I Don't Wanna Hear It

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 053 – One and One Are Five: It’s Not Cool to Be Dusty If it’s possible that we're all just a passing thought in the mind of an imaginary god, then should we not just fade into nothingness gradually like dying stars? Oh, and here’s some lists. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Patreon link Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 052 – The Straight Edge (Part 3): Gimmie Chocolate (featuring Matt Moment) Twenty-year edgeman Matt Moment joins us this week to prove that he’s as bad as the shit you breathe into your lungs and he will – figuratively speaking – fuck you up as bad as that pill on your tongue. This time we try not to push him too far as we discuss the straight edge from h...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 051 – The Straight Edge (Part 2): An Environmentally Sustainable Salad Bar Revolt Shane and Mikey continue to grind the edge this week as they delve into the dumbest and most mutated sub-genre of all time: hardline. Picture a Proud Boy covered in salad, slapping a beer out of your absent father’s hand and you’re there. That's right: it’s time to face...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 050 – The Straight Edge (Part 1): Tween Idles and Lad Gathering To commemorate reaching our fiftieth episode without completely imploding, we decided to tackle that most divisive of punk rock topics: the straight edge. So, put down the crack pipe and reach for an O’Douls, because this drug-free dive is a deep one. First stop, Snarkyville. Population: Ian...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 049 - One and One Are Five: It’s Not All Meatballs and Two In the Back of the Head The shrieking horror of the holidays is nearly upon us – sort of like a hurricane made of candy canes, except they’re the really sharp ones that some kid gnawed on and stabbed into the couch when he found out the iPhone 11 wasn't under the tree. So, bearing that in min...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 048 – So Long and Thanks For All the Christmas Songs This week we’re joining the war on Christmas with a blitzkrieg of sacrilegious, punk-as-fuck holiday tunes. Every mall Santa gets a boot to the dick as we remind everyone that the reason for the season is "gimmie gimmie gimmie, I need some more." Plus, who needs a jovial home invader when Jeff...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 047 - One and One Are Five: A Firestorm To Cleanse My Eyes “You know, we always called each other podcasters. Like you said to, uh, somebody, ‘You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a pod caster. He's one of us.’ You understand? We were podcasters. Mic talkers. But Shane and I could never be successful because we didn’t have...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 046 - We All Switched Instruments and Played Covers of Our Own Songs We’re joined this week by the Jesse, a.k.a. Shane’s brother, a.ka. the Lord of Naps, to recount some of our more disappointing out of town road trip and venue experiences. Rollins said to just “get in the van,” well I say “get in the van only after you make sure you have enough clean soc...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 045 - One and One Are Five: Born Into This World Screaming Despite the fact that reality appears to be collapsing in on itself like a dying star and we, as a society, are inexorably sliding toward the lip of a fanged abyss, we bring you lists of thanks this week. It is our hope that as the mind spiders begin to flay the fabric of time and space so that th...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 044 - I Don't Know How We Never Set the Place On Fire: Tales From the Practice Space This week we're jumping in a Tardis made of dogshit to Bill and Ted ourselves back to the miserable ratholes in which we squandered our youth: our practice spaces. No lean-to, hoarder garage, outhouse, or torture shack was too objectionable for us to plug our sh...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 043 - One and One Are Five: A Law of Desserts We've returned from our sabbatical, refreshed, renewed, and teeming with lists for you and your ears. We were so bored we were this close to murder/suicide by city bus. This close. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Ba...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 042 - We Are But Dust Motes In the Wind: A Conversation About Horror Movies Whether it's a blood-covered, apron-clad freak or an old lady crawling across your ceiling like a dusty bug, Shane and Mikey are probably scared of it. This week our two intrepid hosts break down all the different movies that make them shart fear. I Don’t Wanna Hear It offici...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 041 - I Don't Wanna Play It: Space Hell's the Worst Frequent guest and professional talking face Matt Moment joins us once again to talk real life paranormal experiences and video games designed to make you fill your pants with shits. The power of Christ compels you, noobs. Check out Matt's podcasts: Smark of the Beast Stay Curious I Don’t...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 040 - One and One Are Five: I Don't Have To Do That This week we crack open the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis to bludgeon you with our lists of terror. So maybe do yourself a favor and don't listen too attentively - you know, maybe put us on in the background while you reorganize your computer desktop. I'm just saying you should probably keep the...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 039 - Deep Dives For Dummies: AFI This week we're doing an awkward bellyflop into the Hot Topic clearance bin so we can talk at great length about the patron saints of Halloweentown. That's right, we're covering everyone's favorite Spencer's Gifts goth punks: AFI. So all you little Eddie Munsters don't forget your lip gloss,...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 038 - Please Don't Kill Me: Six Tales of Musical Murder Shane and Mikey kick off their month-long celebration of horror and death by digging deep into their bloodstained potato sack for some tales of musical murder and mayhem. So make sure you check under the bed and in the closet and whatever you do, don't touch that weird fucking puzzle box un...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 037 - So Long and Thanks For All the Songs: Journey To the End of Our Formative Years This week we each try to list ten of our favorite punk rock tunes in an obsessively compulsive way, not unlike when you leave the house and aren't sure the door's locked so you go back and check it - one, two, three - and you say, "Yeah, that's locked...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 036 - Straight To Your Face: Everyone Is Human Meat Mikey is left to his own devices this week as Shane rockets to doctor stardom. So you, dear listener, are left with the sound of one hand not exactly clapping, but instead grasping at invisible straws as the weight of our eventual dissolution becomes clear. A.B.S., people. Always be screaming. I Don’t Wa...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 035 - One and One Are Five: Ever Eat Popcorn At the Beach? "Aye, listen and you may die. Turn this episode off and you'll live - at least a while. And bored in your cubicles many moments from now, would you be willing to trade all the minutes from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they m...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 034 - Punk Rock You Like A Hurricane In this, our first and probably last hurricane special, we discuss the unique nature of being in an abusive relationship with the swampy gooch known as the state of Florida. Hey Dorian: you're a real jerk, you know that? I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “C'est Chaud,” “Here Comes Th...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 033 - One and One Are Five: I'm Not Doing A Dance About It As Hurricane Dorian barrels toward those of us dumb enough to still reside on America's penis, we give these lists unto you, dear listener, so that we may live for ever . Heed our picks and listen to our shit in these, our last moments before Florida gets nature slapped yet again . Oh an...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 032 – Cool To Hate: Fanning the Flames of Douchecontent (REUPLOAD: There were a few audio issues toward the end of this episode that are now fixed. Send me money.) This week we attack everything we don’t understand and scream about bands it’s unpopular to hate. Probably our most controversial episode yet, we fully expect it to result in being drawn, quart...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 031 - One and One Are Five: Shut Up, I Wanna Be Flawed Straight to your face! Straight to your face! Straight to your face with the lists! Here we go: duh-nuh-nuh-nah-nuh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh-nah-nuh-nuh, nuh … Yes, we’re back with another countdown episode as well as what I would say is a long overdue Hatebreed reference. It has been said – by better men...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 030 - Jesus (Head)Walks: A Discussion About Religion In Punk Rock What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to get to the show? This week we sit down with our ol' buddy Matt Moment to talk Christianity in punk rock. That’s right, J.C. and G.G. Can the two coexist? Well, I’ll tell you one thing: Greg Graffin’s probably rolling in hi...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 029 - One and One Are Five: We Want You In A Bucket “Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talking about what? You're talking about... bitching about that list you made, some son of a bitch don't wanna take your recommendations, somebody don't want what you're talking about, some listener you're trying t...