How To Be Less Old Podcast

In this episode, Deanna and Emily unpack the term babygirl and try to decide which celebs are and are not babygirl. We dive into the TikTok trend morning shed, which includes mouth taping, face-masking and hair curling. Deanna admits she’s recently donned a sheet mask for sleep — and Emily’s daughter has been sleeping with heatless curlers in! Between the two, they are 4 products shy of a morning...

Emily rehashes her very humbling experience of ugly crying in front of teenagers at a high ropes course. Deanna shares about her experience in a 4DX theater to see the new Twister. Click on the TikTok to get a sense of the experience. Also, we dive into eyebrow blindness and learn that being eyebrow blind is only part of the battle for Emily. Emily used Google to learn the difference between an ey...

Deanna and Emily discuss the song of the summer that started as a 12 word TikTok. Also, we try and answer the befuddling question — do men with trust funds have jobs in finance? Dylan McKay sure didn’t! Deanna is moved to tears recounting the Kendrick Lamar Pop Out concert on 6/19 that neither she or Emily attended. Kendrick simultaneously threw an epic concert, brought west coast rap legends out...

After sliding into Deanna’s DMs, 59-year-old Kelly Mac from season 2 of Milf Manor joins Deanna and Emily to talk all things milf, dating and aging. Kelly gives a little behind the scenes look at what living in a manor with lots of Milfs, Dilfs and their sons is actually like — and how the concept of the show was only revealed to her AFTER she arrived! 😳 She shares how she found her footing as th...

Deanna and Emily discuss the phenomenon of “ The Idea of You, ” written by Robinne Lee, and the movie starring Anne Hathaway. We also discuss our feelings about Anne Hathaway and why her hair often plays its own part in her roles — and how the bangs are polarizing! Love em or leave em? Plus, we learn the term pebbling, and do a deeper dive into the terms sussy imposter and ocky wocky. AND, Emily l...

Deanna and Emily dive into the Drake / Kendrick feud by doing a live reading of Chet Hanks text reply to his dad Tom’s question: Big Main, can you explain the Drake / Kendrick Lamar feud to me? Also, Deanna admits to not knowing she’s been paying a monthly fee for Audible, or that she had several credits to use! But, she feels ambivalent about audiobooks! Also, Deanna and Emily share what they wou...

Hello! Today we’re talking about the alluring A.I. Met Gala photos, getting down and descriptive on the terms cap and sprinkle sprinkle, AND we’re not holding back on our unabashed love for smoothies. Deanna has recently started to try and recreate a smoothie she loves from Lassen’s which has MCT oil and Nuzest vanilla protein powder. And a coworker asked Emily if she has ever had the Erewhon Hail...

Deanna and Emily unpack the new meaning of the word bop. If you are currently using it to describe a catchy song we urge you to hold up, wait a minute! And listen on… We also take a hard lewk 👀 at the snoafer (a New Balanace love child of a sneaker and a loafer) and decide it is so terrible and we will probably be wearing them before years end. Will YOU? Plus, Deanna bravely calls herself out on...

Deanna and Emily discuss the 15-second video that created the TikTok Rizz Party sensation. These are no Ohio boys, yall! Plus, Oatzembic sounds like a fun play on words but as we unpack the ingredients of this oat/lime/water smoothie people are drinking to drop some lbs, we just can’t imagine! Also, call the rumor / gossip / cross-your-fingers-we-hope-it’s-forever-true POLICE because … Lenny Kravi...

Deanna and Emily dive into the meaning of Ohio, the hot off the press style broquette, and the one lewk that got away: the groutfit. Deanna admits she’s being influenced into potentially purchasing new handbags because the TikTok algorithm has sucked her in! Emily suggests she starts a layaway plan, like any good friend would! Have you been influenced into a recent purchase? Let us know WHAT in th...

We announce our three lovely winners who will receive an Omnilux Mini Eye Brightener - IS IT YOU? Plus, Emily has a lot of questions for Deanna about skin barriers, black eyeliner and double cleansing. AND, Deanna and Emily share about how JUST after they posted their Texas Hold Em TikTok Challenge the government voted to shut it down. I’m sure we’re all aware that it was NOT a coincidence. Erika...

