Houtopia Football Podcast

Sean Pendergast and John McClain break down the viral video of Mattress Mack taking up for Houston in the lion's den that is Philly. They give a "PREGAME SIX PACK" on Texans-Eagles, and play some "Fo'Real or Fugazi?" DOWNLOAD and SHARE!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcas...

Will trading Cooks be an off-season priority? If the Astros lose is it the biggest choke job in team history? Do Gisele Bundchen and Pete Davidson make a cute couple?  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean and John go through the storylines for Thursday Night Football. Is the battle red helmet the biggest story? Is this where we are at? Also, is Brandin Cooks a total fraud?  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean and John break down the viral video of Mack shouting down rude Philly fans and predict the uptick in business Mack will now get. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Faraz & Zach discuss the latest injury news as it impacts Week 9, including Keenan Allen, Jonathan Taylor, D'Andre Swift and Cordarrelle Patterson. They also preview Eagles vs. Texans on Thursday Night Football. Subscribe to Upper Hand Fantasy Check out Faraz's full weekly rankings and get more access to answer all of your fantasy football questions on our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Upp...

Faraz & Zach continue their discussion on some buys & sells going into Week 9, including Dameon Pierce, Jonathan Taylor, Travis Etienne and Tee Higgins. Subscribe to Upper Hand Fantasy Check out Faraz's full weekly rankings and get more access to answer all of your fantasy football questions on our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Upperhandfantasy Make sure to check out Underdog's Pick'Ems fo...

Sean Pendergast and John McClain dive into the mailbag to answer your questions about the train wreck that is the 2022 Houston Texans. It seems as though many of you want a LOT of people fired. Sean and John address that, the AFC South QB pecking order, and the current odds for Rookie, Coach, and Comeback Player of the Year! DOWNLOAD and SHARE!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy pr...

Sean Pendergast and John McClain break down one of the most pathetic performances in Texans history with great gusto and anger! Also, the World Series gets the "FOUR STOCK UP, FOUR STOCK DOWN" treatment. Finally, John tells the story of how him being a 6th grade playground thug led to his award winning writing career! DOWNLOAD and SHARE! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices...

Sean and John praise Altuve and Framber, and wonder when the Cy Young version of Verlander walks through that door. Also, why would anyone ever want to drink a beer with A-ROD?  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean and John lay out the worst performance of this (or possibly ANY) season by the Texans. is it time to bench davis Mills and fire Pep Hamilton? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Benched quarterback storylines, the possible death of the Green Bay Packers, and who is the best player in the 2022 World Series? Also, a spirited thrashing of candy corn and Halloween candy power rankings, not to mention John laying out how giving up smoking led to a candy addiction in 1988! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-polic...

Derrick Henry is a beast, Dameon Pierce ain't so bad himself, and can the Texans give the Titans the same kind of trouble they did back in 2021?  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean and John preview the 2022 World Series, look at what the Achilles heel could be for the Astros, and make their predictions.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean Pendergast and John McClain preview the World Series, by looking at what could go wrong for the heavily favored Astros. Also, the preview Titans-Texans with a "PREGAME SIX PACK," and finally hash out several important topics, including CANDY CORN in a rousing session of "Fo' Real or Fugazi?" DOWNLOAD, SUBSCRIBE, and tella friend!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vi...

Sean Pendergast and the HOFer John McClain dive into the mailbag to answer the important questions, such as -- Is Brandin Cooks on the move at the trade deadline? Have the Texans stumbled into a Rex Burkhead replacement? Which three New York Yankees are we most thankful for? AND MORE! DOWNLOAD and SHARE! THANK YOU!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.aud...

Matt and James whip-around the NFL injury list as many offensive weapons went down in week 7. They begin in Los Angeles where the Chargers lost both Mike Williams and J.C. Jackson on Sunday and seem to have the injury bug once again this season. Should Brandin Cooks be a target at the deadline for LA? They then discuss the injury to David Njoku in Cleveland and DK Metcalf in Seattle and what they...

Sean Pendergast and John McClain break down the Astros' sweep of the Yankees, and give you "FOUR STOCKS UP" and "FOUR STOCKS DOWN" in the Texans' 38=20 loss to the Raiders in Las Vegas on Sunday. DOWNLOAD and SHARE!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Sean and John break down the sweep of the Yankees, what Pena's run to ALCS MVP means, and the thing that worries them the most about this upcoming matchup with the Phillies.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean and John praise, as usual, the MAN, DAMEON PIERCE, and wonder if the OGUNBOWALE ERA is here as Pierce's backup. Also, the Texans' run defense, as stocks go, is basically a phony stock being sold by some schyster over the phone. IT'S BAD!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://...

The guys discuss how wide open the AFC South has been this year, lots of love for Kenneth Walker III, if Atlanta can still be undefeated...against the spread, and more! Subscribe to 1st & Pod! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Faraz & Zach discuss Dameon Pierce in Week 7 and why all the signs point to him continuing to get the rock and put up points for your fantasy team. Subscribe to Upper Hand Fantasy! Check out Faraz's full weekly rankings and get more access to answer all of your fantasy football questions on our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Upperhandfantasy Make sure to check out Underdog's Pick'Ems for ev...

Brandon Aiyuk once again proved on Sunday that he is a menace agains zone coverage, cooking the Falcons defense in a losing effort. Meanwhile, Nico Collins is showing flashes himself that prove he could still become a legitimate number one receiver. Tune in! Matt Harmon and James Koh whip around the NFL and cover the position they know best: Wide receivers. Using the data from Harmon's exclusive R...

The 1-3-1 Texans face the 1-4 Raiders, so Sean and John give a key to the game, and Sean gives one that is so good, McClain steals it as a column idea!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom Brady checked out? Kliff Kingsbury stealing money? Bailey Zappe making Mac Jones the next Wally Pipp? It's the latest "Fo' Real or Fugazi?" session. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sean gives high praise to Kansas City on his Bills-Chiefs trip, and John responds with a story of peeing next to Marty Schottenheimer.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices