Housewives Heretics

This dinner is so uncomfortable, it can’t be saved by an olive branch. We’re hopping on Ghost and escaping back to his ranch. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Let’s reunite and watch Tre push Andy with all her might. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Don’t waste our time with a sit down if you plan to behave like garbage or a clown Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

The only reason we’ll climb a giant hill is to eat a delicious home cooked Italian meal. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Don’t be a menace if you want to be on the cruise to Naples from Venice. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matt Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

There’s not enough Holy water across 19 blocks to cleanse our email inbox. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matt Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

You're our partners in crime, when we spend our time laughing together. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

As we practice our self defense, the charges filed at the courthouse are quite intense. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Join us at the Country Club to get your hair pulled tight in the name of love and light Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Expectations are high as our hair & the mood is darker than our foundation. Don’t call us honey in any conversation. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Stand on the marble & do as your told. We like our houses warmed & our martinis cold. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Don’t you EVER call us crazy. The policy for this level of hysteria is an apology issued across all areas. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Draw Boundaries at Chakra, if you dare. Don’t call me fat if your Tits are square. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

From Sassy & Sweet to a crassly worded retreat, this charity is full of threats and vulgarity. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Ring, ring. Labor’s calling. Bling, bling for baby hauling. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Get ready to unlock your star power on the catwalk. If you can’t control your rage, you’ll be sent to the ugly stage. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Grab your deli meat and take cover, this emptied chaired luncheon will make you shudder. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’ve got our snacks packed for confession as we speed down the turnpike full of aggression. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We reunite with our guest who is beautiful, bright, and always tells it right…Nyemade! Follow us on Instagram @thatafricanbutterfly @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

The ladies have a chokehold on ATL fashions. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Doorbells & Diamonds & Wigs, oh my. Time to test where our loyalty lies. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Strap on your heels and run! We gotta cross the finish line with our charity funds. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’re never tardy for a party, but our horoscope doesn’t foresee the importance of a performance. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

We’ve got our pocketbooks and our $32,000 pendants. We’re strutting to declare our Independence. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla

Put on your prairie dresses & tuxedos, we won’t be tardy to reveal our Alter Egos. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla