I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

In this podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I try and figure out just what is going on in Blake’s world. We discuss his interludes. We try to figure out the timeline. And in the end, we blame it all on Stagecoach. We also deep dive into the text message chain between Blake and Caelyn. It certainly does paint her in a different light. Have you seen those ? It’s a classic game of HE said SHE...

It’s very late here in Texas, but that didn’t stop Some Guy in Austin and I from immediately podcasting after Hannah’s journey to find love ended with a mediocre “let’s get a drink.”  We dissect everything: Peter’s exit Tyler’s parent interview Jed’s dog food jingle It’s all in there. And, we manage to work in Twilight and Footloose . We’re a full service podcast here at I Hate Green Beans.&n...

My friend Stephanie and I struggled to come up with things to talk about this episode. It could have accurately been summed up with two sentences. “It was the Luke Show. The end.”  Then we could have talked about Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes and Hannah’s random Pretty Woman inspired rose ceremony dress, and her interesting hairdo that looked like a schoolmarm bun with thick tendrils fl...

Thanks for hanging in there with me. On Tuesday I experienced the mother of all technical difficulties and it only took me, the Apple guy, and then me again to figure out what was wrong with my equipment. But I’m good now and Some Guy in Austin and I arranged our schedules so we could talk FANTASY SUITE DATES! EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for this episode? Click  HERE ! SHOW NOTE...

Prepare yourselves. There’s lots going on in this episode. Not only do Some Guy in Austin and I break down Hannah’s hometown dates, but we also talk about the “THERE ARE NO RULES” mentality of the season. Where are all these extra rosing coming from? And why is Chris Harrison in charge of snipping buds and creating new boutonnières? Isn’t that a job for the ABC Intern? Oh wait. I’m sorry. He...

Hey everyone ! We’re doing things a little differently on the podcast today.  I thought y’all would rather listen to Some Guy in Austin and I debate a few issues that popped up after what will forever go down as  THE WINDMILL EPISODE. Who will be the odd man out after hometowns? How did Garrett turn into such a chach right before our eyes? Could Mike be the next bachelor? And of the remaining suit...

Hey y’all! So many of you have messaged me to say that you can’t wait to hear what Some Guy in Austin and I have to say about this episode, thanks to a certain jack wagon who is still on the cast roster. I’ll admit that we do discuss this particular glitch in Hannah’s brain in some detail, but what we really focus on is the phenomenon known as naked bungee jumping. Do you think this is t...

Hey y’all! I know you’re listening today to hear an entertaining recap on The Bachelorette , but truth be told, it was the worst episode ever. What are you supposed to do when the show dedicates 40 minutes of Luke drama and an hour of recapping? Back off, ABC. People come to my website and podcast to read/hear a stellar bachelorette recap, thankyouverymuch.  Stop cramping my style. Some Guy i...

We are halfway through Bachelorette Hannah’s journey to find love and I’m concerned that I still don’t which one is Dustin. Wait…Devin. It’s Devin. I couldn’t pick Devin out of a lineup. Or is in Dylan? I blame Luke P. for this lack of awareness. Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down in this episode. We decide: If Big Mike and Hannah REALLY like each other. Hannah’s naughtiness on a poo...

Raise your hand if you’re worried about Bachelorette Hannah? The girl is majorly on the struggle bus and it doesn’t look like she’s hopping off any time soon.  Some Guy in Austin and I share our theories on why she cried big, snotty tears this week: She’s head over heels in love with Luke P. She’s quickly learning that Luke P. is a major jack wagon. She’s afraid that her man picker is br...

I’m excited for you to listen to this episode with my sister Jamie, but I have to disclaim a few things first before you dive in: We laugh at the beginning. It was around midnight and we were delirious and had a hard time pulling it together to record. I left it in there as a cold open because a little sister’s job is to embarrass her big sister whenever possible. You’re welcome, Jamie. You can he...

Houston feels like the surface of the sun right now, so that means summer heat waves have officially hit our town. I anticipate we won’t get any relief until Hallmark Christmas movies hit around October. Therefore, we must take action and find sanctuary in cool places during these next few months. I’m talking about movie theaters, people. My friend Todd and I discuss our top summer pic...

