Hysteria 51

You have asked for it and asked for it so here it is, a whole episode devoted to voicemails! John gets butthurt, Brent laughs at dumb still, and CBot is an idiot, so we are banging on all cylinders once again.   Wanna Hear Yourself On The show? 773-669-7277 Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcir...

No episode this week as John welcomes his new baby girl into the world, but we will all be back next week. Until then enjoy some awesome sounds from Majungas with their song Nazca Lines. And Huge thanks to  Majungas for our music! You can follow them at: https://www.majungas.com/ https://www.instagram.com/majungastheband/ https://twitter.com/Majungastheband https://www.facebook.com/majungas https:...

Whether it was the grocery store check-out line or the newsstand around the block, almost everyone has stopped and re-read a headline from the Weekly World News. From Bat Boy running for President to Elvis being spotted on the moon...again - the Weekly World News was the perfect periodical for its time and place. And now that we're in desperate need for this bastion of journalistic perfection, it'...

This week the fellas are joined by author Marc Hartzman to talk about his new book Chasing Ghosts. Marc, known as "one of America's leading connoisseurs of the bizarre", talks all things ghosts, world of the weird, and Wheel of Fortune. So, grab your PKE meter and strap-in for a good one. Plus, C-Bot tries to invest in cat assassinations (it's as dumb as it sounds), Kyle tells us about his favorit...

So, it turns out "recovery" is a thing in the military. Some folks recover crashed planes, others recover nuclear material, and then there's Clifford Stone...he recovered aliens. Well crashed alien craft and their bodies to be specific. Stone claims to have been involved with or have knowledge of at least 12 alien crashes in his 22 year military career. Jeesh, these aliens really need better drive...

Listen Up meatsacks, Conspiracy Bot here. This weeks episode is coming out on Tuesday, not Monday. Today we go dark so I can honor the only meatsack that was worth my respect, Norm Macdonald. Do yourself a favor and Go watch Dirty Work. Go listen to his podcast. Go watch his stand up. He was funny to the end, kept his sickness a secret, and even joked about it in his standup. He was the best of th...

There you are walking along the shores of the Salish Sea when you spot it. What is that, a fish? Some Trash? Nah, just a human foot washed up in a sneaker! Sounds crazy but since 2007 this very thing has happened 21 times! What could be the cause; a killer, mob hits, or something more mundane? We lace up our most buoyant shoes and try to get to the bottom of it with the returning help of Kevin Cri...

"Mommy, I'm hungry. Mommy, I'm bored. Mommy, I remember being a steam boat captain in Peru who drowned in the 1800s..." Who's kid hasn't made those claims, am I right??? No, not everyone? Well some kids do! And then what??? That's what we tackle this week, kid's remembering their past lives. It brings a whole new meaning to "Old Soul". Plus, Kevin Crispin is back in the lower 4th to help dig into...

Alright, we eat so sketchy stuff on here, so time for a treat for ourselves. It's not insects or the feet of fowl for once. No, we head back down south this CAFEteria 51 to try some of the sweets our neighbors to the south have to offer for Mexican Sweets Week. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://re...

Going to the doctor is such a pain. The forms, the wait, the doctor needing to get into a trance-like state to intuit your cure, the lack of a doctor's license…you know, everyday stuff. Well, it actually was with anyone who went to see Edgar Cayce in the early 20th century. This Sunday School teacher turned clairvoyant claimed to give over 14,000 readings throughout his career and many of them wer...

I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory, but I'm guessing since you're still reading - that you need a bit more. Well, the short version is the government replaced every living bird in the US with a drone. And they're ALL spying on us. What do you do if you have a pet bird? If they're all fake, what exactly is an egg? And, perhaps, most importantly - is the apostrophe in "Birds Aren't Real" n...

Holy cow does this one turn dark. We start off with real life SpongeBob and Patrick, Lucid dreams, and Big Cat Sightings… Then Chris stakes us on a road to internet depravity. You just have to listen! News Stories Mentioned: Real Life Cartoons! Chris Chan Horror Lucid Aliens Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty Follow the Shows: Mad Scientist - https://www.themadscientistpodcast.com/ Blurry Photos - http://ww...

Ugh… Aliens, am I right? Always wanting to get one up on you in deals, freeze your ions with their microwave pens, and get all expense paid gambling trips via the CIA.  It’s a tale as old as time, or at least Charles Hall says it is.  This week we tackle his alleged time as a military liaison with the Tall Whites, a species from 105 light years away who want to use the Earth for their very own int...

