I Get Gist For You

We made it to Episode 10! Thank you for 15K plays, 1.5K Spotify followers, 20K+ YouTube views, and all the love so far 🫶🏾 This week’s gist is unserious, chaotic, and classic IGGFY: – KP shares wild dating site stories – We talk long-distance love and flings at weddings – Why sometimes ignorance is actually bliss – And why some friends should NEVER be on speaker Tap in, laugh with us, and don’t f...

In this Episode, KP and Uzor get into all kinds of gist: from wild stories about house helps in Nigerian homes to awkward puberty moments, acne struggles, and the addiction people don’t like to talk about — self-pleasure 😅 It’s funny, relatable, and full of those “me too!” moments. Thank you for all the love and support. Keep listening, sharing, and subscribing. We love you!

Some of us are still standing today because our parents didn’t play about home training.   In Episode 8 of  I Get Gist For You , we throw it all the way back: from how we became friends to the wahala our parents gave us, the punishments we’ll never forget, and the home training that (kinda) made us who we are today. We also talk: – Growing up with strict Nigerian parents – Wild things we got punis...

In this episode of  I Get Gist For You , Uzor & KP attempt to figure out what it really means to be a “real man”… and quickly realize they’re not quite making the cut. This week’s gist includes former fat people tormenting us, checking partners’ phones (and why the  laptop  is the real danger zone), what makes someone a “real man” in 2025, and of course, more IGGFY magic you didn’t know you ne...

Nigerians, who did this thing to us?!   In this episode of  I Get Gist For You , Uzor & KP break down everything from  toxic workplace culture ,  nepotism , and  ageism  in Nigerian work environments, to why it feels like  Nigerians don’t like putting each other on —especially in the diaspora. They share personal stories about  chaotic job experiences ,  working while young , and navigating sp...

Imagine raising kids, paying school fees, showing up to every PTA meeting—only to find out years later that…  those kids no be your own?!  The wahala is too much! In this episode, Uzor (@uzxrma) shares a deeply personal and eye-opening family story that explores the scary world of paternity fraud —and why so many young people today are genuinely afraid of marriage. This one is real, raw, and unfil...

What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted a talking stage? Be honest! 👀 In this episode of  I Get Gist For You , KP & Uzor break down the things they absolutely cannot stand in a talking stage, plus some of their funniest (and most valid) ghosting stories 😂 KP also gives us a recap of his Lagos trip—including his special invitation to meet CCI Lead Pastor, Pst. Iren 🌍✈️ Tune in for the gist...

Boarding school in Nigeria? If you know, you KNOW. Some seniors didn’t just take authority — they made life a living nightmare.💔 In this episode, Kp & Uzor take us back to those wild boarding school days, sharing their raw, unfiltered experiences with bullying, trauma, and the shocking plot twist of seeing their former bully become a whole celebrity. 😳This one’s personal, it’s hilarious, and...

Heartbreak is a universal experience, but some are just  next level wicked  😭. In this episode, KP shares the  traumatic breakup  that left him questioning everything, while Uzor reveals the message that made him give up on love entirely. We’re breaking down the heartbreaks that shook us—and the (questionable) lessons we  maybe  learned. But that’s not all! We’re also celebrating  100 subscribers...

Welcome to the very first episode of I Get Gist For You! We’re coming in HOT with stories you won’t believe, funny, embarrassing, and downright chaotic moments from growing up fat. From struggling with belts and chairs that weren’t built for us to the most humiliating experiences, we’re exposing it ALL. But that’s not all we are also laying down the LAW on things we absolutely DO NOT want to see i...