I Hate It But I Love It

Grab a croissant from "Bean and Beluga" and then try to keep on top of the fastest moving plot in existence cause we're talking about  Riverdale Season 2 ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this banana boat of a show goes FULL BONKERS this year, talking about ridiculous plot developments (...Archie's the creator of Teen ISIS), horribly embarrassing dance moves, and how there's always at...

Get infected by a butt-alien and then have an inexplicable British accent because we're talking about Stephen King's  Dreamcatcher ! We discuss all aspects of this completely ridiculous movie, from terrible folksy sayings to whatever the hell a Memory Warehouse is to what on God's green earth the aliens' plan was, and Jocelyn names yet another character Alan to Kat's mounting disgust. This episode...

Bother your best friend with an unprompted and entirely unwanted dance sequence, cause we're talking about Pretty in Pink ! We discuss sexy James Spader, unsexy Duckie, amazing Iona, and the worst dress of all time.  This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees...

It's a bonus, y'all! In this special episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the latest Marvel offering, Avengers: Infinity War . We talk about cute cute Tom Holland, whether or not Thanos is just a leftover piece of plasticine from Grape Escape , Elizabeth Olsen's not-so-great accent, and Jocelyn has a VERY strong reaction to Chris Evans's beard. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the F...

Tell everyone you're writing the most important show of all time then write a BARELY passable parody of The Pirates of Penzance because we're talking about Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip ! Kat and Jocelyn deep-dive into Aaron Sorkin's greatest failure to date, discussing Sorkin's epic revenge fantasies, the complete absence of romantic chemistry in BOTH of its main relationships, how Danny Tripp an...

Fill your quaint apartment with water and then have questionably consensual sex with a fish in it, cause we're talking about The Shape Of Water! Kat and Jocelyn discuss cultural stereotypes, how the fish man actually felt about all of this, and whether or not the real monster.... IS MAN!!!!!!!! This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit...

Strap in, buddies, because this week we're talking about the most bonkers bananas wackadoo film of them all, John Woo's  Face/Off . Kat and Jocelyn discuss nutso action sequences, hilarious goth makeup, how doves are just pigeons that got a makeover, and come up with a flawless idea for a television show. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discov...

Bellow a Top 40 song at the top of your lungs while frenetically kicking your way across a soundstage, cause we're talking about  Moulin Rouge!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this polarizing film, from excellent costumes to cultural appropriation to WHY WAS NICOLE KIDMAN BARKING SO MUCH.  This episode is brought to you by Away , first class luggage at a coach price. Away makes luggage wit...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAMP! This week, Kat and Jocelyn are talking about Christopher Nolan's  Inception . We try to make sense of its ludicrous plot (spoiler alert: we cannot, no one can), discuss the closest thing this film has to a romance (spoiler alert: it's Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt), and laugh hysterically at its over-the-top soundtrack (BWAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!!!) This episode is brought to you in p...

Invite a well-mannered stranger into your home and then immediately regret that decision because we're talking about The Guest ! Kat and Jocelyn explore this surprisingly fun cult favorite, touching on Dan Stevens' excellent performance, a plot you will never see coming, and Jocelyn's tried, tested and true way to not get shot. The episode brought to you by Simple Contacts . Simple Contacts is a c...

Put on some Lycra and your signature colours (blush or bashful, NATURALLY), cause we're talking about Steel Magnolias ! Kat and Jocelyn dive into this total tearjerker, discussing charming performances, excellent lines, and this film's shocking dearth of hot guys. This episode is brought to you by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have...

Hey kitty girls, start your engines, cause it's a bonus episode and we're talking about RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 ! Kat and Jocelyn talk all aspects of this underwhelming season, from underrated contestants (we're looking at you, Kennedy Davenport) to controversial comments (we're looking at you, RuPaul) to the all time worst challenge on the show. (Cans? Really?) Edited by Andrew Ivimey and...

This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss David Fincher's Fight Club ! We talk about satire, the genesis of the alt-right movement, and Helena Bonham-Carter's best attempt at an American accent. This episode is also brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees and long sleeves. Check...

