I Hear You, Babe — Comedy & Relationship Advice

Send us Fan Mail This week we’re talking about the moments when the version of ourselves we thought we’d outgrown comes bursting through the door like, “Hey girl, remember me?” From jealousy to teenage spirals to emotional regression to accidentally telling your therapist you love him — today’s episode is a gentle drag, a group confession, and a reminder that the “real you” isn’t the problem. The...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Episode 25, babe — the “I swear I didn’t forget you” episode. This week is The Lost Emails — all the stories you’ve sent over the last few months that didn’t quite fit a theme or missed the timing but lived in my brain anyway. Some are funny. Some are tender. Some are unhinged in the best way. And all of them are so real. This is one big love letter to you — the listene...

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode is my version of a gratitude episode… which means it is not polished, not Pinterest, and definitely not “10 things I’m thankful for” energy. We’re talking about the things you’re actually grateful you survived. The friendships that got weird. The jobs that tried to age you. The relationships that looked fine from the outside but were quietly draining the life o...

Send us Fan Mail This week we are talking about pedestals. Not the Greek kind. The emotional kind. The “I met you three times and decided you are flawless and spiritually elevated” kind. The kind we build out of vibes, fantasy, loneliness and pure delulu energy. I get into some of what has been happening in my own world with pedestaling inside friendships and what it does to you when people turn y...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Dino is in his comeback season—tech troubles, retrogrades, and all. From broken mics to old friendships revisited, he opens up about what it really means to return to yourself. Then, listener emails pour in with stories of resilience: the dancer rediscovering her rhythm, the mom reclaiming her body, the breakup glow-up, the friend group exit, and the apartment key that...

Send us Fan Mail Today we unpack your walk of shame and walk of no shame stories and start with something real. I talk about friendships shifting in adulthood, how love can be true and still feel out of sync, and the choice to stay kind while you figure it out. Then we dive into your emails: Barbie in Tribeca and the elevator ride from hell, a barefoot croissant on Marathon Sunday, the Thanksgivin...

Send us Fan Mail Babe, let’s be honest — we’ve all had a delulu era. The one where they were “just busy.” Where one date became a whole fantasy. Where you swore the universe was sending signs… and maybe it was. In this episode of I Hear You, Babe , Dino reads six listener letters that prove we’re all a little delusional — and that’s okay. From a SaltDrop class crush to the “guy who hated cats,” th...

Send us Fan Mail Some friends give advice like it’s gospel. Others just pour the wine and let you spiral. This week, we’re talking about that voice — the bestie who’s always sure she knows what’s best for you, the group chat that turns into a courtroom, the quiet friend who just says one sentence that changes everything. From tequila-fueled bad ideas that somehow worked to the kind of hard truths...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re talking about hauntings of the heart — the people who disappeared mid-text, mid-date, mid- sentence — and left you wondering if you hallucinated the whole thing. From the one who vanished after introducing you to their mom, to the ex who reappeared like a cursed Instagram ad, we’re diving into the ghosting stories that still linger. Also: I spiral about Secret Kee...

Send us Fan Mail New York (and every busy city) runs on tiny rules we never wrote down. Today we read your funniest, most unhinged, and surprisingly tender stories about the small crimes of city life: people who plant themselves in subway doorways, stop at the top of the stairs like it’s a TED Talk, and groups who walk ten-across so no one can pass. Plus: coffee-line philosophers, airport line cut...

Send us Fan Mail Some days slip by unnoticed. And then there are the other ones—the days that split your life into before and after. In this episode, we dive into your stories about the moments that turned everything upside down: the train you almost missed, the voicemail you almost deleted, the blackout that lit up the sky, the text that autocorrected its way into saving a life. From heartbreak t...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Dino dives into the radical act of choosing yourself — and the strange, funny, scandalous ways small joys show up. From lighting the good candle to hiding snacks in the car, from skipping Christmas to sneaking away for silence — these stories remind us that joy doesn’t have to be big to be life-changing. Plus: Dino’s honest update on his RogersHood Apothecary parasite c...

Send us Fan Mail What do you do when the universe decides it’s exam day and you didn’t study? In this episode of I Hear You, Babe, Dino dives into the messy, funny, heartbreaking ways life tests us — from big losses to small cosmic pop quizzes. With stories from listeners who’ve been fired and dumped in the same week, run into exes in the frozen food aisle, faced scary health challenges, and survi...

