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The crew marks Patriot Day with an honest look at growing up on opposite sides of 9/11, and notices a few old airport rules quietly sneaking back. From there, talk shifts to a charity chili feed and concert built to support a weekly community meal program. And once things start feeling a little too wholesome, a local dentist's list of common teeth brushing mistakes turns into a full blown debate....

Ten hot dogs and only eight buns, phone chargers that lie about actually charging, and Capri Suns that spark real fear about what's floating in there... today's crew has some strong opinions about everyday stuff that shouldn't be this annoying. A baby who can name every NFL starting quarterback from a helmet alone steals the whole show. And there's already a dream brewing to turn downtown Rapid Ci...

The crew is bracing for NFL season to kick off tomorrow, and the predictions are already flying about who's in trouble before the first snap. Down at Reptile Gardens, there's a giant saltwater crocodile named Maniac who spends his days sunbathing with his mouth wide open, and the backstory on him is not for the faint of heart. Then things get spooky as the crew teases out a real radio station that...

Mark's flying solo and diving straight into the most chaotic corner of the internet and the news. A guy in Taiwan catches his wife cheating through his own robot vacuum's camera, and the legal fallout gets wilder with every turn. Then there's a fresh horror to worry about called pheromone maxing, where guys are skipping showers and deodorant hoping to become biologically irresistible, and Mark is...

Stitch, Houston, and Loren are stuck reliving August 31st like their own personal Groundhog Day, and honestly the confusion is the whole show. Somewhere between griping about the heat, they spiral into confessing their childhood prank call habits, including cold-calling window glass repair shops with increasingly unhinged sob stories. Then breakfast takes over completely, from squishy eggs dipped...

The crew kicks off Sturgis week talking about a shirt you can supposedly wear every day for a month without it getting gross, which sounds like a miracle for anyone packing light for the rally. Then the mood shifts when a Wisconsin man named Ernie hands over the keys to his own truck so a stranded band can make it to their next show on time, and a tiny Chihuahua's weird habit turns out to have sav...

The crew rolls into Hump Day dreaming about getting summoned for jury duty smack in the middle of Sturgis week, mostly so they can skip the rally chaos. Then the show veers into TikTok's protein maxing trend, where gym bros are chugging so much whey protein that baby formula prices are climbing because of them. And a rescued lynx named Ursa gets her first steps on real grass after a wild, high ris...

Stitch and Houston dig into some genuinely bad boomer advice pulled from a BuzzFeed roundup, covering everything from skipping the movies to save for a house to marrying someone you can merely tolerate. New Jersey police are dressing up as bushes and Sasquatches to catch distracted drivers, and the crew debates whether that counts as entrapment. Plus, Sturgis rally prep kicks into gear as the team...

This week on Hot Mornings, the crew tackles a viral list of celebrities who turned out surprisingly rude in person, and the reactions get more heated with every name on it. There's also a much needed dose of good news, covering a Powerball winner rebuilding his old neighborhood and three women who survived a wild car crash thanks to a group of strangers who refused to walk away. Expect strong opin...

Coffee slushies are going viral, and Stitch is convinced we've officially entered the stupidest timeline. The whole crew gets into it over what counts as a real hack, complete with ziploc bags and a meat tenderizer. Minivans are cool again too, and the Chrysler Pacifica has everyone rethinking what they drive. Then Oscar Meyer turns ninety, and somebody floats the idea of a wiener cake for their n...

This one has the crew arguing over hidden talents nobody would believe, from sniper level accuracy to reading a song's tempo without even trying. There's a McDonald's hack breakdown that borders on secret menu theft, plus a good news segment that closes it out with a dog getting reunited with his family after five years apart. Grab your coffee for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

This episode gets weird fast. A viral cruise ship video has everyone talking after a woman was caught using a dining fork on her foot fungus, and Carnival had to respond. There's also a real cash wager on the table over whether Spider-Man: Brand New Day can out-earn Odyssey at the box office this weekend. And ahead of the Sturgis rally, Sammy Hagar publicly invited his old Van Halen rival David Le...