It’s the CROSSOVER you’ve been waiting for… Deanna and Emily join Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa from Fixing Famous People to try and fix the endless fashion trend train that is Gen Z! Do you have trouble keeping up? US TOO! Subscribe to Fixing Famous People now! You can find Dominick Pupa at dommentary.com and Chris DeRosa at @thechrisderosa. Join Deanna and Emily on instagram: @deannamcheng @fre...

Deanna and Emily discuss the sensation that is ReesaTeesa and her must-do 52-part TikTok story about her ex husband, Deanna’s recent observations of the fashions on the streets of New York, oil pulling and the joys of Botox for TMJ. Is anyone out there oil pulling? Love to hear how it’s going for you! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to b...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.com On today’s podstack we reminisce about Karyn Bosnak ‘s Mob Wife week hair extensions, Deanna introduces us to a hot new band she was pitched at her power suit Grammy party, and Emily unpacks what terms are hot and what’s not. Plus, Deanna shares about a morning where she drove to Rancho Cucamonga to do the un...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.com Deanna and Emily discuss Mob Wife week! Prego! Our friends Jenn Lancaster and Karyn Bosnak at It's Always Something are doing the mob wife aesthetic with us this week. We hope you’ll grab your confidence and a fur coat and join us! We discuss the turnt comment section of Emily’s recent deep dive on Jacob Elor...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.com In today’s podstack we go deep on Emily’s new, burnt orange Stanley cup (deeper than she was prepared for), reflect on our past episode with Jo Koy (ft. the RompHim) and discuss the latest makeup influencer dramz between Mikayla and a gentleman named Matthew Stephens who has a tanning product called: Illusion...

In this episode we talk through our experience of learning our very first TikTok challenge. The highs, the lows, the sore knees, the fact that we lost 100% of our moves and had to started back at one after taking a single sip of water. We discuss the possibility of doing a larger scale Group Tok with HTBLO subscribers challenge in 2024. Sound off if that tickle yours fancy! During our discussion a...

On today’s podstack, Deanna and Emily discuss the pressure to create core memories over the holiday season and wonder if Kim Kardashian is to blame. They talk about Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God and question if they have the rizz to lead a cult of any sort. Emily reveals that she may be entering a vaginal “sling” area and would love to have the support of the HTBLO community. They wonder if...

This week on  How To Be Less Old as Deanna and Emily wonder how they lived so many years without maps on the phone and look at the dark side of internet trends like looksmaxxing. Emily grapples with having to use google to learn who the SNL musical guest is and has the stark realization that the sketches are no longer being written for her.  They also land on an appropriate age limit for crushing,...

Join How To Be Less Old as we take a stroll down memory lane. Deanna and Emily discuss lifelong-ick, stinky jeans and the dangers of dipping tobacco whilst riding a bus. They discuss how life as a teen would have been different if they had to deal with social media. Emily wonders if her time as a window clothing model would have been celebrated or moc… This is a public episode. If you'd like to di...

If you are not yet a paid subscriber please consider contributing to our self funded podcast! Deanna’s happy jeans! Recommended by stylist Sarah Nearis on the Bitch Sesh podcast. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.com In this episode: Deanna and Emily discuss nuance of the "beige flag", they attempt to get more clarity on "coded" and they delight in their newest term-find "delulu".

Welcome to our first official HTBLO podcast on the Substack platform! In this episode we will: * Review the current state of our own personal rizz. * Unpacked the Baby Gronk situation. * Wonder if aliens are running A.I. * Atempt to collapse the open tabs in your mind If you want to contribute to “Emily’s Brags” please brag about her in the comments below! This is a public episode. If you'd like t...

Thank you for making your way back to us! We are loving the Substack platform and we are excited to get back into your earholes. As always we would love to hear from you so if there is anything at all that you'd like us unpack we are standing by at attention, ready to serve! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtob...