How Not To Get A Boyfriend

This week, we’ve only gone and got Cat Cohen on the pod! Actual Cat Cohen! Cat is a comedian, actress, and iconic singer. But don’t tell Alex about Cat’s boyfriend, lest she bans her from the pod! The girls talk about threesome dating apps, vagina, love island, sex with scaffolders, and game of thrones roleplay. You better press play, this one’s going down in the history books x If you’re a man wh...

Christ alive, we’re running on fumes this week because Alex’s complimentary hinge premium has run out! Not that she needs it of course - dates are coming in thick and fast and this week’s is promising. Rosé, great chat, and a guy that buys vapes in bulk. Sounds perfect! Get listening and let’s see how it pans out x If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Ale...

This week, Alex rekindles a 5 year love affair with a sexy man after noticing he’s ripped. Sound like an opportunity to go to that treehouse restaurant from TikTok. Following mild concussion and a chat about baby names, will they book in date 6 for 2024? If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Brad...

Only Alex could drag out the Bank Holiday for 8 days and still rock up to work on time each day. Private members clubs, meals she can’t afford, The Cheeky Girls, and the classic 4am text of “you up?”. This episode has it all. If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love...

Following a renewing stint in Italy, Alex decided to ease herself back into London life with a night in Infernos. Once she got back to work, it didn’t take long for a customer to notice her Tuscan glow and invite her on a date. What time does she get off? Let’s find out! If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clap...

We’ve got a double bill! Alex is back and dating harder than ever for our pleasure. Date 1 sees Alex date a run of the mill sexy man after a long shift at her new retail job. Will she try before she buys? Date 2 features Alex going for a first date straight after BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH. Don’t expect many specifics, she can’t remember a damn thing. If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you...

This week, Alex is welcoming the iconic Maxine Heron as her first guest to the pod. Maxine is a model, public speaker, and marketing manager and is ready to spill about how she dates. Fancy hearing how famous girls get men? Alex and Maxine have got you covered, If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carr...

This week, Alex is throwing caution to the wind and going out for dinner on a first date! Sexy restaurant, prime Soho location, sexy man who loves Alex’s chat. It’s set to be a stunning date. But unlike the cooked fennel, will this man grow on Alex? Will he look past Alex’s red flags? You’ll have to listen and find out! If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date wit...

You’ll be glad to know that Alex saw her 27th in with a nice juicy Clapham kebab with a side of man. A man called HUNTER! ICONIC!  To honour her birthday, Alex is sharing her list of 27 pieces of advice and etiquette that she’s curated over her life. Strap in, and for gods sake have a pen to hand!  If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Foll...

This week, Alex is a penniless destitute. Having moved back home for a few weeks whilst her London flat gets a refurb, she’s spending her days lolloping around the local service station. Of course we wouldn’t be bringing you a pod without a valid date! Long story short, Alex subbed dry shampoo for baking powder, secured a date who’d foot the bill, and still had a very lovely time.  If you’re...

It’s a double bill! Date 1 is fresh from field (sp?) and fittingly they met in The Goat in Clapham. He’s a big boy in finance, she’s in all black with a tartan puffer jacket. Will the Green flags deliver? Date 2 takes the form of a blue haired Harry Styles wannabe who was running late due to having a daal in the oven. He’s on Grindr, has queer friends, will he be the bi guy of Alex’s dreams? Surel...

Happy New Year girls, gays, and theys! This week, Alex is on a new year health kick. And by the way, it’s called hot yoga because the guys take their tops off! Alex is also going to be reeling off what she’s manifesting for herself this year. It’s a sort of hot girl resolution list containing totally sane goals such as moving to LA, small dogs, and “only binge drinking”… If you’re a man who lives...

It’s official, Naa’vi are hot and their perfect bodies have put our girl in heat for Christmas. James Cameron, let’s make the first trans Avatar happen. In lieu of a real date this week, Alex is taking a break and instead roasting deranged dating profiles. How many times can Alex relate literally any sentence back to the Avatar universe? Let’s find out! If you’re a man who lives in London, statist...

This week, Alex is putting some software engineers on blast! No, they haven’t rejected her, but their pathetic UI design efforts are really causing a struggle for our dating efforts. Our girl never gives up though, and she bagged herself a date on a boat on the real river Thames! He’s gorgeous, but will she go back to his hotel for free wine? You know the answer. If you’re a man who lives in Londo...

This week, Alex is ordering boys from a distant land slightly further afield than her regular stomping ground. Legally, there’s better matches in Clapham so we can forgive him. Alex also went on another first date, but the less said about that one, the better. If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carri...

It finally happened! Alex was cockblocked by the pod and she’s fuming! Naturally, she had a contingency plan and still managed to wangle a date with a man who knows where to get wine for 60p. Next she found time to squeeze in a date with a proper Aussie hunk. He called her a ripper, a goose, and gorgeous. Believe it or not, all three of those three things are compliments. If you’re a man who lives...

What smokes rollies and has a leather jacket from All Saints? That’s right! A south London boy! This week, Alex descends on Camberwell for an Aperol Spritz and she finally meets a man who works in crypto. Not only that but she’s got with his business partner. If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie...

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love. This week, our Lost Mary finds her way into a self serve wine bar. To make matters worse, she’s off carbs and extremely easy. This can’t end well. Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter. Produced by Jack Elliott Cover a...

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love. Alex has managed the impossible, she’s found a straight man with great chat over WhatsApp. This week, things are looking up. She gets a snog on arrival and the bouncer thinks she’s the most beautiful woman in the venue! But...

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love. In Episode 3, things started well. He's Gorgeous and the chat is flowing. It's giving the boyfriend experience. Little did our Alex know that this man has his surname sown into his undies. Run for the hills luv! Follow @alex...

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love. Episode 2 tells the tale of tortured posh boys, why Clapham is home to the Disneyland of South London and why eating on a date should be ILLEGAL. This is how not to get a boyfriend. Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitte...

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.  Episode 1 tells the tale of strawberry daquiris, being “obsessed” with Germany and just what the hell is an eco-cocktail bar. This is how not to get a boyfriend.  Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter. ...