How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out every week over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring GARETH REYNOLDS & DAVE ANTHONY, BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, KIRSTY WEBECK & JOSH EARL and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL. Head over to Patreon.com/HowT...

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, TOM BALLARD & DAVID QUIRK and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL.  Head over to Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything to sign up and keep getting fre...

I was in Adelaide doing shows and so I invited LLOYD LANGFORD around to chat about my rich history in the hotel I was staying in, Lloyd putting off an entire production with his room upgrade, short circuiting a hotel in Prague, giving out potentially life-threatening advice to a drunk comedian, auditioning for a reality show and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at...

This week I'm joined by GREG LARSEN and GEN FRICKER! We learn about Geggy's expertise in being horny in chat rooms, his lasting legacy at the ABC studios, some "hot goss" about Madeline McCann, me being forced to autograph a guitar at a music festival, and how to join Puppetry of the Penis. Fun! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a...

It's the return of NICK CAPPER and the debut of DAVE O'NEIL! We celebrate Capper's birthday in style by hearing about Dave driving to Newcastle in his bathers, his attempts to con his way into a job at The Age and bombing for a group of pub owners. Plus, Capper's insulted the late, great Robin Williams and in a first for the podcast: a guest "storms out" before the end. Spicy! How To Do Everything...

This week I'm joined by RAY O'LEARY and MEG JÄGER! Ray gets confronted about his status as Biggest Comedy Gossip, Meg's been grilled about her favourite comedians on a drive from Sydney to Brisbane, I've crashed a billy cart and a listener has had a painful memory brought up by last week's episode! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5...

MATT STEWART and SUREN JAYEMANNE join me this week for a mercifully brief chat about the difference between spearmint & peppermint before getting into the meaty topics of how to fall asleep anywhere, beating a member of the Wu Tang Clan at chess, respecting your elders, plus an all-time great concept for a dystopian sci-fi film. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/Ho...

BEV KILLICK has been crushing it in comedy clubs around Australia for decades, appearing in heaps of movies and TV shows along the way. She joins me this week to chat about meeting her husband while starting out in stand-up at the Espy, working in a theatre restaurant in Townsville, her friendship with a UFC champion and her legendary tales of public incontinence. Catch Bev this weekend at Comedy...

This week I'm joined by Perthonalities MIKE GOLDSTEIN and FRANKIE ROWSTHORN ! We figure out the etiquette of gossiping about other comedians, hear about Frankie and her dad on The Amazing Race, how to pretend that you're into muscle cars, living with a bunch of yucky boys and HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month an...

The host of Comedy Bang Bang and the co-creater / writer / director of Between Two Ferns, SCOTT AUKERMAN joins me TWICE this week! (sorta.) We break down the differences in the democratic process between our two countries, I share a troubling conversation about AI that I overheard, we nerd out over concert technology and I discover Scott's childhood artistic abilities which put him on the path to...

I'm up in Brisbane this weekend so I made time to catch up with EMMA HOLLAND and RHI DOWN! It's a VERY loose one this week as we chat about pregnancy, Emma's friendship with Lisa McCune, pretending to be a tour guide, starting fights at the park and heaps, heaps more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus m...

This week I'm joined by LUKA MULLER and ALEX WARD ! Luka busts me for having a stupid password on an old social media account, I've stayed in the world's oldest hotel, Wardy's been ripped off by a taxi driver and Luka tells us an absolute odyssey of a yarn about being driven around by a sweet older man in Vietnam. If you're in Queensland, come and see me and Josh this weekend, working on new mater...

This week I have the honour of being the catalyst for my good buddy KYLE KINANE having a full blown midlife crisis! Kyle is, for my money, one of the best comedians working right now so of course he has some thoughts on the state of the comedy landscape today. We also chat about smoking meth to get handiwork done, laughing at the worst parts of a comedy show, my recent arrival in a small town havi...

From Triple J, Bang On, Spicks & Specks, and her new podcast The Moment, MYF WARHURST joins me today! We get trivial about how to make the perfect platter for a dinner party, we get deep about how to be alone and love yourself, we unearth a cringe-inducing story about one of my earliest stand-up gigs and of course: we gush about our pets. Something for everyone! Check out Myf's new podcast The...

SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more! Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkca...

SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time. From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few select subcultures. Sorry! If you want to hear an exte...

She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host? We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to network with Bron's husband at a star-studded event, pu...

Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to figure out if there's any Amish people with ADHD....

Here's this month's tasting plate of bonus episodes, featuring: BEN RUSSELL, KIRSTY WEBECK, JOSH EARL, JORDAN BARR, URVI MAJUMDAR, BEN LOMAS & TIM HEWITT The full episodes that these clips are from are all available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by ACTUAL Italian SONIA DI IORIO to learn about doing stand-up in Italian, in Italy, and playing the flute for the Pope. We also chat about my recent fashion crimes, the logic behind anxiety dreams, and struggling to find birthday cards. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episod...

My very good pals JOSH EARL and BEN LOMAS join me this week to give me a fathers perspective on the atrocious parenting that I witnessed recently from a high-profile public figure, cruise ship comedian gossip, Josh being stroppy in Paris, and Lomas' previous career as a busboy. Josh and I are doing work in progress shows together in BRISBANE on OCTOBER 18 and CAIRNS on OCTOBER 19. How To Do Everyt...

I’m back from Vietnam and the trip has me wondering: am I a pessimist? Well thankfully my guest this week is the boundlessly optimistic KIRSTY WEBECK!  It’s a special ocean-themed episode as we chat about how far is too far to drive to the beach, snorkelling as an adolescent versus snorkelling as an adult, The horrors that are probably creeping and crawling around on the ocean floor, Kirsty’s...

As someone who grew up in a pub and loves a drink, CARL DONNELLY is the perfect guest to be joining me during one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had in my life. We chat about our countries mutual appreciation for absolutely sending it in a beer garden, as well as Carl thinking he was bald for many years before accidentally learning the truth, my disastrous visit to an African barber in London, C...

Another glimpse behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from episodes with Elouise Eftos & Ben Searle, Nikki Britton & Danielle Walker and Urvi Majumdar & Jordan Barr! These clips are all from hour-long episodes (split into two parts) that are available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Co-host of Big Natural Talents, LAUREN BONNER joins me this week! I've become obsessed with online Melbourne restaurant drama, we workshop the ideal way to get comfortable immediately after walking through the front door, we're both incredibly entitled when it comes to flying first class, and we hear all about Lauren having to learn to tango after being randomly cast in a shelved television show t...