I Don't Get It Podcast

Oh, we’re SO BLOWN AWAY by the cool kid bullshit lunch sensation of sandwiches, the thing which compels middle-aged businessmen to stand in lines at delicatessens for a shot at ordering pastrami on rye. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Sandwich? 15:10 -- Why is Sandwich so popular? 19:48 -- Would you have liked Sandwich if you were a kid? 23:37...

Bill and Noah cure every single ailment in their superannuated bodies by drinking some bullshit juice which touts its curative properties. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Aloe Vera Juice? 13:20 -- Why is Aloe Vera Juice so popular? 19:11 -- Would you have liked Aloe Vera Juice if you were a kid? 23:47 -- Is Aloe Vera Juice a sign of the apocalyp...

Bill and Noah look at themselves and see the vulnerable, non-masculine boy at the core and feel many mixed emotions about cartoon sensation Steven Universe. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Steven Universe? 14:26 -- Why is Steven Universe so popular? 17:56 -- Would you have liked Steven Universe if you were a kid? 22:24 -- Is Steven Universe a sig...

Two men in search of the the pleasure of human touch discover -- SQUISHIES! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Squishie? 12:58 -- Why are Squishies so popular? 19:33 -- Would you have liked Squishies if you were a kid? 22:44 -- Are Squishies a sign of the apocalypse? 26:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of Squishies based on jealousy, and conclusio...

Our sincere apologies for not being able to deliver an episode this week -- here's an announcement for our plans over the next two weeks.

Bill and Noah hide their faces behind soft podcasting personas, but this week they reveal their true selves as they examine the concealed Fox hit about celebrities deceiving an audience. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Masked Singer? 14:44 -- Why is The Masked so popular? 20:34 -- Would you have liked The Masked if you were a kid? 24:12 -- I...

Noah and Bill pick at the devastation left over from the Fyre Festival’s total implosion, as carefully described in two concurrent documentaries on Hulu and Netflix. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Fyre Fraud and Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened? 16:59 -- Why are the Fyre Festival docs so popular? 22:12 -- Would you have liked the F...

Noah holds Bill in his hands and asks whether or not his co-host sparks joy. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Marie Kondo? 21:05 -- Why is Marie Kondo so popular? 25:35 -- Would you have liked Marie Kondo if you were a kid? 30:44 -- Is Marie Kondo a sign of the apocalypse? 33:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of Marie Kondo based on jealousy, and co...

At no point in the course of recording this episode did we point out the fallacy of the hero using a “trident” even though it clearly has FIVE tines. That was our lapse, and we apologize. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Aquaman? 13:07 -- Why is Aquaman so popular? 17:00 -- Would you have liked Aquaman if you were a kid? 20:26 -- Is Aquaman a sign...

The finest in fully CG-animated children shows becomes the fodder for two old men to puzzle their way through; also, we exhibit our rudimentary ability to speak some Francais. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Miraculous? 15:53 -- Why is Miraculous so popular? 19:46 -- Would you have liked Miraculous if you were a kid? 22:53 -- Is Miraculous a sig...

Bill and Noah sawed a boat in half, reassembled it with rubberized tape, piloted it through shark-infested waters, and then made a crop of memes about the experience. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Flex Seal? 14:38 -- Why is Flex Seal so popular? 20:16 -- Would you have liked Flex Seal if you were a kid? 23:30 -- Is Flex Seal a sign of the apoc...

Our husbands left us, so we tried our hand at stand-up comedy as a coping mechanism to deal with the great upheavals about to grip society in the very near future. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? 15:12 -- Why is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel if you were a...

Finally, we’re eating dirt flavored ice cream so you don’t have to. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is an Acai Bowl? 12:16 -- Why are Acai Bowls so popular? 18:07 -- Would you have liked Acai Bowls if you were a kid? 21:45 -- Are Acai Bowls a sign of the apocalypse? 28:03 -- Is your irrational hatred of Acai Bowls based on jealousy, and conclusion...