Send us Fan Mail We all have that one fight on repeat. The thermostat. The dishes. The dog in the bed. For some of us it’s meatballs, for others it’s money — and for one listener, it’s the entire shape of the future. In this week’s inbox: short, funny gripes and long, heart-heavy voice notes about the arguments that just won’t die. Some are silly, some are brutal, but all of them remind us that th...

Send us Fan Mail Content note: This episode includes references to domestic violence. If you or someone you know is experiencing abuse, resources are listed below. We kick things off with a little chat about what I’ve been watching (The Hunting Wives — secrets, drama, obsession) before diving into your emails. This week is about the red flags we saw and ignored: the funny ones, the messy ones, and...

Send us Fan Mail What do you even call it when you sleep for 22 hours straight? Rest? Hibernation? A medically induced coma? In this bonus episode, Dino kicks things off with the kind of exhaustion that swallows a whole day, queso for breakfast, and the reality of teaching three SaltDrop classes a day at 45. Then it’s your turn — four listener stories that hit every note of nailed it, failed it, a...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode of I Hear You, Babe, Dino dives into your stories of things you totally nailed, totally failed, and all the messy in-between. But first — a fall fashion spiral (matching sweats, queso for breakfast, Hashimoto’s confessions, and why Dino can’t quit comfort). We talk astrology boyfriends, grad school detours, and why trusting your gut is more than just a sayin...

Send us Fan Mail In this bonus drop, we’re back in the world of first loves — the kind that smell like Tide, vanilla soft serve, or a DJ set in a strip mall bar. From geometry class kisses to AIM late nights to martini-drinking heartbreaks, your stories remind us that those early flames still leave a mark. They’re messy, dramatic, sometimes hilarious — but always proof that we were loved, and that...

Send us Fan Mail Your first love isn’t about forever—it’s about the hoodie that smelled like cologne, the Tupperware of brownies that felt like a marriage proposal, or the slow dance that made your heart race louder than the gym DJ’s speakers. In this episode, Dino reads your sweetest, funniest, and most gut-punching stories of first love, with a few tangents on Netflix rabbit holes and the chaos...

Send us Fan Mail We thought The Ick was done… turns out, you had more. And they’re worse. This bonus round is all the icks that didn’t make it into Parts 1 and 2 — sock graveyards, a man making eye contact while seducing a chicken wing, a shower that doubles as a crime scene, and a Hinge date who bit into a block of cheddar like it was an apple. It’s messy. It’s vivid. And once you hear them, you...

Send us Fan Mail We’ve all been there — putting in Oscar-worthy levels of effort for someone who barely knew our last name. From waking up at 5 a.m. to wait in line for croissants… to pretending to love oysters, CrossFit, or Russian novels… this week we’re diving into your wildest “I was trying way too hard” moments. You sent in the stories, and let’s just say: the drama, the delusion, and the det...

Send us Fan Mail The girls (and the gays and the theys) did not hold back this week. We’re diving into the biggest icks you’ve ever experienced—like whispering “#powercouple” during sex, clapping when the plane lands, or saying “me likey” in real life. Also: I saw the new Naked Gun movie and Pamela Anderson deserves her own monument. We talk about it. AND—because I love you—I’m giving you 50% off...

Send us Fan Mail Bestie breakups. Worse than dating. Less closure. Way more stalking. This week I’m reading your emails and DMs about the friends you thought would be around forever… until they weren’t. We’ve got surprise parties you weren’t invited to, matching tattoos gone wrong, and gender reveal weirdness. If you’ve ever lost a friend and still lowkey check their stories here and there, this o...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 3: “Never Say Never… But Also, Yeah I Did That” This week on I Hear You, Babe , we’re talking about the things we swore we’d never do—but then… yeah, we did. From breakup bangs and emotional exes to spoon-carving boyfriends and secret chihuahuas, the inbox was overflowing with confessions that were funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged (the best kind). I also give you a...

Send us Fan Mail Texting spirals. Story views. Thirst traps. And… the criminal justice system?? In this episode, I unpack what it means to be anxiously attached—with a side of true crime breakdown, because the new Undisclosed episode fully sent me into lawyer mode. We’re talking about missed “good morning” texts, Venmo stalking, and why “LOL no worries” is actually code for “I’m dying inside.” Plu...