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Discover the energetics of Martha Stewart as @ema.jones explores the highs and lows of her extraordinary life and career. From her deep passion for gardening, which blossomed into a homemaking empire, to the shocking Wall Street scandal and its dramatic aftermath, Emma reveals the astrological transits that influenced her most pivotal moments. Get ready to see Martha in a whole new light and disco...

This week @ema.jones breaks down the various drivers and desires of the RHONY ladies to conceive and dives deep into Gordon Thornton's energetics to explore his relationship with Mia from his perspective. Also in this episode is: a first look at new Housewife Bozoma Saint John's natal chart, Bronwyn Newport and Heather Gay's friendship potential, and a feature on everyone's favorite Bravo illustra...

This week @ema.jones explores the "delayed" Bravo-news coming to light in this pre-Mercury-rx in Sagittarius shadow period and highlights some dates to watch out for as this Mercury Retrograde evolves (especially with it's square to transiting Saturn in Pisces). Also in this episode is: hot take on an end to The Housewives era, Lisa Barlow's sensitivity around her mothering, Mia Thornton's unusual...

This week @ema.jones explores the upcoming shifts in generational planets that will take place in the next two years and what they can mean for this country and the world at large. Emma then explains how Human Design can be used to regulate your Nervous System by looking at elements of your "Design" or "Unconscious" body charts. Tips and advice are given for each Unconscious Type and Environment....

Celebrate the 100th episode of House of Bravo as @ema.jones breaks down the end of Shannon Beador + Tamra Judge's friendship while ushering in the new OC dynamic duo, Katie Ginella + Jennifer Pedranti. Also covered in this episode: the energy of election week, Heather Gay's blind loyalty, Brynn Whitfield's low vibes shining through, and an exploration of Stacey Rusch's natal chart. 👩‍🏫 Education...

This week @ema.jones explores the dymanics of friendships, frenemyships, and straight up enemies with a focus on Brynn Whitfield and Ubah Hassan, Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger, and Jared Osmond's sexual proclivities (since there is no birth information for Britani Bateman). Also covered in this episode: a deep dive into Shannon's chart amidst her rocky season, Lisa Barlow and Bronwyn Newport's ka...

This week @ema.jones explores how Mars in Scorpio can play out in many ways with a close look at 3 ladies from the OC (Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Gina Kirschenheiter) and examines the fallout of this past eclipse season and Whitney Rose's MLM "scandal", is it karmic retribution? Also covered in this episode: How the Aries/Libra eclipses over the past year have brought a whole new Mary Cosby to o...

This week @ema.jones covers the premiere of RHONY with an astro-analysis of the season 15 ladies taglines and a throwback to old RHONY with a look at Kelly Bensimon's energetics and prioritizing her children above her love tank. Also covered in this episode: Tamra's eclipse lawsuit, Katie's dinner party debacle - was Tamra drunk or acting?, Heather Gay + Lisa Barlow's "girl talk" vs Bronwyn's "shi...

This week @ema.jones celebrates House of Bravo's second birthday 🥳 make sure to stay tuned till the end of the episode to find out how you can win a special "thank you" gift ✨ Also covered in this episode: Whitney Rose + Lisa Barlow's similar yet different ways of receiving constructive criticism, an energetic tie between Emily Simpson + Mary Cosby, setting the record straight...

This week @ema.jones explores the MANY transits hitting Sean Diddy Combs chart amidst his arrest for sexual assault and misconduct (and what it could mean for him moving forward). Also covered in this episode: a review of all RHOSLC ladies' natal charts to kick off season 5, uncovering the karmic connections between Heather Dubrow + Shannon Storms Beador, and a conclusion of RHODubai season 2...

This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits supporting Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election. Also covered in this episode: Rachel Zoe's divorce, transits hitting Jennifer Pedranti during filming of RHOC season 18, Gina Kirschenheiter spilling the beans about the ring camera footage to Shannon Beador, Lesa Milan's pain, and an exploration of w...

This week @ema.jones explores the Traitors party side-convo synastry of Heather Dubrow + Katie Ginella and Emily Simpson + Jennifer Pedranti. Are either pair headed towards a true friendship? 
 Also covered in this episode: Mars's elongated journey through Cancer, Tamra and Shannon's on-screen vs off-screen personas, and Stanbury and Taleen's budding party-friendship in Dubai. 
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This week @ema.jones covers Alexis Bellino's obsession with Johnny J— are these two destined for each other or star-crossed lovers? Explore both options as we break down their synastry with a close look to their Saturn and Nodal placements. Also covered in this episode: Tom Girardi's conviction in relation to current transits, Tamra energetically boosting Emily's mean-girl tendencies,...

This week @ema.jones wraps up RHONJ season 14 with a look at Teresa and Melissa's energetics from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: Stanbury's apology to Ayan, Heather Dubrow's hard exterior and ultra-sensitive interior, Lesa Milan as the definition of sabateur, and Tamra's aggressive outburst towards Shannon. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episo...

This week @ema.jones wraps up initial thoughts on the 2024 candidates' natal charts with a review of Tim Walz's and gives a breakdown of how transits work from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: New Jersey's last supper, Lesa Milan's forgiving nature, Vicki Gunvalson's need to go go go, Luis' vindictive and egotistical tendencies, and Emma's (astr...

This week @ema.jones has a lot of questions: What are John Janssen's motives? Can Jenn learn to grab the reigns and "be an adult"? Is Margaret up to something shady? What is Luis even trying to promote? And how is Simone Biles so iconic? Also covered in this episode: Phaedra's return to RHOA, comparing Housewives' Chiron in Taurus placements, and a look at Gina's man Trav...

This week @ema.jones explores the similarities between Kamala Harris and Trump's charts before unpacking the power dynamics at play with Louis and Teresa This week's episode also covers a Neptunian parallel between Jennifer Pedranti and Teresa Giudice's relationship blindspots and how the Carolines of Dubai are the same, but different. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode...

We're back, baby! @ema.jones takes a quick break from regularly scheduled programming to explore Trump's chart and the transits at play on July 13th before diving into the Bravo shows of the week. Back in Bravo-land, check out the astrology behind RHOC season 18 cast taglines, Margaret Joseph's pot-stirring tendencies, Lesa Milan's people-pleasing nature, and listener questions lik...

@ema.jones revisits Sergio and Caroline's dynamic focusing on Sergio's Saturn Return as he attempts to stake his claim as "man of the house". This week's episode also covers Kenya Moore's pause on RHOA, the different ways energies can manifest, and a look at Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin's fight on RHONJ. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Can...

@ema.jones unpacks Caroline Stanbury & Sergio's synastry and relationship dynamic (spoiler alert, there is an extreme power imbalance here 😂) and takes a stab at what Dr Sara Al Madani may have against Libra men. This week's episode also covers Dolores Catania's men wanting to "have their cake and eat it too" and whether Kyle Cooke will ever be able to give Amanda Batula...

@ema.jones is riding the VUCA Gemini energy this week with a review of the first part of Summer House reunion (hello West + Ciara, we're looking at you). This week's episode also examines Gabby Prescod's ride-or-die fixed placements, Caroline Stanbury and Sara Al Madani's natal chart musings, and the synastry between Jennifer Aydin and Jenn Fessler. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explain...

Back to our regularly scheduled recap, @ema.jones looks at Carl and Lindsay's Human Design dynamics and breaks down the Dubai taglines with a first look at the ladies' astrological placements at play. This week's episode also examines Dolores's questionable choice of men (for her) and whether Jackie is a friend to all or a friend to none. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Cazi...

Summer House Martha's Vineyard might be on pause but all you have to do is press play to hear Summer Thomas and @ema.jones discussing all things Human Design, Astrology, and Astrocartography (and of course chat about what it's really like to be on SHMV). This episode covers what it means to have a 5 line in your profile, how Projectors can best use their time while waiting for an invitatio...

This week @ema.jones welcomes Preston Mitchum to The Cosmic Clubhouse. The discussion explores Preston's life work (and of course his time on Summer House Martha's Vineyard) through the lens of energetics. Topics covered in this episode include, what it's like to be on reality TV, how a shift in location can change the dynamics of friendships, Pisces beyond the archetype, what it's...

This week @ema.jones gets ready to celebrate her birthday doing what she loves best, breaking down Bravo drama including the transits impacting Kathryn Dennis's recent DUI and the messiness of RHONJ's Jenn Fessler. This episode also covers the natal contradictions of the non-committal newbies on Summer House. If you want to spread some birthday cheer Emma's way, please write a review,...