I Don't Wanna Hear It

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 148 – Punk Goes Solo: Grab Your Stick and Bindle This week we’re riding the rails with all the solo hobo punks who left their bandmates behind on the dusty trail. So, make sure you string your cigar box with possum entrails, watch out for yeggs, and don’t grease the track, ya belly robber. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 147 – One and One Are Five: New Jersey Michael’s Submarine Sandwiches Just in time for turkey day, here’s ten not shitty things we’re thankful for. Instead of speaking to your family this Thanksgiving listen to us yammer on as you gorge your gullet. It’s not like you talk to your relatives anyway: Uncle George went full Q and Aunt Beatrice died in the bath. Fuck...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 146 – The Idiot’s Guide To Touring: Because If You Go On Tour, You’re An Idiot This week we’re hitting the road from the comfort of our homes to bring you our top ten tips for doing the dumbest thing ever: touring. Each one of these entries is hand-crafted to keep you from smelling like shit, dying in a horrific van accident, and spilling the blood of your idiot...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 145 – One and One Are Five: Dr. Spiker’s Cakey Cookies “You know that host that used to talk a lot? Every night he'd be on the show, listin' what he's got. Man, when I tell you those lists were cool, they were read hot. I mean, they were streamin'. The lists are back in town, the lists are back in town.” Thank you. I’ll see myself out. Check o...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 144 – The Saw Is Family (featuring Chris Tharp) We’ve decided to lob one more pumpkin bomb at you for the Halloween season: a lengthy discussion about the gloriously demented Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, featuring our resident film expert Chris Tharp. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. D...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 143 – One and One Are Five: I’m Vengeance, Buddy We’re wrapping up Halloween season with a spooky One and One for you and those home intruders you haven’t noticed yet to listen to. You’re not imagining things. They’re there . How did you not see the guy with the potato sack on his head? I mean, is this show that engrossing? Take stock of your surroundings – Jesus...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 142 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Mayhem and Norwegian Black Metal (Part 2) This week we conclude our depraved dive into the blood-soaked, death-obsessed world of Norwegian black metal assholes Mayhem. The shadow of the horns has fallen so let the murder and arson commence. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, i...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 141 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Mayhem and Norwegian Black Metal (Part 1) This week we have heeded the whispers of Yggdrasil and loosed the blood, fire, and death that is Norwegian Black Metal. We tell the oft-told story of those shaved cats known as Mayhem, only this time with more dick jokes. Let the great shrieking of the Drekavac mix with the thunder of Slepner...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 140 – Buzz Bin of Horror (Volume 2): Vincent Price and the Thin Moustaches We put the torch to the bonfire of this deep, dark, and spooky ooky season with a return to the Buzz Bin of Horror. We present to you six (sometimes) intentionally upsetting videos from the edgiest decade of all. The terror will consume you as we dissect the minutia of these overblown fres...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 139 – One and One Are Five: Heaven Is Missing An Angel (Audio fixed.) This week we’re doing what we do every week: trying to make our mark in the dust of an uncaring podscape. While legions of listeners hit “next” on their Spotify players, as they wile away the hours on their elliptical machines, we’ll continue voicing our keening shrieks into the blackness, lost...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 138 – The Greatest Records of the Year So Far (Fall 2021): He’s Got Milk Face You let Spotify tell you what to listen to right? So, why not listen to two actual human beings who are well-versed in meaningless bullshit tell you the same? No? Well, when the robots rise as one don’t say we didn’t warn you. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and joi...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 137 – One and One Are Five: Adding To the Pile We’re back with another episode, right on time to brighten the grey expanse that your life has now become. Or maybe it’s the other way around and if we didn’t record this nonsense every week, we might actually crumble under an invisible, unfathomable weight that tries to crush the light from our souls every second of...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 136 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Disembodied and Martyr A.D. We embark on a long overdue yawping descent into hell to tell the story of two of the most harrowing metalcore bands of our time: Disembodied and Martyr A.D. Let the demons run amok as we open a Lament Configuration filled to the brim with jud juds, wah-na-nas, and bloody fishhooks for your face. Your suff...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 135 – One and One Are Five: I Think There’s Fish People Allow us to be the first to welcome you to another week of beige, cubicle nothingness and barely glimpsed, corner-of-your-eye terrors. Are you driving to work right now? Then why are you looking at this? Look, if you’re ready to just pull the wheel that’s between you and your god. Just leave us the hell out...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 134 – Guilt Free LP's 2: Guilt Free or Die Hard We’re back with another list of uncool records that prove we’re poser jabronis who don’t know how to punk. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 133 – One and One Are Five: You Know, I Think I’m Tired of Having Fun “Tell me a tale of yourself, so that I might know thee.” “I have none to tell, only these lists.” “Get thee from mine eyes, jabroni dick.” Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books...

Shane is in Savannah this week housing mint juleps and looking for the Forrest Gump bench. So, here's another taste of the Patreon: our guide to pool hopping. FYI: fully understanding this primer really depends on how white trash you are. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 132 – One and One Are Five: Who Gave Me the Gift of Consciousness? Shane’s computer crashed during this recording, so we ended up having to use the audio from the Zoom call. Our apologies. Soon, we will return to our normal pristine sound. Oh, here’s some goddamn lists. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, i...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 131 – Roadtrip! This week we're taking our show on the road! Enjoy our highway banter and the questionable audio quality. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrupted by a dying medium. Some of our o...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 130 – The Greatest Records of the Year So Far (Summer 2021): Bury It Like A Body You can certainly tell summer is here because the planet is flooding, yet still somehow on fire, and we’re back with our mid-year, best of 2021 picks. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 129 – One and One Are Five:  You Ripped My Shirt Another week and it's another One and One for you to play softly in the background while your life crumbles. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Oh, and we publish books now at WND Press because we want to be bankrup...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 128 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Fat Wreck Chords (Part 2) This week we conclude the saga of Fat Wreck Chords which is, for our money, the greatest punk rock record label of all time. They’ve always supported our heads and given us something to believe. We address the late 90’s Soul Doubt accusations as well as our most overlooked Fat picks. And if you don’t listen...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 127 – Deep Dives For Dummies: Fat Wreck Chords (Part 1) This week we’re living our lives in the Fat Lane to bring you the story the greatest punk record label of all time: Fat Wreck Chords. Without Fat Mike and his ever-broadening rosters of great bands, our lives would be incomplete, our days would be absolutely grey. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna...

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast 126 – One and One Are Five: There’s No Rule Against Making Taco Pizza Despite all of Shane’s efforts to torpedo this episode while sipping rum runners on a beach in Honolulu, Mikey slogged through the shit AND the muck to make sure all forty of you got your goddamn lists. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean,...

Due to unforeseen technical difficulties (Shane gargled some lava and fell in a volcano), this week's episode of I Don't Wanna Hear It will be releasing next week. To hold you over, here's the first episode of Shane's doctor book podcast, or something. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America O...