How Not To Sail Podcast

In this episode, I try to stay upright on a paddleboard and get some peace…but I run into a familiar obstacle. Take the survey here: HowNotToSail.com/survey Produced by: Bradford Rogers Voiceover: Bradford Rogers Mixed by: Maxi Frini (MaxiFrini.com) Music What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez MusicVine: Circles of Life - Adi Goldstein...

A week in the blazing sun. A thousand dollars worth of materials, some of which may or may not be the right stuff for the job. What could possibly go wrong?  Edited by: Bradford Rogers Voiceover: Bradford Rogers Mixed by: Maxi Frini This episode contains music and SFX from the below. (All other music, SFX, location sound, etc., by Bradford Rogers for Worldsongs Media. ©2019, 2020 and/or 2021 World...

I answer your questions!

Check out my convo with HowNotToSailer Barry Walton, director and one of the stars of the sailing documentary Reaching Reality. Not subscribed to the podcast yet? Click HERE to get every episode automatically delivered to whatever gadget you use.

In this episode, I get to take my recently-discovered brother sailing, and uncover some more How Not To Sail tips…

This first episode of Season Two is about a rather dirty topic. Listener Survey Help make How Not To Sail better in just a few minutes! Take the survey at: HowNotToSail.com/survey Get The Book Get How Not To Sail (the book) at HowNotToSail.com/book Get The Free How Not To Sail Newsletter Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email Musi...

Here are some of the stories and How Not To Sail moments from Bob Bitchin, Fuel Dock Debbie, and Eric Stone you *didn't* hear in Season One...!

The best bits from the party! More suitable than the YouTube version for using during activities like driving or bathing a cat.

In the FINAL episode of Season One, I visit with Eric Stone.

Kinda self-explanatory, no? Don't forget to RSVP to the end-of-season party at: HowNotToSail.com/party

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After a month and 700-mile round trip, it's about time to put Jacie Sails back into her slip.

In this episode we come full circle. (You'll hear what I mean if you've heard the previous episodes...)

In this episode, I do a couple of stupid things. Try not to act surprised.

In this episode, I finally head back toward my home port, meet some "old friends" (I didn't say they were human!), and am stubbornly persistent as usual. Hopefully that works out okay. Check out the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/15 for photos, a map, a little bit about the particular bosun's whistle model I found (that actually works)...and lord knows what else...

Ah...back in Marathon with a frosty beverage in hand. But is there trouble in paradise?

After coming to grips with the new reality of things, I start the 350-mile journey back toward Marathon, and "home." (And I probably should learn how certain things work on the boat. Just sayin'.)

In the aftermath of a major setback, I learn that you have to go with the current. (Produced aboard Jacie Sails during the COVID-19 pandemic.)

The Admiral and I finally make it to the boat show in Miami...and a shocking development.

In this bonus episode, I answer your questions! 

Wherein I point the boat toward downtown Miami at last! (Plus info on the How Not To Sail book giveaway!)

FINALLY, I sail east from Marathon toward Key Biscayne, Miami and the Miami Boat Show, stopping at Rodriguez Key near Key Largo, getting rained on, scraping through some shallow water, and having the usual misadventures.

I tracked down Fuel Dock Debbie, and here's the phone call... (Also, an update on the How Not To Sail book giveaway.)

In my quest to learn more about this "Trop Rock" music that all the boaters seem to love, I talk to Eric Stone, Mike Nash, and Brian Watson from SV Another Road.

In this episode, we find out what happened under the bridge, and meet a new interesting character.