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The creatures are headed out to the farm… in Massachusetts. After Dylan watches a creature's move recommendation, the creatures watch the 1970 TV hit movie Crowhaven Farm. They attempt to define folk horror, discuss Shampoo, Rosemary's Baby and Last House On The Left and parse through the legacy of Aaron Spelling.

The creatures are ready for summer, and to celebrate it they're heading East for the 1967 Soviet fantasy-horror film Viy. The talk about Soviet cinema, the short story by Nikolai Gogol, Lovecraft, dubbing, Fantasia and bears on Twitter.

This movie was a doozy! The creatures are back in Italy with the cryptic drama Il Demonio (The Demon). They answer some more Creature Questions, get topical and discuss kinky gardening equipment, the Marquis de Sade and holy water math… all the while trying to untangle the crazy knot that is this movie. Cw: Sexual violence, mainly @ 37:37-43:36

I now pronounce you creep and creature. Because the creatures are watching the British drama thriller Night of the Eagle, and are joined by real-life married people and film experts Chelsea and Chris! They discuss gender politics, old movies through the lens of Me Too, The Prisoner, Duck Dodger, hypnotism, witchy phases, Aquaman and the jolly Christmas Spider. This ep has everything.

The creatures celebrate May the 4th by making themselves stop talking about Star Wars and then dive into the magical world of Mario Bava. They talk Italian filmmakers, pay tribute once more to their dear Glenn Danzig, try out Jimmy Stewart (and Isabella Rosselini) impressions and marvel at this black and white masterpiece.

Color enters the world of witches (at least for this season) as the creatures tackle another rom-com. This time it's the 1958 theatrical adaptation of Bell, Book and Candle. The creatures talk stage-to-screen adaptation, animal performances, creepy age gaps and… what else… Mike Myers's The Love Guru.

After a witch drought in the 1930's, witches returned to the screen in 1942 with this screwbally rom-com. The creatures discuss their favorite movie reviews, 1940's drama, alternate castings, why they aren't covering The Wizard of Oz and Dylan finally expresses the opinion that pushes Rob to their breaking point.

Creatures get witchy! It's Season 2! We're back to watching an old-ass movie, and it is OLD. The creatures talk Invader Zim, drag, Dee Snider and Dylan's very strange nickname in psychology class. It's good to be back.

The creatures are back to discuss their assigned weeks of movies from the Godzilla vs. Kong wager. They discuss the works of Ken Russell, the cognitive dissonance of Dan Aykroyd, Dylan reveals which Hellboy character is the sexiest and Rob tells about their experience seeing GvK in theatres.

The creatures have finally seen Godzilla vs. Kong. They give their reviews of the movie and talk Jar-Jar Binks, Star Trek, movies that made them depressed and Deadpool along the way... and then settle their bet. If you have not yet seen the movie you can still listen to most of this ep! Timestamps below! 0:00- Intro/No spoilers review 43:50- Bet list reveals 59:38- Bet winner/Spoiler review

In their final episode before Godzilla vs. Kong, the creatures meant to watch one movie and ended up watching three! They revisit the descendents of Kong to find out where to go with the majestic beast of a franchise. Dylan pitches his dream Kong reboot, Rob catches on to some fishy film score tea and the creatures make a lot of references to Hail, Caesar! Also Harambe.

This week a new kaiju enters the fray. Due to speculation about his appearance in Godzilla vs. Kong, Mechagodzilla is the subject of today's episode. The creatures discover this new fiend and discuss Twin Peaks, Power Rangers, The Emperor's New Groove and gorilla movies along the way.

The creatures deep dive on their lizard friend with this 2016 reimagining of Godzilla. They hash out the details of their fight wager, Rob gives a lesson on Catholic relics, talks Hideaki Anno's work and rage and Dylan does Young Frankenstein!

We're jumping back in time again and looking at Kong and Godzilla's first on-screen fight this week. The creatures discuss Dylan's pet peeve movies, electric wizards, Ray Harryhausen, Cinemascope, the Criterion Collection and international cuts as the fight heats up. Stick around as they add some stakes to the battle.

Week 3 brings two new Monsterverse movies! The creatures take the time to discuss Martin Scorsese's comments in the news and the future of the film industry, and then take on these two titanic blockbusters. Stick around as Rob and Dylan pick their sides and their fighters for the upcoming battle.

In Week 2 of this Godzilla vs. Kong miniseries, Rob and Dylan check out the rebooted versions of these classic monsters. They discuss the edginess of The Crow, WandaVision standings, man love in Lord of the Rings and the hubris of great directors as they tackle these true beasts of movies.

The creatures are on break from break to bring you this special miniseries! As they gear up for season 2, they look back to the classics of kaiju with the original King Kong and Godzilla and look forward to the new Godzilla vs. Kong. Rob talks about why Godzilla made them cry, Dylan tells the story of the time he was lit on fire… and this time Hannibal Lecter impressions!

Happy holidays creatures! Rob and Dylan have broken their soft hiatus to put a new episode under your tree. They talk about one of Dylan's favorite movies, Mario Bava, puppets, Star Wars, Jurassic Park and… more… Austin Powers impressions...

It's all come to this. The creatures give out their Smoochies, have a surprisingly in depth conversation about werewolves and moral philosophy, give their top tens, and announce the creature they'll be covering for Season 2.

The creatures take on their darkest movie yet in this 2020 indie release. They talk Twin Peaks, addiction, Doctor Sleep, Aussies and bummer endings as they finish out their viewing in the werewolf canon.

This movie was kind of a musical and so is this episode! The creatures sing a lot! They also talk about action movie franchises and queer subtext as they dive into this surprisingly deep Brazilian werewolf fantasy.

Aka Creatures on a Train. The creepies watched this 2015 direct-to-video indie movie and talked bottle movies, Wikipedia articles, bossa nova music and practiced their Homestar Runner impressions!

Rob and Dylan watched this movie and had thoughts! They had a lot of fun imagining their version of this movie and talked Lucio Fulci, Bubba Ho-tep, movie budgets, Phantasm and more.

Dylan and Rob's minds are wandering in the pandemic, but don't be fooled- they have a lot to say about this movie. They talk an irresponsible amount about Frozen, Dylan gives his thoughts on the new Mulan reboot and the creatures discuss the found footage boom and how it affected this unique take on the werewolf movie.

This week the creatures are tussling their hair a bit, putting on their peasant clothes and trekking out into the wilderness with the teen rom-dram Red Riding Hood. They are joined by Rob's friend and officiant Eponymous John to talk Twilight, horror royalty, bad movies, Battlestar Galactica, The Craft: Legacy and hot wolfy dudes.