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death of the "aspirational" Influencer and the END of the Kardashian's influence and power | Ep 29  The death of the aspirational influencer and the rise of the everyday normal tik-tok-er Kim Kardashian was caught in a St. Patricks Day scandal. She staged a "humble hangout" with friends drinking Guinness on St. Patricks day in a desperate attempt to look "just like us...

Rebecca gets a wedding dress and a set at the Comedy Mothership! This humpday we spill the tea on Joe Rogan's new comedy club in the heart of Austin Texas, the Comedy Mothership, baby!!! We also talk about why wedding dresses are a scam and debate whether or not a bride is a bridezilla for refusing to let her sister wear her medical equipment during her wedding day. 00:00- 3:50 Rebecca’s expe...

The Oscars came and went this year with the only surprise being how it succeeded at being even more unwatchable than years past.  They tried every dirty Hollywood trick in the book to bring in viewers to no avail. Even our Favourite movie of the year doing a clean sweep couldn't make this 4hr turd watchable Where was Chris Rock? Why did he turn down an appearance? Will Jada Pinkett Smith be s...

This week, the internet went crazy over... Eyebrows?! Millions of followers lost and millions gained, all over eyebrows. Well, the brows were the crux of the issue.  Selena Gomez's fans and Hailey Bieber's Baldwin-backedd bots have been in a heated rivalry against each other for years over the sketchy timeline between Selena's breakup with Justin Bieber, and Hailey Baldwin's be...

Ben Shapiro comes for Miley Cyrus for being single and proud. Are nepotism babies deserving of their success? What on earth is Ozempic and how fast will you lose weight if you take it? All this and more on today's episode.  0:00 - 2:08 what makes Miley Cyrus appeal to both men and women? 4:08 Is the hate for nepotism babies is warranted? 7:38  2023 beef between Miley Cyrus and Ben Shapiro  21...

The hardest part of dating, is getting the first date.  In this episode, we tell you the best ways to get foot in the door. We give advice from a man's and woman's perspective on top tinder/hinge/bumble profile tips for men looking to ask a woman out, and what to say and do on the first date.  0:00 - 2:00 50% of men aren’t getting laid. 4:40 - Write a good Tinder bio description 9:07  -...

Megan Fox and MGK break up! You lose em’ how you get ‘em. Rebecca got accepted to another “Are we Dating the Same Guy?” Facebook group - this time in LA. We judge 3 gentlemen that stood out to us for their AUDACITY when dating.  0:45 Intro & MGK and Megan Fox broke up 16:00 Guy #1 “Are we dating the same guy?” He uses his disabled kids to cheat.  22:40  Guy #2 Photoshopped HPV spreader.  32:02...

We dive into the juiciest posts on "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" facebook groups across Texas. Dallas, Houston and Austin. Are these groups an important tool for women or a way to #metoo men unfairly?  0:00 - Are We Dating the Same Guy? Is this FB group a version of #metoo  5:00 - Why Alfie is nervous to be caught in the group 10:00 - Juicy Post #1  20:24 - Guy #2 Lance and the fitness m...

Today we talk about reasons couples break up and how to avoid them. Chat GPT makes an appearance to educate us about sexual attraction. 0:00 This is humpdays podcast 0:55 Children 2:25 You aren't friends with your partner 5:00 Rushed into Marriage 7:00 Bad Sex 12:00 Does the Gspot Exist? feat. Chat GPT 13:00 Lack of Communication 15:54: Infidelity 19:00 Non-Reciprocated Efforts If you haven&a...

Today we discuss Mommy Issues, as payback for the “Daddy Issues” episode. Our guest, chat GPT has some extreme, yet fair opinions about Mommy issues. We were surprised by how opinionated this robot is.  Y’all were not having it with us only investigating women with Mommy Issues, so we thought it was only fair to talk about men with mommy issues. Mainly, we go in on Prince Harry. 0:00 - Intro 2:40...

Our guest Kris Hall, host of podcast “Reclaim Your Radiance” spills the dirt on how she found herself in two spontaneous threesomes, and one orgy all of which started IRL. No apps required.  She speaks from her personal experience around boundaries and rules for approaching orgies and threesomes as a bisexual, as well as while in a relationship. She also tells the best clubs in Vancouver for those...

