Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

Well it's round 9 and this isn't just your standard Maths Science chat, Ralphy, Sam and Dane got into it on the topic of does one person win a game or does the team effort across the whole game contribute. Two polar opposite opinions, which side are you on?! Fear not, we also analysed the games. Always remember to gamble responsibly Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane:...

Dane FC is on the road so we go online. Today's episode is a combined shit talk, listener questions & Maths Science you lucky ducks! We covered all the hot topics of the week from Umpiring to Porn stars and Skin checks - go get yours. And Prostate or Pap smear, whatever you have - here is your friendly reminder. Some listener questions which lead us down the path of sledging and some 360 feedb...

We opened the show today with a bit of Porn chat and Samantha, fell in a hole. It was classic Swanny & Friends before deep diving into an ANZAC clash recap and an update on the Tour De Dane. Before getting to Listener questions we touched on the life of Jockey, Dean Holland, who passed in tragic circumstances over the weekend after an in race fall. Dean leaves behind a wife and 4 young kids so...

As well as our regular thoughts on the upcoming games for round 7 of the AFL Premiership season, today we added a bit of impromptu banter around on Freo and aside from shutting up shop, what it could take to get them preforming at the AFL level, consistently. We also dipper our toes into a If you could pick a team of players from the AFL who would take the first spots. How good is talking footy! E...

Dane popped over to the home of the Festival of Footy this weekend and gave us a run down of the only important game, his. The Topic of Gwyneth Paltrow arose again Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-sw...

Well, It doesn't happen often but we had to start again...the Censorship Police stepped in, rightfully so & suggested we go again from the top, minus the answer to the final listener question on part 2, which we recorded first. It's so we can keep our show, for you, the people. SO It's Round 6 & despite some poor form from some in the team, we get up & keep charging forward! Ralphy has...

3 time Brisbane Premiership champ and all round nice guy Chris Johnson dropped by for a yarn! We talked everyone from "Mud guts" Martin Pike and the and the lengths they would go to on Mad Mondays to Browny publicly revealing how his unheard of skinnys exemption came about! They say the way to a man's heart is through is stomach and were looking at you Lethal Leigh Matthews! Enjoy our chat with Ch...

Gather around for our Gather Round episode of Maths Science! Before we get to Maths Science, Ralphy addresses the peoples burning questions and Dane tells us his life ambitions at 90. If you wanted to know, you will get your answers! Then we head to Adelaide for Round 5, for some unknown reason, like the rest of the AFL and cover all of the games for you, the people. Samantha's hot tip of the roun...

Due to Dane's work travel commitments we had to be online on a Tuesday again, meaning we only have Samantha's button pushing skills. With the biggest story of the footy week the GWS dissent free kick, Dane, as a winner of the umpires opinion based medal gives his take with Ralphy on that and their other usual Mensa meeting stuff. You are welcome. Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyan...

George Constanza & Friends last week saw raining green ticks, so, the boys are back to try and back it up. Ralphy & Dane's take on Round 4 of the AFL Premiership season. Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotline: 1800 858 858 Support this sho...

As mentioned in part 2, which came out first, due to moving recording online, Samantha had to babysit her kid this week. He does dominate the audio for the first 3:30min, then they leave the room and the lads to it! Dane and Ralphy accidentally talk a whole heap of current footy issues, from the Flagpies, to Danes new 2nd team North Melbourne and Ralph’s appalling Freo premiership tip. Follow and...

Yes that is Noah in the background in the first minute, yes he was asked to leave as he is under age and we practice responsible gambling. And on responsible gambling Dane has gone full George Constanza this week so listen carefully for what he is actually thinking...which may be different to his lodged bets. Here is our take on round 3, with Ralph at the wheel as Sam is still babysitting. If you’...

We had a back log of listener questions to get through this week so we gave them their own episode! Lucky you. There is also some footy chat where shots are fired by the only talented footballer in the virtual room who can fire said shots and of course we talk public toilets and wrap it all up in a bow of terrible Dad jokes. Follow & support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @dane...

