Housewives Heretics

The Keough’s hold Miss Ontario South captive, and their behavior couldn’t be more unattractive. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’re designing fantasy beds that are better than your head Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Let’s mount our horses for a Coto tour of the Lake Havasus & and the gate have-a nots. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Let’s cram into a little family van and scream at customer service, the way only Vicki can Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’re back with the housewives behind the gates. Let’s grab a Vicki-tini and get their updates Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We raise our glasses to graduating Potomac’s etiquette classes Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written by Josh & Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad Edited by Matthew Spudy

We have reserved seating for this come to Jesus meeting Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written by Josh & Kalyndee Graphic design & Special Projects by Micayla Edited by Matthew

We don't mean to brag, but we’re the best of all. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written by Josh & Kalyndee Graphic design & Special Projects by Micayla Edited by Matthew

Let’s join the beaches in Bethany & hope the trip isn’t a drag. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

The Grande Dame will always SEAS the opportunity to give an etiquette lesson. Land, water, or air, class is always in session. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matt...

We THOT we secured our socialite status with philanthropic drinking. Period. (Aunt) Dot Disclaimer: After reviewing the footage, Josh’s episode nemesis, described as a large white lady in a Chico’s blouse, was a figment of starvation delirium and does not actually exist. Our sincerest apologies to Chico’s and all of their customers… real and imagined. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jr...

Listen up for the word on the street as we officially meet Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, Robyn Dixon, Karen Huger, Charrisse Jackson-Jordan, & Katie Rost Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Ka...

Hush up, Don't tell Mama! Shush up, Don't tell Mama! Let’s reunite for the live drama. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

The ladies are hosting, roasting, toasting, & boasting all around the coast. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We’re displaying the art of hateration & holleration in this gallery Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We’ve pumped up our tires and are ready to raise the bids higher at the Black Annual Gala with Nik Lee! Follow us on Instagram @rhoutofcontext @jry27 @kalyndee Housewives_Heretics_Podcast Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Mat...

Party in the city where the heat is on. All night, on the beach till the break of dawn. Welcome to Miami with Lea Black, Adriana De Moura, Alexia Echevarria, Marysol Patton, Larsa Pippen, and Cristy Rice. Follow us on Instagram @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Wr...

Let’s reunite and shine bright like diamonds. Follow us on Instagram @housewives_heretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

Come one, come all. Join us in the limo with Taria from What Else is Going On Podcast for Richards’ sister brawl. Follow us on Instagram @weigopodcast @housewives_heretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Ma...

We wear our emotions on our tits all the way to the Tony’s Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We are standing in line for Fatburger at our first annual Umansky white party Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We pack up our sling and arrows and head to the nearest speakeasy Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We sit down with Quin Lamar & Donny Hadfield- Smith for a sinner party from Malibu. Follow us on Instagram @thequinlamar @realdonnywood @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic de...

We’re in LALA land with basket cases and charity cases. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

While the ladies are still reeling from last night’s pernicious dinner, we’re heading to Broadway to strut down the red carpet like winners. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound...