I Am The Cute One

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate that Chelsea likes Bianca's prom dress. Kendrick Tucker stops by the "I Am The Cute One" studios (which, unfortunately, does not have bands perform on the roof) to recap "10 Things I Hate About You," and Chelsea and Donny quickly discover they are the sisters from this movie: Donny as the sister fr...

Donny's worlds collide as his work husband (Chelsea) and real-life husband (Quin Lamar) join forces to discuss the Jennifer Gardener/Mark Buffalo classic, "13 Going On 30." But first, Quin shares his experiences as a "Seven Minutes in Heaven Facilitator," which is really just a reason for him to tell Donny and Chelsea about his first orgy. The three ponder if the 13-year-old versions of themselves...

Noor from "The Reality Is" podcast joins Donny and Chelsea to recap "The Princess Diaries," but before they get to the movie, the hosts try to bully their guest into telling them they look like celebrities (that they don't look like). Together, they try to get to the bottom of the Anne Hathaway hatred of the mid-2000s (it's the pixie cut, right?) Donny shares his most traumatizing memory that leav...

Chelsea, Donny and this week's guest, Annabelle DeSisto of "Adderall & Compliments," may not have been able to find a pair of Levi's that fit all three of them, but they did find time to talk for an hour about the longest movie with no plot: "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." And just like that, the group realizes that this movie is just "Sex and the City" for tweens, so they debate which charac...

"Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever," (Mr. Moviephone voice) and co-host of "I'm Sorry," Kiki Monique (@thetalkofshame) is here to break it down with Chelsea and Donny. Having the host of a podcast about apologies seems to be a good decision for this episode when Donny decides to break out an impression he's been working on since 2001. Then, they discuss some insane casting choices, tr...

Just like Donny and Chelsea trick their guests into thinking they're recapping a movie while forcing them to listen to tales of their childhood, Amanda Bynes tricks Channing Tatum (and an entire boarding school) into thinking she's a boy so she can beat her ex-boyfriend in a soccer game. Lucy (@lucyontheground) joins the hosts of "I Am The Cute One" to break down "She's The Man," and she has them...

Ryan Bailey of "So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey" joins Donny and Chelsea to chat about Lindsay Lohan's greatest work: "Freaky Friday." Donny shares stories of casting that never came to pass (justice for Michelle Trachtenberg/Annette Benning) while Chelsea shares more stories about how much of a monster she was in her teens. Then, the hosts bond over being sociopaths. Donny needs some work on se...

The party continues as Chelsea & Donny begin their sensible rebrand by covering the 2004 hit, "A Cinderella Story" with co-hosts of "Beyond the Blinds" podcast, Kelli and Troy. The hosts stay true to their brand of tormenting their guests (see also: Danielle Prescod; season 2, episode 9) as it is revealed quickly that Kelli's arch nemeses (nemesi?) are Hilary Duff AND Chad Michael Murray, the two...