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Hello, everyone! Even though I practically had to beg him, Some Guy in Austin and I are back to discuss the Carolina Show! I mean, The Bickering Show! I mean, Grant’s Women Tell All! So much was revealed in this episode, such as: What did Grant actually say to Rose that made her assume he was thinking of her while Carolina was grinding on him? Is Dina trying out for the part of Elle Woods fo...

Hello, everyone! Well, our favorite week has finally arrived. Bachelor Grant is going on four exciting hometown dates and Some Guy in Austin, and I couldn’t be happier. We break down everything you need to know about the episode, like: Julianna doesn’t need a blouse or a pretty top. She’ll just put on her shapewear and call it a day! Who cares if Zoe’s aunt feels Zoe and Gr...

Hello, everyone! Grant is well on his way to finding his one true love, and this week, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss everything you need to know in case you missed the show. This includes, but is not limited to: Raise your hand if you sang the Outlander theme song in your head the entire time we were in Scotland. How incredibly handsome is Jamie Fraser? Did Carolina seal her own fate when she c...

Hello, everyone! Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love in Madrid, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 4, including but not limited to: Is Grant melting Dina’s Ice Queen persona? The gift of a Spanish rock: Is this romantic, and what are the odds that Parisa has a rock tumbler at home? Did Rose self-eliminate because she...

Hello, everyone! Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 3, including but not limited to: Our idea for a new and improved blanket – Someone get the sharks on the phone Did someone murder Beverly, and ABC is trying to cover it up? Did Rose lie to Grant? Did Grant lie to Carolina? Or did...

Hello, everyone! Well, it’s Episode 2 of Bachelor Grant’s journey to find love, and he is off to an interesting start. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the most important details, including: How do we feel about someone describing us as “juicy?” Who is Mario, and did anyone know he had become so popular after the Step Up dance movie? Was Carolina o...

Hello, everyone! We are excited to be back in another season of The Bachelor, where Some Guy in Austin and I try to help Grant on his journey to find love. He has a lot of contenders, a few potential crazies, and one llama-loving gal who, by my predictions, will go far. Here’s hoping Linda EPISODE NOTES : Click  HERE  for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet! Click  HERE &nbsp...

Happy New Year! Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to share our picks for Season 29 of  The Bachelo r! You’ll be happy to know that we have clear favorites, a few solid question marks, and a healthy debate on who we think is the villain. Spoiler: We believe there’s more than one. Needless to say, we are excited for Grant and his journey to find love and wish him nothing but happiness. Bri...

Hello, everyone! Well, Stephanie is back, and we are talking Hallmark Christmas movies. Then we dive into one of the most anticipated Hallmark Christmas movies if you are a Swiftie! We watched Holiday Touchdown and had so many thoughts that we had to podcast immediately. Let the record show I sipped one or two gingerbread martinis during the blessed event, so I may be a touch giggly. Go Chiefs! Go...

Hello everyone! Well, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and because so many of you have messaged me, I am excited to announce that Stephanie is joining me for a Christmas movie review we watched on Netflix. Don’t worry! Hallmark Christmas movies are coming in our next episode, but we just had to report on our findings and give feedback in case you, too, were pulled in by the Yuletide marke...

Hello, everyone! I took a little break for Thanksgiving, and during that time, I went to see the movie Wicked with my friends Lara and Stephanie. I walked away from that experience with a lot of feelings, thoughts, opinions, and a piece of choreography that will live in my head forever as I try desperately to go to sleep at night. Wicked will do that to you, my friends. It’s two green thumbs...

Hello, everyone! It’s been eight weeks of golden goodness, and Joan’s season finale did not disappoint. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the important parts you need to know, such as: Joan’s children and the one who has questionable eyewear Chock’s casual gift of what we think is a townhouse in New York City And Guy’s Golden Mesnick moment Ea...

Hello everyone! It’s fantasy week, people, and Joan is taking the hanky panky out of the equation because she’s a classy lady. I applaud Joan for her conviction! Some Guy in Austin wonders if that’s why one of her suitors bailed. Per the usual, this makes for some great content on the podcast. Don’t worry, Joan. I’ve got your back! EPISODE NOTES : Click  HERE &nb...