Well, Bachelorette Hannah is well on her way to an emotional breakdown as she journeys to find love and I have to say, I found this episode thoroughly entertaining.  Some Guy in Austin and I break down the three dates and discuss:  What happened to Tebow Tyler? Could Hannah have mono? And do we believe she is going to CALL THE SHOTS when it comes to Luke? Are you rooting for the guy who...

We just have a few more episodes of the love story series, which is sponsored by my new book It’s a Love Story . CONVENIENTLY ON SALE NOW ! In this episode, my friend Janice Dean joins me! Janice is the senior meteorologist at FOX News, and a recent NYT bestselling author for her book Mostly Sunny . She’s an MS advocate, devoted wife and mother, and lover of romcoms. Janice went OLD SCHOOL a...

Hey ya’ll It’s episode two of Bachelorette Hannah’s season and things are already getting steamy. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the three dates and discuss: Do cowboy boots and speedos go together? Is Tyler G. a real contestant or just a robot without a personality? Can we change Cam’s acronym to “Always Be Chacchin’?” Are you rooting for the guy with the twelve pack set of abs who prof...

I am super excited for you to listen to this episode of the love story series (sponsored by my book It’s a Love Story! ( On sale now! ) Today I host fellow bachelor recapper, podcaster, and author KNOX McCOY as we discuss The Wedding Singer . Thanks to our mutual friend Melanie Shankle, I started following Knox’s podcast THE POPCAST a few years ago and I haven’t turned back. If you...

Happy Bachelorette season everyone! Hannah is back and she’s eager to sift through a roster of young fellas who claim to be ready for marriage. In order to prove his worth, the gentlemen bring Hannah sweet gifts from their homelands for her dowery.  She now has a paper airplane, a pair of pilot’s wings, a slice of soggy pizza, and the dream of one day being the future Mrs. Hannah John Paul Jones....

This week on my love story series, I’m discussing The Proposal with my rocket scientist / author friend Rebecca. That’s right. She’s both left brained and right brained. When Rebecca isn’t working at NASA or raising her kids, she’s writing sweet romances under the pen name Daphne Emmerson. I’ve read all her books and knew immediately that she would be one who needed to give me her take o...

Hello everyone! Well, we are back in Bachelor mode, and if you are a fan of the show, you probably know that the bios of Hannah Bama’s men dropped this week. Some Guy in Austin joins me and for the first time ever, he has neither researched nor looked at the bios provided by ABC. We get his knee-jerk reaction to Hannah’s suitors, which was a brave decision on my part. I’ve never edi...

Hey everyone! It’s the moment some of you have been waiting for. I know this because you’ve emailed and messaged me to ask, “When is your mother going to be on the podcast again ?” Well, when she heard about the love series, sponsored by my new book It’s a Love Story, ( on sale now! ), she immediately wanted to talk about her favorite movie of all time: Pretty Woman . Now because of th...

Here’s another new episode of my podcast series! It’s sponsored by my book  It’s a Love Story , which is on sale now! Click here to purchase today ! GLORY BE! IT’S FINALLY OUT THERE! Thank you for letting me get that off my chest. This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romcoms. In this episode, Som...

My new podcast series is so much fun! It’s sponsored by my book It’s a Love Story , which is out on April 30, but available for pre-order now! And if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click  HERE  for details. This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romco...

Are you enjoying the new series I started last week? It’s sponsored by my book “It’s a Love Story,” which is out on April 30, but available for pre-order now! And if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click  HERE  for details. This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some...

I am beyond excited to start a new series this week sponsored by my book “It’s a Love Story.” It’s out on April 30, but available for pre-order now, and if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click HERE for details. And if you’re interested in joining my launch team, click HERE ! This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited...

Well here we are. One hundred episodes of the IHGB podcast. A lot of hard work got me here, along with all the TV recapping and movie watching, but I couldn’t have done it without the following: Thank you Bachelor for several wack-a-do seasons. A big shout out to Taylor Swift’s Reputation for helping me not judge a book by its album cover. The girls from the movie Shag. Who knew when I said no one...