Lou wants to be a badman in a western movie. He tells the story of Annie Oakley. Bud and Lou do the "U-Drive" routine. Costello tries to buy a new car. Before giving Marilyn Maxwell a driving lesson, Costello needs a car...and a driver's license.

A story of murder and mystery at a girl's school.

George Valentine is hired by the wife of the biggest gangster in town. However, the gangster wants very much to stay in jail!

Liz goes to see a doctor about her absentmindedness, and then reports her car to be stolen when she forgets that George dropped her off at the doctor!

The Blue Beetle goes underground to find out why so many accidents are plaguing a tunnel project. The Blue Beetle breaks out of a decompression chamber and breaks up the racket.

Bud and Lou visit the ski lodge of Mrs. Wetwash and Lou winds up on the ski jump! The story of George Washington is told, as only Abbott and Costello could.

A meek British botany professor plans a "Devil's Garden" in the basement; a grave for his henpecking wife!

A story of ghosts, hypnotism, and a very strange house.

George needs a new secretary, so Liz enrolls in secretarial school so she can fill the position

The Modern Trucker Protective Association and a poultry racket means double trouble for York City. The Blue Beetle is captured by a Mexican bandito! The Blue Beetle steals a bombing plane and attacks the leader of the rackets.

Lou tells the story of Moby Dick. Tring to get a license for their boat, Lou winds up in the marriage license bureau. Finally launching the boat, the boys become ship-wrecked on an island.

Who killed the curate? Almost everybody, it seems!

A dying old man hires George Valentine to ensure that the three people that he's leaving his money to reveal their strange secrets. It's the last joke of a man who played, "Devil."

Katy, the Maid, is sweet on Mr. Dabney, the butcher, and Liz offers to help. But when Liz's valentine to George gets switched with her check to pay the butcher's bill, Mr. Dabney gets the wrong idea.

The Blue Beetle tackles a restaurant protection gang. An aerial chase in an airplane piloted by the mayor himself puts an end to the head of the restaurant racket.

Show is being broadcast from New York City. Costello tells the story of "The Grasshopper and The Bee." Costello's "family" joins the program.

An insurance investigator is convinced that his wife is a pyromaniac.

George Valentine finds himself the athletic director aboard a cruise ship, trying to prevent a trio of smuggling musicians from being murdered!

Liz, anxious to win the approval of an important dinner guest, simply agrees with everything he says. The guest is so impressed with her "intelligence" that he invites her to be a speaker at his next "civic forum."

The only suspect in a murder case is an anthropologist with an air pistol that fiendishly shoots a suffocating gas. The Blue Beetle strikes another blow for law and order.

Abbott tries to talk Costello into going into space in an amateur rocket.

A man recovers from amnesia to find himself wanted for murder.

A small town librarian asks George Valentine to come to the town of Benson Flats to prevent a murder. George fails to prevent the killing, but he does manage to grow a beard!