How I Met Your Monster

We're booking a room at the Bates Motel with creators of the brand new film The Welder! Zach and Danny meet with writer/director David Liz and producer Javier Palacios of the new film The Welder, and chat about filmmaking, Norman Bates, Alfred Hitchcock, and more! The Welder is available to stream on February 24, 2023! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heat...

We're stirring the pot... of echoes... with the underrated 1999 film Stir of Echoes starring Kevin Bacon.  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Looking for How...

In our second installment of our ghost story series, we're all taking jobs as caretaker at The Overlook. We cover Stephen King's (and Stanley Kubrick's) The Shining! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes...

We're kicking off the new year with Guillermo del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK! The first of three ghost stories headed your way. We also dive into the Evil Dead Rise trailer! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episode...

Stay in the Christmas spirit for just a bit longer as we FINALLY cover the best Christmas zombie musical ever made - ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! How...

What better way to celebrate our 69th episode than with the horniest (and grossest) horror movie out there - SOCIETY. In this mini episode, we recap our live-stream of Society, as well as give our first reactions to the newly released Scream VI teaser trailer! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster,...

Say cheese! We're meeting the monster in Parker Finn's feature directorial debut, SMILE! CONTENT WARNING: This episode does contain discussions of trauma and suicide. Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episode...

If you see black balloons, just walk away. We're meeting The Grabber from the 2022 film The Black Phone.  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Looking for How...

It's Halloween and we're going trick-r-treating in Haddonfield this year! The saga may have ended, but Michael Myers can always be introduced to you every year in this 1978 classic! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to u...

NO HOLDS BARRED, WINNER TAKE ALL! Who will be crowned the ultimate ruler of the Labyrinth? It's the match of the century as the original Cenobites go head-to-head with the Cenobites of 2022! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get ac...

So many monsters, so little time. We learn all about the baker's dozen of ghosts from the 2001 film Thirteen Ghosts! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH TICKLED Documentary Film - TRAILER Watch this TERRIFYING short film from director Remi Weekes - Tickle Monster For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign...

Heads will roll as we journey to Sleepy Hollow to meet the Headless Horseman! We dive into the 1999 Tim Burton moody classic! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster....

You know the story of the babysitter who received a phone call from inside the house? That actually happened to my cousin's best friend. We chat urban legends in our first episode of spooky season!  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'l...

We meet Pearl in what some might call the horniest horror movie in recent memory. Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Looking for How I Met Your Monster merch...

The Predator lands on Earth for the first time and we're here to greet him. This week we follow Naru on her journey of survival against the master hunter. Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool g...

Roll over, Cujo! Stephen King's tale of a good dog gone bad packs more of an emotional impact than one might think. We're headed back to Castle Rock for Cujo! Listen to our Dead Zone episode here !  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'l...

We're headed to NYC with everyone's favorite Crystal Lake camper, and we're bringing along the incredible filmmaking duo The Barber Bros! Matthew Barber: @MBarberFilm Nathaniel Barber: @Nathan_Barber_Film Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter!...

We meet The Fisherman from the 1997 teen slasher "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Plus discussions about Kevin Williamson, the Jaws franchise, and Anne Heche's note writing logic. Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to u...

We're headed back to camp for The Final Girls!  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Looking for How I Met Your Monster merch? Click here to check out the stor...

We just returned from a few weeks at sleepaway camp, where we met a ton of monsters. So gather 'round the campfire and listen to how the lifespan of Camp Arawak became shorter than its counselor's shorts.  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter...

Could Tremors be another perfect horror movie? Zach thinks so. We talk graboids this week, specifically their attack on the town of Perfection. And it's 14 residents... Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episo...

This week we hop over to Hulu to check out their original movie Fresh! Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Looking for How I Met Your Monster merch? Click her...

We're headed back to the 1950's for the underrated horror noir Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke and Robert DeNiro!  Check out Danny and Zach's short film starring A Nightmare On Elm Street's Heather Langenkamp! COTTONMOUTH For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMonster.com Look...

This week we meet a couple of monsters who invite us to participate in their... funny games... Zach and Casey discuss the surreal 2007 remake of Funny Games from director Michael Haneke, starring Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, and Michael Pitt. For more How I Met Your Monster, visit us on our website and sign up for our newsletter! You'll get access to upcoming episodes and cool giveaways! HowIMetYourMons...

Annie Wilkes reigns as one of the best monsters in horror history and there's good reason for that. This week we cover the absolute masterpiece that is Rob Reiner's adaptation of the Stephen King classic, Misery. Check out some amazing filmmaking videos from David S Sandberg! https://www.youtube.com/sandberganimation Watch a customer lose her mind over Paul Sheldon at Barnes & Noble! (This was act...