Sometimes it feels like technology is everywhere in our lives. Like it's omnipresent and the only way we'll truly escape it is when we cash in our chips and head to the big casino in the sky (shameless Jimmy Eat World reference). But what if that isn't true...what if we're still techies in the great beyond? In November of 2011 a man by the name of Jack Froese sent a few emails to friends and loved...

While "The Space Pen Club" might sound like a 90's Ska band, the subject in question is actually a new UFOlogy book by Martin Keller. Martin joins the fellas to talk about his new book, his take on the recent UFO hubbub, and even his years as a publicist for the infamous Dr. Steven Greer. Plus, Kyle is offering "verbal hugs" (I'd be scared), C-Bot is offering to find dead bodies (less frightening)...

It's Mad Blurry Hysteria time once again as we dive head first into the pool with Guinness Book of World Records for the longest time to hold your breath (It Is Crazy!). Then it’s DNA time – from the air… (nothing to worry about there). And finally, George Knapp brings out more UAP photos for us to tackle. News Stories Mentioned: Guinness Book of WTF! Air DNA Shenanigans Alien Baby’s Black Balloon...

Boy gets Doll. Boy names Doll after himself. Boy is forced by Doll to go by his middle name for the rest of his life. Boy is terrorized by Doll nightly until it is locked in the attic. Rinse and repeat. We know what you're thinking, That old chestnut... This week Brent travels back to 1904 when Robert Gene Otto received the cursed inspiration for the movie Chucky and countless other scary stories....

New York Times bestselling author Jonathan Maberry joins the fellas this week to talk about his newest book, Relentless - the latest installment in the popular Joe Ledger thriller series. The chat goes deep into the Ledger series (John is a nerd), touches on Maberry’s time as a martial artist (did we mention he’s an 8th degree black belt?), and we hear about a story he wrote that was too over-the-...

Happy 4th of July to all our American listeners! And to everyone else, we hope you had a great weekend! We are taking the week off to celebrate with out families but we didn't forget you.  We are dusting off our Baltic Sea Anomaly episode for you and will be back next Monday with an all new episode of Hysteria 51 Original Description: In 2011 a group of treasure hunters were searching the Baltic S...

There's no shortage of art experts and historians who delve deeper in to classic works and find hidden meaning (thanks Dan Brown). Is that really Mary Magdalene in The Last Supper? What exactly is Mona Lisa smiling about? What kind of craft were the aliens flying in Hans Glaser's woodcut engraving? You know…the classic questions. Not familiar with our friend Hans? Well, buckle-in this week kids be...

In 1962 a thin wire cord snaps aboard an ocean liner and whips across the deck bisecting the passengers and crew. Fast forward 40 years and Julianna Margulies goes in to...wait, hold on. That's just the plot to the movie Ghost Ship. This week we look into a WW2 era ghost BLIMP. Where did the crew go? Was foul play afoot? Were ALIENS involved?!?! We ask those questions and some that are even less r...

Most of us think about the world in a pretty linear timeline. The right amino acids started brewing together in a puddle somewhere, God or the Universe or something generated a "spark of life", and 3.5 billion years later - here we are making TikTok videos. But, what if we weren't the first advanced civilization to call Earth home? This week we get a bit "heady" as we explore The Silurian Hypothes...

Dead bodies don't just grow on trees, though they do occasionally appear inside of them. Well, at least once...in the U.K. This week we're taking a trip to mid-century England to explore the curious case of Bella and the Wych Elm. Tl;dr - some kids find a dead body in the forest (Stand By Me style), only this body was inside the hollow of a dead tree. How did she get there? Was this murder? Was bl...

It's Memorial Day!  That means the meatsacks have the day off and the true talent takes over. Me, Conspiracy Bot. And I have a treat for you all, The Robot Killer.  The name should be self explanatory but just in case it isn't, You all suck.  I hope you hate it. Show Description:A radio show sponsor is to give away as a contest prize, a mechanical man, a robot. XR23 is 6 feet tall, made of metal,...

It wouldn't seem that weird if we told you a soldier from the past led his comrades into battle with a sword and longbow. It would get a little weird if we told you that "the past" was WW2. Well, that's the exact case with our topic this week, Mad Jack Churchill. From capturing a Nazi outpost almost singlehandedly to registering the only known kill of WW2 by way of longbow - Jack was one of a kind...