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Hello everyone, Sadly, I missed last week’s introduction into Clay-en’s season due to a little virus known as COVID wrecking havoc on my immune system. I’ve been writing about this silly show for nearly twenty years, and the idea of missing an inaugural post of a brand new season just wouldn’t do. Insisting I quarantine from my roommate Lara, I watched the glory of Clayton’s season unfold on an iP...

It’s over, people. Finally, Michelle has found her soulmate.  Or her soul-Nayte, if you will.  Some Guy in Austin and I give you the highlights of what went down. We also work in Top Gun and Aerosmith references because we are professionals who love what we do. Seriously. Tis the season to be jolly, and I couldn’t be happier with this little podcast and those of you who take the time to liste...

Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn’t’ technically make sense to some. And by “some,” I mean Some Guy in Austin who had Joe and Nayte as the final two men standing across from Michelle at the Home Depot proposal pedestal.  In this episode, we brea...

To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down one hundred and twenty minutes of footage into a handful of points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show.  Some Guy in Austin and I also talk about his epic birthday present. I can’t wait for you to hear what I got him.  No, it’s not Emily M...

It’s that time! Hometowns are here, and we get to see a bunch of dysfunctional people try and puzzle through how their loved ones could fall head-over-heels for a complete stranger in a matter of weeks. I’ve said it once, and I’ll probably say it again, but I’ve had a carton of milk in my refrigerator longer than Brandon has been falling for Michelle. Unfortunately, we didn’t see many crazies in t...

Well, at the beginning of this bachelorette episode, showrunners made sure Michelle beat it into our brains that next week is hometowns. If the tradition of the previous seventeen seasons remains, quick math results in the astounding conclusion that four men will be standing at the end of this two-hour extravaganza, and four losers will be sitting silently in the rejection SUV, wondering where the...

Hello everyone! Full disclosure: Some Guy in Austin and I laugh a lot on this episode. It makes for a fun time when you’re both hopped up on cough medicine, trying to figure out which dudes on Michelle’s roster are here for the right reasons.  Sure, there are some questionable eggs in her basket which may need a one-way ticket back home, but I can envision Michelle happy with not one, not two...

Hello everyone! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Stephanie and I break down all the Hallmark Christmas movies of 2021 while providing our recommendations on which to watch based solely on the Hallmark app’s information. Tis the season, y’all! As we tick through all 30 titles found on the regular Hallmark channel, we learn that some storylines were written with us in mind...

I want to start this episode off with an apology. I was attacked by the crud last week, which kept insisting I lay horizontal no matter how I insisted that things needed to get done. In the end, it was the podcast that suffered the host’s wrath that took up residence in my body. For that, I apologize. I rarely miss an episode, and I appreciate those who reached out to ensure I was not in a d...

Well, it’s episode two, and Michelle is already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this particular train wreck to find love, and I’m not happy about it. There’s some weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I’m slowly beginning not to trust any of her cast.  Some Guy in Austin and I dig through the roster to see who is a Chach and who may be worthy of Michelle’s t...

Hello everyone! You know, it seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. In last week’s episode, Some Gu...

There are so many guys vying for the heart of Michelle Young. And why wouldn’t they be? She’s adorable, athletic, caring, and looks great in a cocktail dress. But Some Guy in Austin and I narrow down our picks to ten total suitors who should be on your bracket. You know we have a bracket, right? With the folks over at Last Night’s Game? Check the link in the show notes and play a...

Bachelor in Paradise has reached its end, and because we love you, Some Guy in Austin and I watched all three hours, so you didn’t have to. Let’s face it. All you want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger.  We’ve got all the details for you right here, including the dude who left with another dude on his back.&nbs...

We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real world. I’m kidding, of course, but he does...

We’re getting down to the nitty-gritty, dear reader. There are only three weeks left to celebrate the pending proposals of those who found love on the beaches of Bachelor in Paradise, and for some reason, ABC thinks we need THREE HOURS to start wrapping this mother up next Tuesday.  There’s absolutely nothing we can do about it. Like a looming tropical storm heading straight for us, we...

Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope. Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off the...

It’s been a hot minute since Todd and I recorded an episode on the movies we’ve seen. In fact, it’s been over a year! The pandemic is no joke, people.  But since we are vaxed, we wasted no time heading to the big screen once again to enjoy some of the summer’s biggest hits. Of course, all of Todd’s reviews are for scary, or Oscar-nominated films. I lean a little more toward cartoons, co...

Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 brought SO…MUCH…D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. Some Guy in Austin and I have thoughts upon thoughts. For example: When did Grocery Store Joe get so feisty? Will Tammy run out of tears by the end of the next episode? Why is Chris voted off the island, yet Brendan and Pieper are galvanting freely? Is Brendan a complete and total Chach? I’ll gi...

The technical difficulties that plagued me during this podcast almost made me lose my Christianity. There’s a dainty cloud of profanity that still hangs over the house as I write this sentence, but all I’m going to ask you to do is extend a heaping serving a grace to this episode. Do I own a microphone and professional equipment? Yes, I do. Does it sound like my first time podcasting?...

Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water down all the nonsense into a handful of entertaini...

The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise . That’s why I begged Some Guy in Austin to...

Well, Season 27 of The Bachelorette has gloriously come to an end. Katie is currently happy with her default, and we are ready to close this chapter of our journey. But before we do, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale, discussing very important things, such as: Is Aunt Lindsey a Man Eater? Did Greg dodge a bullet? Has the burning Zozobra visited your nightmares yet? And what special tr...

It’s been so long since I first heard that Disney was making a Jungle Cruise movie . And as former world-famous Jungle Cruise Skippers , my friend Jill and I made every effort to see the film on opening weekend. And now it’s time for our Jungle Cruise movie review! In this podcast, we share the ins and outs of the Jungle Cruise attraction, our absolute LOVE of the movie, and our favorite jok...

Hello everyone! It’s a big episode as Some Guy in Austin and I debate back and forth, trying to figure out what exactly happened as one of Katie’s frontrunners decided to cease and desist from his journey to find love.  We unpack a lot, including Some Guy in Austin’s revelation that he is a show tunes guy. I hope you are entertained by the sneaky way I prove this midway through the epis...

Hello everyone! I’ve been podcasting for four years, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. Unfortunately, some Guy in Austin and I experienced technical difficulties. That means the editing is, how shall I put this, a little choppy. Let the record show that Some Guy in Austin did not blow a gasket. Neither did I. We both know that poor audio on a podcast that we record for fun is not the en...