We grapple with another dance phenomenon this week: The Shoot, a creation of BlocBoy JB out of Memphis. Listen as we pogo whilst shaking our arms rhythmically. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Shoot? 16:55 -- Why is The Shoot so popular? 22:22 -- Would you have liked The Shoot if you were a kid? 24:42 -- Is The Shoot a sign of the apocalypse?...

Chill with us as we investigate one of the newer use of music samples, the underground gravity of Vaporwave. Noah bristles against anything which isn’t hard guitar rock, so this should be fun. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Vaporwave? 14:55 -- Why is Vaporwave so popular? 20:52 -- Would you have liked Vaporwave if you were a kid? 24:22 -- Is Va...

Who or what is the Cannasexual? It’s exactly what you think it is, and we recruited guest star Rachel Kramer Bussel to the show to help us figure out what we’re missing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @raquelita 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Cannasexual? 16:49 -- Why is Cannasexuality so popular? 23:48 -- Would you have liked Cannasexuality if you were a kid? 29:15 --...

Rock and roll is back, in the guise of a bunch of small children from northern Michigan who pretend to be Robert Plant. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Greta Van Fleet? 13:52 -- Why is Greta Van Fleet so popular? 18:57 -- Would you have liked Greta Van Fleet if you were a kid? 25:42 -- Is Greta Van Fleet a sign of the apocalypse? 29:04 -- Is you...

We’ve discovered proof positive that in today’s music environment you can just pull any schmoe out of a bar, put some production behind him, and you score a modern legend: Post Malone. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Post Malone? 19:23 -- Why is Post Malone so popular? 22:52 -- Would you have liked Post Malone if you were a kid? 25:19 -- Is Post...

The great unknowable is who is Pete Davidson? And why is he a public persona these days? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Pete Davidson? 13:58 -- Why is Pete Davidson so popular? 19:56 -- Would you have liked Pete Davidson if you were a kid? 22:24 -- Is Pete Davidson a sign of the apocalypse? 26:19 -- Is your irrational hatred of Pete Davidson bas...

The podcast finally solves the modern culture issue of the gender binary with our in-depth analysis of Troye Sivan, a current troubadour who emerged from the wilds of YouTube to conquer the U.S. mainland. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Troye Sivan? 14:11 -- Why is Troye Sivan so popular? 18:02 -- Would you have liked Troye Sivan if you were a ki...

Live from the rim of the greatest wonder of the world located on American soil, we talk about an exceptional Netflix original series called “American Vandal,” unheralded greatness indeed. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is American Vandal? 15:30 -- Why is American Vandal so popular? 17:54 -- Would you have liked American Vandal if you were a kid? 1...

What’s better than music? MEME MUSIC! This week we look at phenom Doja Cat, the artist who gave us the enduring cultural touchstone “Moooo!” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Doja Cat? 13:43 -- Why is Doja Cat so popular? 17:25 -- Would you have liked Doja Cat if you were a kid? 19:01 -- Is Doja Cat a sign of the apocalypse? 24:52 -- Is your irrati...

We welcome our third live guest into the fold -- Duchess Amanda Cuda of Bridgeport -- to talk about Princess Elena of Avalor. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @amandacuda 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Princess Elena? 17:54 -- Why is Princess Elena so popular? 22:15 -- Would you have liked Princess Elena if you were a kid? 25:35 -- Is Princess Elena a sign of the apocalypse?...

Noah and Bill invite mystery guest James Hancock (WRONG REEL PODCAST) to talk about something which easily applies to middle-aged men, the “Cash Me Ousside Girl” Danielle Begoli. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @colebrax -- @wrongreel 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Bhad Bhabie? 17:33 -- Why is Bhad Bhabie so popular? 22:23 -- Would you have liked Bhad Bhabie if you were...

Take ice cream, add a chilling flat surface, and scrape it into tight little tubes, and you get rolled ice cream. With special guest Nick Nadel, we're glad to live in an age where you can correct the structural flaws of dessert so easily. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow -- @nicknadel -- @mmfhnspodcast 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is rolled ice cream? 12:44 -- Why is rolled ice...