Ralphy had the old Covid but we wouldn't let illness get in the way of an average show so here we are, online! In this episode, Dane gives 2 apologies. This is not a Typo. Count them, one for being late and one to the drive through customers of Maccas West Meadows 20 odd years ago. Wow. Theres a lot of footy chat today and on theme, Samantha's movie choices was ridiculed & we discussed working...

Maths Science for round 2 is here, Ralph was of to a flyer, Dane like a handful of clubs slow out of the blocks but one this is for sure, Danes opinion of Freo. If nothing else he is a man of integrity and he will bet with it this week (Responsibly of course) Our (Ralphy's) in depth analysis of round one and two of the AFL Premiership season for 2023 as well as some racing insight for you. If you’...

In a bonus pod of shit talking, A disheveled Dane dissected the De Goey double pager in the Herald on Wednesday morning, featuring his dog. He was introduced to the world of TED talks and revealed who he would have to voice his audio version of his book. The answer, is not surprising. We got through some unanswered listener questions so once again you are welcome! Follow & support us elsewhere...

It is here! Round 1 of the AFL Premiership season and all teams except Essendon are publicly said to be flying out of pre season so round 1 will sort out a few. Here is our in depth analysis and opinions of how the chips could fall. Plus generously Ralphy has given some extra on the Racing front. If you’re playing along with your pennies, play responsibly. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes8...

This weeks part 2 is recorded 1st and is a brief look at Swanny's take on every thing from the AFL pre season to Ja Morant doing one better on Ginnivan. He explains to Ralph, very clearly that his dear Demons, don’t do things out of the kindness of their heart, it's because Cap, said so. We obviously, also got to some important listener questions for you. You are welcome! Podcast : @swannyandfrien...

As round 1 of the 2023 AFL Premiership season creeps up on us, we brought in the big guns to preview the season ahead and give you our take on the Maths Science that lies ahead. AND it's a thick one! Heath "Hair" Shaw joined us for his unique insight as well where we covered, where each team will likely end up, a Top 3 prediction as well as the Brownlow and Coleman and a few others inbetween. As a...

Whell, this takes shit talking to a whole new level. Gambling is not the only thing we encourage you to do responsibly! Get it in your ears...not your butts Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: Year Round Carnival Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends . Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Birds of a feather...Guest Friend Candice Wyatt hobbled on in with her life threatening foot injury today to waste some time talking about things like the Brownlow votes of Europe and Netflix form guides. Which naturally led us to talking Orgasm Cults. She gave us her take on why Journos do Journo things and the rest, well you'll just have to listen! Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Sama...

We thought we'd follow the masses and join the Jack Ginnivan chat, albiet a slightly different take. Of course we chatted through wildly inappropriate listener questions and Ralphy gave you some gold for this weeks Maths Science in Racing! Be Good or be good at itPodcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: Year Round Carnival Support us in the Merch store: Shop here...

A wonderful way to wrap up our week with legend Blue Bagger of the 90's Kouta! His passionate and incredible footy memory, ran us through what it was like to play at the iconic Carlton stronghold that was Princes Park and spoke of his love and shared admiration for iconic Carlton President, John "Jack" Elliot. He discusses how he wouldn't survive the training system these days, what it was like ge...

Well we started our day with an hour or so full of full belly laughs, and now you can too. Dermott Brereton came in for a chat about himself and many of his mates. From Alan Jeans to Michael Tuck, from Mick Malthouse to Jason Dunstall, possibly the only person who could get away with imitating Leigh Matthews and calling him Barney! Enjoy a chat about every thing from his glory days, ones that he i...

A quick part 2 that was recorded first. Enjoy Samantha's last ever list. Because her indecisiveness leads to her to be wildly unsuited to the task, regardless, she did it, its her opinion... or is it? Dane chats his new work life balance, we unpack the Super Bowl and we get to some Maths Science. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: Year Round Carnival Suppor...