How Not To Summon a Podcast

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they fight some triplets, talk about chess & find the man they have been looking for on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 14 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH...

Join The Summoning Boys this week as they meet Jimmy who's an average kid that no one understands. All his parents and Vicky always giving him commands. In his doom and gloom up in his room is destroyed instantly by some magic cross dressing tortoises who grant his every wish. Cause in reality they are Lee and Sheeny. So get ready to go to space, meet Big Mac and hear horrific tortoise noises in t...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they find some missing treasure, hunt down a maniac & enter the fighting pits on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 14 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6...

Join Jim And Grayson this week as they talk about Sports, Films and why they suck or are great and Music getting into politics in this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Ramble. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter- www.twitter.com/...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they go for a bath, judge how big there manhood really is & solve a mystery for a crime lord on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 13 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord...

Join Jim And Grayson this week as they talk about Car's, Wedding invites and Sports fans in this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Ramble. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter- www.twitter.com/ HowNotToSummon

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they head back to the starter town, fight a child & visit the home of the wolf on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 11 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6...

Join the Summoning Boys this week for a public apology for this episode. As the Summoning boys talk about Biscuits, Xhamster, and explain what Yu-Gi-Oh is? I have No Idea Sorry Listeners....Sorry. Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@hownottosummonapodcast On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter- www.twitter.com...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they Enact a plan, Talk about how a flat globe works & come face to face with another witcher on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 11 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discor...

Join The Summoning Boys this week as they go underground and think of how they will keep society going in their social experiments vaults. Join the infinite Jim cage ,Sheeny's Vault 69 and Grayson's survival sim Vault. As they ask the important question of What Kind Of Fallout Vault Would You Have? Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@hownottosummonapodcast On our Facebook page-...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they Collect a new sword, Scout out a keep & disturb a man having a coffee on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 10 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On...

Join Jim Archie and Gemma again as they carry on the rager this week where they are making their way to the dance floor going out getting a Kebab after and questioning their life choices as they wait for the taxi home. Where they ask the important questions of What Fictional Friends Would You Take On A Rager Pt 2? Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@hownottosummonapodcast On ou...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they meet a worried bard, scare up a bargain & cue up a DIY montage on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 9 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter-...

Join Jim back with Gemma and Archie as they bring up the Fictional Characters they would take on a mental night out drinking. So stand by as we bring out Billy Butcher ,Professor McGonagall and Gandalf as they wonder how this madness will unfold and ask the important questions of What Fictional Friends would you take on a rager? Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@hownottosummo...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they plot to kill a king, steal some dumplings & organise a meeting on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 8 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter-...

Join Jim, Gemma and Archie again this week as they try to survive still in their workplace and they ask the important questions of. How long before Jim goes feral? Would keeping the young men be a good idea? Would Jim be able to carry on the podcast in a one man show? we ask all this and more in Pt 2 of How Would You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse From Your Work. Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube...

Join Velimir & Dimdish as they set up a Godling grift, meet a dream weaver & sword fight nobles on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 7 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitte...

Join Jim, Gemma and Archie as they Step in for the Missing Summoning Boys this week as we get the warning that the Zombies have taken over and what's worse is were stuck at work. So we ask the important questions of who would you eat in your work? How snacky can you be in an apocalypse? How many men is too many men for the end of the world for your apocalypse. Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube...

Join Velimir, Dimdish and Ren as they Deal with grief, enter a familiar shop & talk about investments on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 6 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twit...

Join The Summoning Boys this week for Pt 2 where we wonder, How thick are those Wakanda cables? Is Fat Thor the superior Thor? and is there anything Sheeny would say no to? we ask all this and more in this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Scenario, Which Avenger Would make the Best Lover Pt2. Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@hownottosummonapodcast On our Facebook page- w...

Join Velimir, Dimdish and Ren as they run into the law, hunt a were-cat & say goodbye on this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 5 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH4b5jb6 On Twitter- www.twitter...

Join The Summoning Boys this week as they ask the important questions like, Should Sheeny get a Iron Man Suit? Is Jim's Hulk Diving Right or wrong and what is going in round? How much does Lee love Captain America? We ask all this and more in this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Scenario, Which Avenger Would Make The Best Lover Pt 1. Join The Summoning Boys : On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@how...

Join Velimir, Dimdish and Ren as they talk about a greased up guy, get close by a fire & split up for the first time On this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 4 S2 the search for Ciri. P.S Apologies for the static in parts of the episode, we have corrected this fault and it wont happen again!  Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummon...

Join The Summoning Boys this week as they Go back to the Arcade's and find out How many places can Grayson be inappropriate in. Work out why Tetris is such a Hazardous game and why Sheeny would be the worst thing for the Super Mario World. We ask all this and more in this weeks episode of How Not Summon A Scenario, What classic arcade game would you want to be in? On YouTube - www.youtube.com/@how...

Join Velimir, Dimdish and Ren as they destroy a marriage, Hunt down a murderer & come face to face with a monster   On this weeks episode of How Not To Summon A Dungeon Master - Episode 3 S2 the search for Ciri. Join The Summoning Boys : On our Podbean website - https://hownottosummonapodcast.podbean.com On our Facebook page- www.facebook.com/HowNotToSummon On Discord - https://discord.gg/MsaH...