Hello, everyone! We have reached Joan’s hometown dates. Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday Keith was comparing our golden bachelorette to a warm pair of sweatpants straight out of the dryer. And now Joan is galavanting all across the US, trying to memorize the names of her suitors, kids, and grandkids. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all sorts of hometown details, including: Joan&#...

Hello, everyone! Some Guy in Austin is back, and we are ready to discuss this week’s episode of Joan’s golden journey. We have lots of thoughts, opinions, and questions, including the following: Do we want to see sixty-year-old men in tightie whities? No, thank you. Was Chock a jackwagon for acting like Joan was his girlfriend on the bowling date? Did Pascal recoil at the rented shoes...

Hello, everyone! Well, Joan is well on her way to finding her one true love, letting him go for a few days, and then greeting him with a warm hug when he returns. My roommate Lara and I have various thoughts on this development, and we share them with you along with deep questions, like: Do we need to see sixty-year-old men as Chippendales? Do we need to see sixty-year-old men thrusting? Do we nee...

Hello everyone! Well, Some Guy in Austin and I had a delightful conversation about Joan’s golden adventure to find love, and I learned a few things along the way. Number one: You should always stretch and have a nice warm bowl of Quaker Oats before a rigorous game of kickball. Number two: If you are over sixty years of age, nine times out of ten, no one should see your sternum when you are alleged...

Hello, everyone! Well, I hope you are ready for an in-depth conversation about prom, because Some Guy in Austin and I circle that drain for about eight minutes. Yes, I need to know what he wore, and yes, I need to know what song was playing when he slow-danced with his date. We also talk a little bit about Joan and her golden suitors, who might be more interested in their lack of closet space than...

Hello, everyone! We have entered into our Golden Bachelorette era and Joan is ready to find love with some of the most adorable men you ever did see. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you in this episode and let you know who cried, who killed it, and who thinks Joan is like a warm pair of sweatpants straight out of the dryer. You’re my boy, Keith! EPISODE NOTES : Click  HERE &n...

It was three hours of straight-up humiliation during Jenn’s finale, and I have to say I’m very disappointed in franchise showrunners. It’s clear that they couldn’t care less about the humans who have signed their lives over to the show. How many times did I ask, “IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?” About forty-seven. Coupled with a million eye rolls. Let&#821...

Hello there! Welcome to everyone’s favorite episode…THE FANTASY SUITES! Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down and discuss the important pieces of information you need to know about the forego card dates, including: Is Molly Mesnick the new Trista? Did Jesse Palmer play golf the entire time he was in Hawaii? Could Marcus be any more precious? And how do we feel about matching shirt...

Hello everyone! If you’ve been around this podcast or even my recap for longer than a minute, you probably know the moment I checked out of Devin’s hometown date. Let me give you a hint. It started with the word “Running” and ended with the word “Club.” Some Guy in Austin and I break down all of the intricacies of each hometown date and share our thoughts about...

Once upon a time, I saw the Broadway musical  Wicked  and was forever changed by the story of a green woman named Elphaba and her popular roommate Galinda (the “ga” is silent). As these two ladies introduced me to another side of Oz, launching their friendship at the University of Shiz and getting into trouble at the Emerald City, not once did I think about Seattle.  Not. Once.&nbsp...

Hello everyone! Well, Some Guy in Austin is back this week to talk about all the things surrounding Jenn’s journey to find love. We cover a lot of ground in this episode, including but not limited to: Aggressive turtlenecks. Is this a thing? Should we be worried that Jenn’s ex-boyfriend looks nothing like her current crop of suitors? Was the rain on Jon-athon’s date real or fake? And how hard is i...

I don’t know if you know this, but New Zealand is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to hate on Devin, pressure Jenn into jumping off a building, escort a wannabe bad boy directly to the awaiting rejection SUV, and rekindle a romance that you thought was smack dab in the Friend Zone.  Who’s Matthew? No one knows! And I can’t wait to find out! EPISODE NOTES :...