This week, Kat and Jocelyn talk about Guillermo Del Toro's  Pacific Rim ! We discuss epic world-building, underdeveloped heroines, lackluster leading men, and just what it was exactly that the kaiju were planning to do. This episode is also brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseba...

Pop on a pink jacket and fundamentally alter your ideals to impress a would-be significant other, 'cause we're talking about GREASE 2! Alongside super special guest Delaney Strunk , Kat and Jocelyn discuss terrible songs, terrible T-Birds, almost-feminist plots, and an adorable turn from a young Pamela Adlon. This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about findin...

Get on a vehicle and then be prepared to be endangered by that vehicle because we're talking about Speed! Kat and Jocelyn discuss bad performances, weird line reads, and this film's campaign to smear construction workers in the greater L.A. area. Brought to you in part by RXBAR . RXBAR is a whole food protein bar. What does that mean? Their bars are made with 100% whole ingredients. Beyond being a...

Pop on a pair of khakis and fire up your AOL, because we're talking about  You've Got Mail ! Kat and Jocelyn chat about this super charming film, including the endless appeal of Parker Posey, Nora Ephron's directorial skill, and how Joe Fox might be the all-time worst male character. This episode brought to you by Ora Organic. Ora Organic was created by and for healthy foodies to replace synthetic...

It's the marvelous return of Alan Cloverfield, cause today, we're talking about  The Cloverfield Paradox ! In this bonus episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn chat about confusing plots, even more confusing science, and Kat invents the world's best line for a villain. This episode brought to you by Ora Organic. Ora Organic was created by and for healthy foodies to replace synthetic supplements with...

GUESS WHAT? It's our one year anniversary-- and to celebrate, we're talking about  Furious 7 ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss ludicrous stunts, Ludacris the actor, Ronda Rousey's questionable acting skills, and Vin Diesel's resemblance to a particular cartoon character. This episode is also brought to you by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also...

Grab your Walkman and a carefully curated mixtape of ironic songs, because we're talking about  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ! Alongside special guest Todd Van Allen, we discuss really (really, really) extended comedic sequences, underwhelming villains, and Astar the Robot (cause why not). This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit fo...

Blast some Toad the Wet Sprocket and put on a mohair crop-top because we're talking about the cult classic  Empire Records ! With special guest Ishmael Daro , Kat and Jocelyn discuss overbearing romantic gestures, criminally negligent bosses, incoherent storylines, and how weird it must be to do a film with your step-dad (seriously).   This episode is made possible by our sponsor Fabletics. Fablet...

Grab your textbooks and an ethnically ambiguous mascot because we're talking about  Community ! This week, Kat and Jocelyn are joined by special guest Jon Blair as they discuss this beloved show, touching on the good (Fat Dog for Midterms dance!), the bad (...everything about the way Dan Harmon ran this show!), to the just plain confusing (Changnesia?) Special thanks to this week's sponsor Songfin...

Today we remember a simpler time, where pants were flared, dresses were bedazzled, and our heads were naught but a thick helmet of butterfly clips. We're returning to the LATE 90s, which means it's time to discuss Spice World ! In celebration of the 20th anniversary of this film (WHAT HOW), Kat and Jocelyn bubble forth with delight over this not-perfect-yet-also- objectively-perfect film, celebrat...

In a spiritual continuation to last week's episode which explored the poignant question, "What if technology bad?", today we're talking about the would-be searing thriller, actually-is dumb-dumb-fest The Circle ! Kat and Jocelyn explore all aspects of this compelling yet SO STUPID film, including Emma Watson's uneven character, how John Boyega lifts this film through the sheer power of his John Bo...

Grab your smartphone and then LOOK ASKANCE AT THAT SMARTPHONE BECAUSE IT IS EVIL because we're talking about Black Mirror! Jocelyn and Kat discuss the latest season of Charlie Brooker's beloved anthology series, touching on ludicrous plot twists, accent swapping, and Jocelyn's fool-proof method for getting rid of killer robots. Today's episode is brought to you in part by Freshly. Freshly is the e...