Clare and Aileen Houston

Houstons, We Have a Problem

Comedy EN ↓ 104 episodes

Meet Aileen and Clare, the two sisters with absolutely nothing in common. Join them each week as they discuss just how different they are and how they help each other navigate life’s up and downs, from two opposite perspectives. One is married with children, the other is single and childfree and together they talk about an array of topics, from Motherhood and timekeeping to on-line dating and procrastination. Through all life’s issues, they try to find the funny side because… if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry!

Author

Clare and Aileen Houston

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 5, 2026

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Episodes

There's a breadboard for every frying pan 23.02.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss Tindering, Parenting and Rom-coms. And they finally admit that they just couldn't be arsed with Social Media. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: Th...

What happens when we have no chocolate 16.02.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss Clare being back on Tinder and how Aileen loses the run of herself when Clare so much as texts a fella! They also discuss the Oscar winning Romantic Comedy yet to be made, "The Boyfriend Maker" and Clare describes the opening scene for everyone. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on...

The Boyfriend Maker 09.02.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss all things romantic. They talk about their own personal Valentine's Day experiences....some nice, some creepy. They also talk about romantic comedies and come up with their very own Million Dollar Idea for a new rom-com. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveapro...

6 months of podcasting 02.02.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week in a bit of a random episode, they discuss how they feel too old to "out out" any more, Aileen's dream job of being a hotel inspector, and their favorite books. They also set themselves a new challenge for the year Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Ar...

It's been a week 26.01.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week in what becomes a bit of a therapy session for Clare. And play our new drinking game where you take a shot every time Aileen mentions she worked last night or forgets what she was saying...you'll be drunk in 10 minutes   * Apologies for the dogs in the background...they were having some FOMO so had to join us for the recording Send us a text Please feel free to...

Dance like no one's watching 19.01.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss Blue Monday and what they do to cheer themselves up. They also discuss they overwhelming response and support for Aileen shitting her pants and how they need to get Aileen into some slogan t-shirts. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the am...

Happy 2024 - I Shat My Pants 12.01.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about how Aileen  had "The Bug", how angry cleaning is the best and Clare's love of a time lapse video Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: Th...

My Cat is George Clooney 05.01.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they recap their Christmas and check in how Aileen of 2024. they also discuss their pets and just how differently they treat them Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer:...

New Years resolutions 29.12.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they look back over 2023 and how much starting the podcast has done for them. They also make some resolutions for the new year and apparently 2024 Aileen is going to be Amazing...watch this space. They also take this opportunity to thank everyone who has listened and been apart of the journey for the last 21 weeks and to let people know what to expect in the New...

Christmas Special: We Can't Put This In The Podcast 22.12.2023

Join us this week for our Christmas Special which is made up of outtakes, bloopers, never before heard snippets and some of our favorite funny bits. And of course there is some singing in there as well. We hope everyone has a great Christmas and enjoys the holiday season and we can't wait to be back in the New Year Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhousto...

Make Christmas great again 15.12.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about the things they love about Christmas. They reminisce about their favorite toys from Santa and Clare relives her traumatic experience of being in the school play Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music...

The 12 Stresses of Christmas 08.12.2023

*trigger warning for this episode. This week we will be discussing Christmas and the expense so maybe don't listen when children are present Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about Clare's big  breakthrough in therapy and just how expensive and stressful the most wonderful time of the year can be Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@...

Jeff Bezos pissed me off this week 01.12.2023

Join Aileen and Clare as they talk about Aileen being out and about and Clare's biggest fear...AI  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, information or opinions expressed in this podcast...

Sexy Eyes 24.11.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they decide to discuss the topic of THE MENOPAUSE! They go through the symptoms list and check off how many they have and feel a little bit relieved that they're not crazy...they maybe menopausal  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly ta...

No man is an island...Except Aileen 17.11.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they delve a bit deeper into why Aileen has been "Having a Week" the last few weeks and how Clare scared the crap out of everyone while sleeping Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini...

When Do We Start Wearing "Old People Clothes"? 10.11.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they jump into Christmas, and discuss they're favorite movies and books and who they aim to be when they are older Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views,...

Everybody's Friend 03.11.2023

This week join Aileen and Clare as they check in on their self care, and just how good Clare is to herself. And when discussing Matthew Perry's sudden death the girls get chatting about "Friends" and other TV shows they watched growing up Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by...

Halloween Special 31.10.2023

Join Aileen and Clare for this very special Halloween episode. In September 1938 a tragedy occurred in a stately home near to where Aileen and Clare grew up. And since they were little girls they have been fascinated by the story, The House and the mystery that surrounds it. So, they decided to find out more. They went straight to the man whose name kept coming up when researching the story...the...

What are we going to talk about? 27.10.2023

This weeks episode is a result of sleep deprivation and cold medicine. Join Aileen and Clare as they talk about the Halloween episode, covid, on-line dating and travel...and they were worried they would have nothing to talk about! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented...

Our podcasts a Tween 20.10.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss having a tween and the struggles that comes with that and how its time to start putting yourself first Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, inf...

Very Superstitious 13.10.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they celebrate Friday the 13th talking about Superstitions!  And Aileen tries to chicken out as "Sinister" movie night approaches. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay D...

250 meters is close enough when you've got binoculars 06.10.2023

**Trigger warning: This episode discusses the topic of addiction Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss Clare's love of Pedro Pascal and delve a little into her past. And find out if Aileen has finally given up the idea of being a goat herder in Greece If you have been affected by anything discussed in this weeks episode here are some links to support groups available: IRELAND: AA -...

The moon is in the microwave 29.09.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about their charity shop haul, how Aileen is having one of those weeks and Clare cant wait for Spooky Season to begin  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: T...

What would Arnold do? 22.09.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as Aileen regales Clare with her newest "fad", and Clare becomes convinced that Aileen will either start a cult or be in one Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer...

Storm in a teacup 15.09.2023

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about how Clare has over-procrastinated and just cant. And about an event that traumatized both of them...when Aileen broke her ankle. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixab...

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