A Monday morning full of heat complaints turns into one wild recap. Stitch and Houston talk about a Japanese company selling a nine thousand two hundred dollar refrigerator you can actually sit inside to cool down. Then there's the woman in California who tried to walk out of two different grocery stores with bacon and vodka, getting caught both times. And a fourteen year old ranch kid in Montana...

A seven and a half foot alligator parked itself in front of a family's door in Florida and had no plans of leaving. A sixteen year old in Illinois turned around for a car in a ditch and ended up saving a woman's life. And Elon Musk wants AI to make a historically accurate movie out of the Odyssey, which is stirring up way more debate than a Greek myth should. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Song of the Summer voting is getting intense, a hero rescue team carries a hundred pound dog two miles down a mountain trail, and Houston fires off a ninety three page email about a hot dog that gets mistaken for an actual missing pet. These are the moments that had the Hot Mornings crew laughing, arguing, and rooting for their favorites this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

A new pregnancy doll hits shelves that lets kids pull out a squeezable amniotic sac and pop out a tiny baby, and the internet has a field day with it. Coca-Cola rolls out a rebrand that looks a whole lot like a certain cigarette logo, and people are noticing. Then a Morgan Wallen concert takes a soggy turn when a very drunk fan starts using the family in front of him as a bathroom. Mark Houston co...

This week on Hot Mornings, Jimothy the raccoon is taking over the internet with his short-spined, extra-round charm out of Seattle. An Arizona man swapped his clothes for a ride on top of a moving train through Colorado, landing him in some serious trouble. And a Kansas City man spent eight hours locked inside a porta potty, all in pursuit of a dropped Mountain Dew. It's a morning full of raccoons...

Monday starts strong with a round of One Word Go, the game where you say one word and get on with your day. It goes sideways fast when "antithesis" shows up and the whole crew tries to figure out what it even means and how to spell it. From there we get charcuterie boards, toenails, and proverbs tossed around like it's championship level radio. The wax museum talk takes a wild turn toward a presid...

This episode of Hot Mornings covers a lot of ground. The crew digs into a New York school rolling out a robot teacher named Sally, complete with silicone skin and glowing eyes that scream "she's about to end us all," and the argument over whether she belongs near actual kids gets heated fast. From there it slides into the dead internet theory, where bots outnumber real humans in the comments and t...

Ever squished an ant and figured you handled the problem? Turns out that tiny move fires off a chemical distress signal that calls in the whole colony, so this episode has the smarter way to send them packing. We also get into the traits guys online swear make someone instantly attractive, from a sharp sense of humor to racking up free drinks with trivia winnings. Then there's the wild new science...

The crew's got a full-blown song of the summer showdown brewing, and they cannot agree on a single pick. Zara Larsson, Bruno Mars, and one very heated Taylor Swift argument all get thrown into the ring, with a listener vote coming to settle it. Then there's the tale of Zara's viral wide leg pants that keep sending people face-first into the pavement, battle wounds and all. And baseball history got...

The crew digs into four ways to keep AI from melting your brain, including a clever trick where you have it challenge your thinking and let it knock out the boring spreadsheet work for you. They also unpack America's most searched word definitions, with gaslighting topping the list and love sitting right behind it. That love talk takes a surprisingly heartfelt turn, capped off with a promise invol...

Germs are everywhere, and the crew breaks down the three things you should always wash your hands after touching, from grocery cart handles to the touchscreens at the gas station. Then it's good news time, starting with a Montana nonprofit called the Bar Fairies that leaves coffee gift cards on cars people left at the bar overnight. A Connecticut husky earns a T-bone steak after chasing off a char...

Krispy Kreme teamed up with the Girl Scouts to make cookie donuts, and Stitch and Houston completely lost their minds over the Thin Mint and Lemon-Ups versions. Then there's Snake the Bigfoot hunter, a guy who swears he found Sasquatch remains, got them DNA tested, and named the creature Daks. And if you've got a spare thirty two million dollars sitting around, Wayne Manor from the old Adam West B...

Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's. The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, gr...