How Do We Human?

After talking about malls last episode, this week hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox go to the Burbank Town Center mall and recap their experience. Plus, Chris dropped a fat seal, Evan befriends a trio of teenage goofballs, and they both take a quiz to see if they would survive a fantasy adventure.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss awkward and uncomfortable moments in shopping malls. Plus, Chris feels discouraged from taking a Trader Joe's sample, Evan wants dogs to save the economy, and they both take a trip to the mysterious Forbidden Mall.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about procrastination and whether or not they've already done this episode. Plus, Evan got Goop'd, Chris might have driven behind Jude Law, and they both take a quiz surrounding the Mandela Effect.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of sharing movies, memes, and more with other people, and the fear of whether or not they'll like them too. Plus, Chris skipped King Charles' Coronation, Evan had a wardrobe malfunction, and they both try to guess the biggest stand-up comedians from 20 years ago.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness of being in the dark, both literally and metaphorically. Plus, Evan hears his Manchurian Candidate trigger phrase, Chris wants a movie based on the mobile game Dadish, and they both try to remember Vin Diesel movies.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox share awkward stories about doors, pants, and repairs -- because how can you talk about one without talking about the other two?? Plus, Chris receives an urgent Instagram DM, Evan gets fooled by churches, and they both discuss the legacy of Carpool Karaoke.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward bad habits and how to break them. Plus, Evan feels obligated to include Hobgoblin in his sentences, Chris turns a family dinner into a Saw trap, and they both try to guess all of the lyrics to Ed Sheeran's song "Bad Habits".

Indecisive hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox take a quiz to discover what food they should order for dinner live on mic. Will they get old favorites, or have to try something new? Plus, Chris has a birthday subscription service, Evan wishes more people loved the Hobgoblin, and they both wonder which of Santa's reindeer is the fastest. Find out what you should eat here:  https://www.proprofs.com/qui...

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss awkward travel moments and the states and countries they've visited. Plus, Evan can't find Spider-Man, Chris has trouble closing a door, and they both learn how Yoda sounds in other countries.  

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of both teaching and being taught. Plus, Chris solved a charity mystery, Evan wrote a piece of music for Comedy Bang Bang, and they both try to figure out if they're smarter than a fifth grader.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning talk about ChatGPT and other AI: artificial intelligence (but not the movie) and its ever growing presence. Plus, Evan turns into Super Mario when he eats hot wings, Chris gets mistaken for an equestrian instructor, and they both don't trust mobile grocery pick-up orders.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox record in person to talk about advertisements, commercials, promos, and the like. Plus, they try to record an ad for this very podcast. But wait there's more! Chris was the Angela Bassett of his high school, Evan is bad with time, and they're both cranky old men who hate QR codes.

Sorry! Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning hate to bother you, but they have an episode talking about the awkwardness of giving and receiving apologies. Plus, Evan was yelled at by an old lady, Chris gets a wrong number text mid-episode, and they both find their celebrity doppelganger.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness that comes with the fear of missing out, or FOMO. Plus, Chris possibly maybe kind of edited something for a panel at SXSW 2023, Evan congratulates Jeffrey Dahmer on going viral, and they both take a Green Book trivia quiz even though they've never seen the movie.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness of being famous, as well as answer all of your burning Oscar questions. Who will win Best Picture? Who will get slapped? Who will be referred to as "wickedly talented"? Plus, Evan debuts a new character, Chris feels challenged by the Red Cross, and they both advocate for a military draft to host Saturday Night Live.

Hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkwardness of packages and packaging. Plus, Chris receives a mysterious text, Evan remembers the moment he learned bananas have potassium, and they both take a quiz about love and animals.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning celebrate Presidents Day by discussing the awkwardness of taking leadership or working under poor leadership. Plus, Evan has a mysterious coin, Chris plans to rewrite Seabiscuit, and they take a quiz to see if they can remember all of the US presidents. The episode of Off-Book Chris is referring to:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivf58k53nu0

To celebrate their 200th episode, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox take a career assessment quiz that's supposed to take half an hour, but takes them much longer. Plus, Chris has a strategy to get paid to play video games, Evan is scared of lasers, and they both realize they'd be good donut partners.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning recap their recent double date and discuss the awkwardness of bowling. Plus, Evan works out eating Skittles, Chris wonders if he says fiancé enough, and they both realize their meme knowledge is out of date.  

Writer, tax preparer, and cohost of The Big Bang Theory Theory podcast Kyle Amann (@kamateur89) joins Chris Binning and Evan Cox to discuss the awkwardness that can arise during tax season. Plus, Kyle reveals the best pick-up line he's ever heard, Chris brainstorms slogans, and Evan nicknames his deadline.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the pros and cons of road trips. Plus, Evan had a sad Taco Bell order, Chris got engaged, and they both have become cranky old men upset at technological advancements.  

From horniness in the workplace to toxic online comment sections, hosts Chris Binning and Evan Cox discuss the awkward inappropriate conversations they've been a part of. Plus, a raccoon filled Chris with joy, Evan felt un-zen in a bookstore, and they both wonder if meteorologists do their own research.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkwardness they feel meeting and spending time with other people's families. Plus, Evan acted like a vampire in front of his girlfriend's father, Chris went to a casino for Christmas, and they both wonder where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Hosts Evan Cox and Chris Binning discuss the awkward future that awaits us all in the new year and beyond. Plus, Evan speaks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chris wants to smell like McDonald's, and they both guess the names of each other's grandparents.