Clare and Aileen Houston

Houstons, We Have a Problem

Comedy EN ↓ 104 episodes

Meet Aileen and Clare, the two sisters with absolutely nothing in common. Join them each week as they discuss just how different they are and how they help each other navigate life’s up and downs, from two opposite perspectives. One is married with children, the other is single and childfree and together they talk about an array of topics, from Motherhood and timekeeping to on-line dating and procrastination. Through all life’s issues, they try to find the funny side because… if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry!

Author

Clare and Aileen Houston

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 5, 2026

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Episodes

potato, potato, dog, potato 05.05.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week for the 2nd part of their deep dive into the world of incels. They try to figure out why more and more young men are finding solace in this type of community. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini...

I wanna be Bluepilled 28.04.2025

Trigger warning: topics discussed will include suicide and sexual assault Join Aileen and Clare this week for the first of a two - part on Incels. Clare has spent the last week doing a deep dive into this subject and wants to share her findings on this incredibly strange group. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehav...

Hungry and Hormonal 14.04.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about travelling alone as a woman and how different things are for women. Clare also tells us about Norman the lizard. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: T...

Opinions are like bellybuttons 07.04.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they go into the episode with no topic, and just chat. They talk opinions and how having one can affect everything. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, inf...

I dream of Jason 31.03.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss dreams. In particular, Aileen's dreams, as they are bat-shit crazy. And we discuss how crazy the sub - conscious can be  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Dis...

Clare's made of Bourbons 24.03.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week for a bit of a more easy breezy episode. They discuss the things that make them feel like a grown up, and the episode descends into madness by the end! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from P...

Clare needs a dioralyte 17.03.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they catch up on the week and Clare talks about her CBT therapy and how it's going so far Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, information or opinions...

Ride or Die 10.03.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week for an episode about a subject that they have wanted to talk about for quite some time...their childhood. Things get a little emotional as they talk about their childhood trauma's and the effects this has had on both of them in their adult lives. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstons...

Aileen's Public Service Announcement 03.03.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as Aileen shares a public service announcement about stopping your anti depressants and they discuss the affects that covid has had on mental health five years later Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Pro...

Dm me Hun 24.02.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they flit between talking about Aileen's most recent fad and updating you guys on everything that's been going on recently with Luke and his diagnosis. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Pros...

Too busy to be in a cult 17.02.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss the Netflix documentary, "Don't Die". They give their very different opinions on the documentary and how Aileen hasn't ended up in a cult! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by S...

When life gives you lemons 10.02.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they catch up on the last week and  talk about trends and the psychology behind them.  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, information or opinions expresse...

The big electricity button in the sky 03.02.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk about how they got through the big storm, and what would happen if the big electricity button in the sky was turned off...would they survive? Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini fro...

We're back! 27.01.2025

Join Aileen and Clare this week after their hiatus as they catch you up on why a wee break was needed. They also chat about what they want to achieve this new year. And make sure to listen out for the amazing crackling fire sounds in the background Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder 08.11.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they discuss Clare's first few days in her new home and how Aileen is coping without her. They also talk a little about Christmas and they share their feelings on the US election results. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @c...

The legend of Stumpy's Brae 01.11.2024

Join Aileen and Clare as they discuss Halloween, how they are all very excited for Clare moving out and they recite and discuss the local legend of Stumpy's Brae. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaime...

Turnips vs Pumpkins 25.10.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they talk a little about Halloween, how Clare is ready to fly the nest and how Aileen is struggling with her kids not wanting to hang out Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disc...

Idiots in the City 18.10.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they are back with their part two of their adventures in Dublin. They discuss Clare's guilt over basically stealing from a charity shop, Aileen's excitement over The National Gallery and the harrowing journey home! We hope you enjoy, and make sure to keep downloading! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail...

Spooky Season 11.10.2024

Join us this week as we replay our amazing Halloween special that we recorded last year. This week has felt particularly Halloweeny, and so we though it would be appropriate.  So get yourself comfy, in front of a fire if you have one, grab a cuppa and settle down to listen to the amazing Frank McGurk tell the fascinating story of Dunmore House Normal episodes will resume next week. Enjoy Send us a...

Grandma's getting frisky 04.10.2024

Aileen and Clare are back from their little hiatus! This week they explain why last weeks recording just didn't happen and how their trip to Hamilton went, which has ended up being a two parter as so much happened! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwri...

Holidays...The good, The bad, and The Ugly 20.09.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as Aileen gives us the lowdown on how the holidays went, the good, the bad and the ugly!  Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixabay Disclaimer: The views, information or opinions expresse...

Do you have an inner monologue? 13.09.2024

Join Aileen and Clare for the second of our two parter. Aileen goes in to more details about Postnatal depression, and the breakdown that this led to. They end the episode discussing something that keeps Clare awake at night! Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmg...

Aileen breaks down her breakdown 06.09.2024

Join us this week as we tackle a bit of a difficult subject, Postnatal depression. In the first of a two parter, Aileen takes us through her journey of postnatal depression and how it led to something bigger. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by...

Time flies when you're having a midlife crisis 30.08.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week as they start off by discussing romantic comedies and how stupid they are, to coming to the realisation that Aileen may be having a midlife crisis Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @cmgartwrite Music by Sergio Prosvirini from Pixaba...

55 days in the big brother house 23.08.2024

Join Aileen and Clare this week after a few false starts, they eventually get recording the episode. This week they discuss how the weather is getting them down and how they have finally had a wee blip with the living together. Send us a text Please feel free to contact us by email at wehaveaproblemhoustons@gmail.com or on Instagram @houstonswehaveaproblem Logo Artwork by the amazingly talented @c...

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