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Rockville happened and we went to see Terror. Soon we'll be dead. On this week's Right Profile: Choof Instinctive Skinhead Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Her...

Matt and Shane are off, so it was up to Mikey to interview our old friend Karim from Night Shift Merch. He kept me alive on my first out of state "tour," and he's a Florida legend. You can listen to me react in real time to Karim breaking down the Night Shift Party Weekend IV lineup announcement. Night Shift Merch Get your ticket for Torture, Beastplague, Two Piece in Daytona June 2...

Matt and Mikey pontificate on hardcore and its impact on their lives. Satanic ska does come up at some point. On this week's Right Profile: AXE COLLECTOR Spiritworld Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The...

Shane and Mikey do the news, and begin to suspect they've somehow fallen into the past, circa 2002. One thing is for certain: time is a flat circle, no one dies, and everyone lives for fucking ever. On this week's Right Profile: Guiltless Knelt Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby...

This week we wax poetic about the new Turnstile song, and Matt regales us with tales of United Blood. On this week's Right Profile: Ecca Vandal Speedway Combust Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold...

Matt and Mikey have a deep and nostalgic conversation about hardcore and the latest Contact tour. That's really it. No funny joke description. Okay, fart. On this week's Right Profile: Naysayer Ingrown Click this link to pre-order Liam Fleming's new weird fiction anthology  Flytrap and Other Stories . Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed thro...

And the journey begins. Self-Titled  by you, infinite Self-Titled  by anvilchandelier The Bad Fire  by Mogwai Lonely People With Power  by Deafheaven Gold  by Scour Burn Yourself Alive  by The Warriors Powersucker  by Young Widows Ashen Skies  by Azshara Prologue  by Balmora Somewhere Else  by The Drew Thomson Foundation The Screaming of the Valkyries  by Cradle of Filth Tsunami Sea  by Spiritbox...

Our friend Liam has book. We're publishing it. It's called Flytrap and Other Stories . It's weird, unique, beautiful, and horrifying. Enjoy this interview with Liam from last year. Pre-order his book below. And check out a more recent interview Mikey did with Liam on Wasteland: Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Cloc...

Matt's on a plane this week, so Shane and Mikey tackle the most saliant topics of the day: the Zulu and GEL controversies. OH BOY. But Matt checks in with a few updates from Contact's Spring Break tour to lighten the mood. On this week's Right Profile: The Drew Thomson Foundation Azshara Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds....

This week we talk Mikey's engagement, the Earth Crisis/Integrity split, and Rick Ta Life's meltdown. Whew. What a rollercoaster. On this week's Right Profile: Rosemary Xiao Mindz Eye Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud...

This week we discuss the reanimation of Warped Tour, and reminisce about dirt boogers. On this week's Right Profile: Hippie Trim Missing Link Twilight Force Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rus...

Matt is off this week, so Shane and Mikey fling picks back and forth until someone dies. Topics include cartel violence, goblin war, Brazilian treats, and much, much more! On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Living Eyes The End Episode links: Misty Mountain Gaming Ed Calderon Hunter  by A Life Once Lost Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOS...

This week we get philosophical about moshing. Make sure you've got your gym shorts handy and do a couple of old guy pretend stretches. It won't matter: you're going to fuck up your spine no matter what. On this week's Right Profile: Walking Wounded Bad Beat Sonata Arctica Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock...

This week we talk hardcore of the 2000's, admittedly our heyday. Shane puts forth the theory that the ska and swing booms of the late 90's were directly responsible for Jane Doe and Matt and Mikey are here for it. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Outbreak Soul Control The Banner Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’...

We got him. The Maze Controller himself. This week we're talking to Codie of Dungeon Crawl, whose 2024 LP Maze Controller was the only record of the year the three of us could agree on without violence. If you like dungeons, steeds, broadswords, flails, and/or scrolls, this episode is for you. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5...

This week we talk our favorite splits, which are single records shared by two or more bands. It's sort of like when you can't afford to live like a human being in this country anymore and you have to share one space between many people because the powers that be just want to swallow everything for themselves and watch everyone else rot in the fucking streets. On this week's Right Pr...

Welp. We made it. Episode 300. And we wanted to do something special. So, here's us discussing the guy who showed us that partying could be literally anything, even if it's just recording three-hundred episodes of a podcast that doesn't have even half that many listeners. I KID. Episode Links: Andrew W.K.'s Kit Kat commercial "Party Hard" music video "We Want Fun...

This week, Matt was in hell, so Shane and I decided to give you more of what you've never asked for. Lists abound as we attempt to keep things positive for the new year. Do we rise above our baser instincts, or do we flush ourselves down the toilet of negativity? You'll just have to listen to find out. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Pulling Teeth Nomads Check out our Patreon fo...

This week we take a look back at some of our favorite records that turn 25 in 2025, which throws us into an existential spiral. Everything we know and love will pass away as Father Time has his way with us all. On this week's Right Profile: Basilisk  by J. Robbins Overtures of Uprising  by Exulansis Witness What Remains  by No Truth Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attr...

Another year, another unwieldly list of music you'd be clueless about save for the backbreaking work we do on this goddamn show . It's the Lord's work, truly. Do You Still Love Me?  by Planes Mistaken For Stars Year of the Pest  by Pest Control Yom-Ma-Lok  by Whispers I Hope I Die Here  by No Cure Maze Controller  by Dungeon Crawl Bad Jazz  by Virginity Everyone Wants Something Beau...

Matt's off communing with unknowable beings of pure light, so Shane and I are left here to devour each other in this hell. Unleash the lists! Pre-order Cursebreaker by Matt's band Contact right here ! On this week's Right Profile: Midwife Peeling Flesh Links from this week's episode: Port Orange Boxing and Fitness Dave Hause Title Fight Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and...

This week we discuss the real-life Killer Croc, discover the most influential band in our shared history, learn a bit more about the not-so-jolly Saint Nicholas, and shallow dive the controversial phenomenon of Christ(ian)mas Hardcore. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: The Swellers Reality Slap Revenge Therapy If you want to download the Revenge Therapy discography (it's not streaming...

This week we discuss Mikey's newfound appreciation for dramatic sports entertainment, some great new records, the horrors of Saint Nicholas, and Jimmy Kimmel appearing at a Knocked Loose show. On this week's Right Profile: Heart To Gold Torchia Regional Justice Center Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “Ame...

This week we turn the show into a Dungeon Crawl podcast. Oh, and we discuss whether or not hardcore is art. Spoiler alert: it isn't. Unless it is. Also, yes, we had some audio difficulties with Matt's track this week. We should have it fixed for next week. I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME. On this week's Right Profile: Dungeon Crawl Squint American Thrills Check out our Patreon for...

We return from hiatus to scream about the Rockville lineup so far, CKY VS Alien Ant Farm, how Mikey didn't know Counterparts was a good band, and more. On this week's Right Profile: SHOGUN Living Gate Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,”...