I Just Got My Kid To Sleep

In this 20th episode Michael talks about attending his parents' 50th wedding anniversary party, he also shares a story about celebrating Independence Day by being Independent of theme park rules, and also talks about how his name is hard for people to pronounce even if that's their job.  

Michael talks about how he can beat his son in Mario Kart even when he's sleep deprived. He explores the origins of our country's name and his son's name.  He also advises encouraging kids to be really loud when they're outside so they won't be as upset about being quiet when they're inside.  All while his computer is slowly drained of power in this--episode 19.

Michael explores the parenting opinion that it's bad to tell a kid that you're proud of them.  He also passes on advice on how to best lie as an adult and celebrates the joy of people about to get married who aren't working much that week.  

In this 17th episode Michael dives into his 7 day Las Vegas sabbatical from parenthood, he illuminates his home state's passion for illegal fireworks, and rants about Instagram parenting videos that are supposed to make you miss your kids. 

Michael talks about traveling for work as a parent of a 5-year-old, he expounds on good child eating habits, and shares the story of The Sleepy Fireman.  

In this episode Michael talks about the indoor playground phenomenon, analyzes a scary Blue Bloods TV show child kidnapping, and explains why parents are usually totally fine with longer commutes.

In this episode Michael talks about getting his first big break on The Tonight Show, he ruminates on the potential possibilities we all have for immediate success right after listening to this podcast, and he illuminates the struggles of there always being things kids want their parents to buy them everywhere even the movie theater.

In this thirteenth episode, Michael delves into whether it's possible to get a 5-year-old to do chores without offering rewards, he recounts his own childhood challenges in learning to ride a bike, and closes on how amazing it feels to go to the doctor for a checkup kid-free.

Michael reflects on his son's preschool graduation, analyzes playing games with kids and whether to let them win or not, and examines the importance of boredom to a parent-child relationship.

Michael gets his kid to sleep and then expounds on the history of DVD's, VHS, and streaming services and their relationship to the viewers' overall entertainment needs.  He also reflects on college friendships and watching violent movies with his mom. Oh, and he finally gets back to that sledding story from the last episode.  

In this momentous 10th episode, Michael explores his earliest memories, contemplates dealing with the abundance of toddler artwork, and recounts a recent trip to Trader Joe's that taught him a valuable lesson. 

In episode 9 Michael delves into the psychology of a parent heckling their child at their preschool singing performance, goes into his own stand-up beginnings, and shares his joy in watching his son discovering the multiple uses of a slushy utensil.

Michael talks about playing sports with his son Jackson, his son's overall sprint speed, and possible 2040 NFL draft status.  And he talks about watching Steve's returns to Blue's Clues.  

On this very special 7th episode, Michael talks about his relationship with spiders,  why parenting for the future is overrated, and going to the grocery store with an active toddler. 

Michael offers relationship advice, delves into his history with contact lenses, and expounds on how great flight delays are for new parents looking for a break. 

Michael succeeds in getting his son to sleep at a record time before this podcast and delves into his secrets along with delving into cemetery trips and the classic Nintendo Wii system.  

Michael reflects on childhood, being a dad, and enjoying his pre-dad life in this 4th episode also dubbed "The Pepisode" as it also explores his family trip to The World of Peppa Pig.

Michael discusses his favorite colors both now and as a child as well as the new blanket in the studio--all in this riveting less than an hour of a podcast recorded right after he got his kid to sleep.

Michael explores doing one thing at a time , the importance of not streaming, and more in this very special very second episode.  

Michael explores finding happiness in life through stories about times with his son, his job as a comedian, and how he currently doesn't own podcast headphones.