How The West Was Fucked

Sutter finally strikes it rich. Let's see how fast he pisses it away. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Too bad you just can't find money laying around a riverbed. Gold, just free to take? Naw, sounds too good to be true. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #california'sgold

Ghost bears? Ghost dogs? Ghosts with no heads? Lost child ghosts? Beau is not afraid to shoot any of 'em. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #yellowstoneghoststories #delphinelalaurie #niccage #ghostbears #ghostdog

Sutter keeps the debts a' comin', keeps the near international incidents a' comin', keeps enslavin' the native population. Keeps on being a dick. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#sutterville#fortross#california'sgold How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

A real American hero. But he might have just as well have been Swiss, German, French, Russian or Mexican, whatever made 'em the most money. A drunk conman who happened to be in the right place at the right time multiple times. Also, he dressed like a circus clown. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#american...

Will De Long and crew ever make it back, the answer is most of 'em, but some in a pine box. Or an eyeball full of syphilis. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #delong

Well, the crew finally has to abandon ship. Will they make it to Siberia? Why am I asking you. You don't fucking know. You're a goddamned dummy, that's why you're listening to this. Sorry, I didn't mean it. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#siberia#wrangellisland#mammoths T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked...

Finally up in the Arctic, De Long and his men get trapped in the ice for more than a year. Hurry up with that global warming please! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #alaskahistory #wrangellisland #siberia #muppetgenitals

'Merica's first arctic attempt at the North Pole. Do they find Santa and the Coca-Cola bears and Yukon Cornelius? Do they find frostbite, scurvy and death? Tune in and find out. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Mabel grows up and sees more horrible shit. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Imagine being a kid in the Ol' West. Did you do it? Ok, fine, we will tell you the story of Mabel Barbie's adventures growing up in a mining town in 1890's Colorado. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

If yer wondering what nonstop talk 'bout movies would sound like, here's a preview. Also there be shirts fer ye nekked torso! How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Sorry for the delay, but when you speak of unions the mine boss will try to stop you somehow. Also wobblies in Everett and Chehalis. Enjoy. Or don't. Cattle Drive In podcast logo - Cattle Drive In - T-Shirt | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

We're gonna get all Commie and Pinko on you here. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

My heart was bad that day...so I brained a bunch of soldiers in the head with a hatchet. teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-fucked-podcast #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Things are getting spicy. Gall survives being a human pin cushion to stop Col. George A. Custer from surveying the Yellowstone river. Then it'll get even more spicy-er. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #gall #sittingbull #lakota #montanahistory #northdakotahistory...

Gall was Sitting Bull's most trusted lieutenant and war chief for the Hunkpapa Lakota. He was a leader of his own people at the end, surrendering to the US Gov't before his people starved in Canada before Sitting Bull came in. He was also a kick ass war chief not to be fucked with. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewe...

If your drunken posse won't get the job done, get farm kids to do it. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #manhunt #holeinthewallgang #picklesurprise

Harry's escape takes him from Salem to Seattle. Don't worry the posses are still just as drunk as before. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #wildbunch #manhunt #mancunt

One of the Pacific Northwest's famous manhunts for possible Wildbunch man. Make sure your posse is as drunk as possible. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildbunch #holeinthewallgang #washingtonhistory #oregonhistory #analroberts

The showman and the sureshot...manifest entertainment! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildwestshow #numbchucks #codywyoming

The show must go on, no matter how drunk the buffalo are. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #pighorsecamel #codywyoming #haunch

More than anyone else, Buffalo Bill helped create how people saw the Ol' West, even when it was the current west and they were living it at the time. And his star attraction was Annie Oakley, the sure shot. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #codywyoming #nedbuntline...

Baranov runs outta sea otters so he goes to Californy, kills em all there, then goes to Hawaii for sandalwood and spam, then dies of good weather. The end. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #hawaiihistory #alaskahistory #shaggs T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic https://www.patreon.com/howthewestwasfucked/

Baranov wants to kill all the sea otters but thanks to the Tlingit folk stopping him at Sitka, we do have some left. Thank your local Tlingit today. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #sitka #russia #seaotters #alaskahistory #icanseealaskafrommybackyard