I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Hello everyone! Well, I hope you stayed sharp this week because Matt James now has a few more names on the roster we will have to memorize. That’s right, Our Host Chris Harrison dropped five more women at the Neopolitan doorstep and Some Guy in Austin, and I have thoughts. We discuss all sorts of things on this episode: How does one define the word escort? Is Anna the new Victoria?  Does Newb...

Well, episode 3 of The Bachelor took us to places that we didn’t really want to go to, and Some Guy in Austin and I break down some details and skip right past others.  Of the topics we do discuss, we ask the questions: What is Sarah’s deal, and is she coming back? Is Serena P. a front runner? Or is she too much of a fetus to truly appreciate the purpose of the show? Could Ashley Eyelashes no...

Happy New Year everyone! We discovered a lot of interesting information during episode 2 of Matt James’ season and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss it all! First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. Why? Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the r...

Happy New Year everyone! Well, it’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for Matt James. And he’s feeling good. Want to know why? Because his journey to find love doesn’t involve a hotel that might as well be located on the surface of the sun.  ABC learned its lesson and has moved the show to a luxury resort in Pennsylvania. Instead of having free rein of a prop closet f...

Well, Season 25 of The Bachelor is upon us, which means ABC has provided a detailed bio on 32 young women vying for the love and affection of one Mr. Matt James during a pandemic.  Some Guy in Austin and I have decided to do things a little differently this episode compared to our traditional “let’s meet the women of this season” from episodes before. Since half of these ladies don’t even mak...

We finally reached the finale of Tayshia’s journey, and it was a doozy. And by “doozy,” I mean everyone was still sweating up a storm. But Tayshia is happy and in love and has a Neil Lane ring on a very important finger. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the two part finale for you.  We discuss: How Ivan was robbed of a proper fantasy suite. What was Ivan and Tayshia’s “religious disp...

Hello everyone ! Listen, this episode is all over the map. With four hours of content to cover, Some Guy in Austin and I do our best not to say, “everyone was sweaty,” and call it a day.  We dig deep for topics and discuss the following: How purple seems to be the color of the season Brendan’s fetch niece Zac’s earlobe perspiration Ivan’s brotherly love And Ben’s talent for compartmentalizing...

Hello everyone! Well, Tayshia’s journey to find love is in the home stretch. It’s getting real, people, and Some Guy In Austin and I are eager to discuss this week’s vulnerable moments. There are so many questions to ponder. For example: Why does Ben insist on removing his clothes on every date? Was the lie detector test really a sixth graders science fair project? Where does the La Quinta Spa and...

Hello everyone ! As the sun dips into the horizon of Tayshia’s season, I’m reminded that we only have a few more weeks left for our bachelorette to complete her journey in the hot, desert sun.  Some Guy in Austin and I are here for it. We love the season. We love this crop of guys. And we are really excited to see Bennett pack up his Belgian loafers and head back to The Hamptons. We dissect e...

Hello everyone! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Stephanie and I break down all the Hallmark movies of 2020 while providing our recommendations on which to watch based solely on the Hallmark app’s information. Tis the season! As we tick through all 23 titles found on the regular Hallmark channel, we learn that some storylines were written with us in mind. If it’s royal, we are there...

Prepare yourselves. There is a lot going on in this episode. Not only do Some Guy in Austin and I break down Tayshia’s dates, but we also discuss how the individuals in charge of figuring out activities for these dates must have seniorities. The floor is lava? Harrison autographing sweaty derrieres? Barnyard animal and cricket smoothies? Thank goodness we had Ivan as a mature, level-headed palette...

EPISODE NOTES : Here’s Tayshia’s  episode 2 recap link . And here’s the link to our  official Bachelorette Bracket  we are playing with my favorite sports podcast,  Last Night’s Game . I can’t wait!!! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast:  iTunes  or  Android Newsletter Subscription:  HERE Follow Me:  Facebook  and  Instagram  and  Twitt...

Hello everyone! Thanks so much for all the messages last week. There was a family emergency, and I couldn’t get to the podcast, but LUCKILY, Some Guy in Austin was happy to recap both Clare peacing out and Tayshia taking up the reins this week.  We discuss a lot of things, my friends: Does Clare really think she’s going to get married? Is Dale in a hostage situation? Can we call Tayshia...

We have a special treat for you in this episode. Some Guy in Austin and I are together in the same room podcasting. Let the record show that this episode was originally twice as long. I had to edit due to constant laughing, random tangents, and material a little too saucy for my podcast. However, you’ll still be entertained by constant laughing, random tangents, and PG rated material. Last week So...

There was way too much going on in this episode. Never have I ever counted so many awkward moments that had me reaching for the couch cushion. Luckily, I have a co-host who felt just as skeevy as I did. Enjoy! EPISODE NOTES : Here are the official bios  of Bachelorette Clare’s guys! Here’s the  episode 2 recap link . (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working...

It’s been seven months since we’ve podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare’s allegedly short journey to find love. In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also deba...

It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart. Questions we asked ourselves: Is hybrid hair paste is a...

Hello everyone! I’m excited about this episode because I think it’s going to be educational for those of you who love your pop culture mixed in with a little dance.  Today my sister Jamie and I are talking about the choreographical genius of Kenny Ortega. Who is that you might ask?  Well, you may not know the man, but you definitely know his work. He’s the guy who brought us these iconic...

Hello everyone! We have a special treat for you today. I’m joined by not one but TWO friends this week and let me tell you, I hope you have as much fun as I did recording this episode. You know Lara and Todd by now, I’m sure. The three of us got together to discuss the Emmys. Well, Todd and Lara talk about the Emmys. I let them debate over which show is darker: Succession or Ozark . In short, I ha...

Hello everyone! Some Guy in Austin and I are back and we are tackling a Bachelor franchise Q&A this episode. We asked you to bring the questions and we were not disappointed. Some Guy and I sifted through each and every one and even though we couldn’t get to them all, we did enjoy putting lots of thought into which seasons were our favorites, who was the biggest Chach, all of the unforgivable...

Hey there dear listener. Well, Mama is back and this time she’s breaking down a new romance on Netflix called The Lost Husband. To say she spoils the movie is an understatement. If I had let her talk for an hour, she would have dissected the entire synopsis scene-by-scene. Needless to say, several major storylines will be revealed in this episode, so if you don’t want to know why the husband is lo...

Hello everyone! With the pandemic sticking around presumably for the remainder of 2020, I decided that it was time to do an entire episode featuring masks. Whether you choose to wear one or forgo the option is not the foundation of my conversation with Lara. No. Instead we discuss in great detail who does it well and who missed the mark entirely. For example, Darth Vader? He’s doing it well. Teena...

Hello everyone! Oddly enough, I never thought that “I WANT MY BINGE TV” would be a series on the IHGB podcast, but here we are. Back when Todd and I recorded episode 169 in May, we figured our quarterly movie review episode would commence in the fall. Todd and Lincee of the early pandemic were so cute. They taught this thing would be wrapping up by Memorial Day. I just want to pat thei...

Hello everyone! Okay, here’s the thing. When I was on hiatus for two months, a few things happened that had me reeling, but one was particularly devastating. I learned that Dr Pepper was in short supply. Although a travesty, I thought that since I lived in Texas where Dr Pepper was born and raised, I wouldn’t have a problem finding the delicious beverage.  I thought wrong. It’s taken some dil...

HELLO THERE! It’s so good to be back! My debut episode after a six-week hiatus is all about The Bachelorette . Let me just say that these jokers were busy during my time away. Thankfully, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you.  We discuss Clare’s departure, Tayshia’s arrival, our feelings toward Arie’s new hair style, Colton’s breakup with Cassie, Jade and Tanners baby...