We dive into explaining how to spot a woman with daddy issues, why they behave the way that they do, and how to date them. Daddy issues are very common and there's a lot of stigma and judgement around women with daddy issues but there are perks that we dive into. If there's anything we missed - let us know in the comments 0:00 - 1:39 Intro 2:28 - What are Daddy Issues? 5:07 - The 2 Types...

This humpday, we talk about our New Years resolutions. Why some people stick to their resolutions and why some fail.  We also determine if Andrew Tate is guilty using forensic investigative techniques and spill the beans on what we think about the guy as a human being. 0:00 Back from Florida, New Year New Us 1:32 Our New Years Resolutions/ How to set successful New Years Resolutions  12:01 Setting...

Hot Take: Men with neck tattoos are insecure. Our first solo episode in our new home in Austin Texas (Ye-Haw). We unpack the recent scandals and separations in celebrity culture: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson and Adam Levine. Do you think we are being too harsh? Or is this totally a thing? TWEET THIS VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iKp548X4bSk Say hi on social: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onen...

How to manage an OnlyFans account while being married. On tonight’s episode musician and only fans star Noelle Victoria discusses everything you need to know before starting an OnlyFans account.  We go in depth on how she started, what her fans are like, the most peculiar kink requests, how much money she makes and how she manages to navigate all that while being married as an OnlyFans model. 0:00...

How our friend got kicked out of his apartment, and a foursome! Gay, stand-up comedian, Khalil, tells us a hilarious dating story about a 4some gone wrong, and about his toxic roommates. It's tough to be roommates with a couple, but this couple is toxic and abusive and Khalil needs to get out of that situation asap, making him basically homeless in the city of Vancouver. Banned from all datin...

How to deal with a third wheel on a first date, and get your date naked back at her place. Our guest for today's episode is the hilarious stand-up comedian, Akeem Hoyte Charles (akeemgrams). In this episode, Akeem is expecting to go on a first date with a hottie, but is instead confronted with an awkward third wheel that he didn't expect. The third wheel turned out to be a huge nightmare...

Ryan Steele tells us about going on a date with a grown man who went in for a kiss that felt like a boner to the face! It was one of the funniest kisses we have heard about. Welcome to One Night Stand Up! Our dating comedy show podcast where listeners tell us their wildest dating stories. Do you have a funny dating story to tell? Comment below or DM us on Instagram for a chance to be featured on t...

Can you tell if older man love bombs? Today our stunning guest Mandy spills the tea on her first date with a hot, older man after he helps her through a very vulnerable situation. She spills all the tea of this first-date horror story that turns into a quick, passionate romance that ends with the older guy being very immature. Do you think she was love bombed or was this fair game? Have you ever b...

On tonights episode Aimee zooms in from London to and tells us about a drunken one night stand with a man who suddenly took his arm off after sex! We discuss why it is so important for men to at least offer to pay on the first date and we end the show talking about a popular deal breaker for women. do you have a wild dating story that your friends love to hear? message below or DM us on instagram...

In today's episode, our guest Emerson from Washington D.C. warns us about what can go wrong when you accept a date with an insecure, desperate woman and overlook red flags. He tells us a story about how a first date out drinking at the Lincoln Memorial turns into a night of him being violated and running for his life from a crazy girl! 1:23 - 4:08 Emerson Tells His Story 4:08 - 8:34 Getting V...

The Cheapest Date Ever and Troubles with Dating Actors! Welcome to One Night Stand Up! Our dating comedy show podcast where subscribers DM us their wildest dating stories and get featured! Today's episode features Nikki, a cute blonde actress who tells us about the cheapest first date we have ever heard of! We discuss the line between a fun, low-key date and being "cheap", and how t...

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our first gay guest couldn't be more charming and handsome. Sexy Alejandro talks to us  about dating a def guy, hooking up with a guy that had a surprised fetish that made Alejandro burst out laughing while getting it on.  We end the episode with advice on how to get a second date.  have a wild story of your own?   DM us on instagram @onenightstandupcomedy for your chance to be featured on ou...

Jessica tells  her story about how a guy who she was dating had a crazy ex who found out about her because she snooped through his garbage and found a take out receipt with her name on it.   later on that same ex accused Jessica of being on a sugar daddy site.  If you haven't followed us on instagram do it! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humpdays.show https://www.instagram.com/rebsrosse...