Hostile Witness

A bounce-back win, kind of, after the Rams game but is a close-call against the Giants anything to celebrate? It is when it finishes with a blocked gimme FG and an opportunity to Get Rachael Parenta's ass. Charles and Rachael go way back as stand-up comic degenerates and it was fun to talk about this very stupid 14-11 win. Just look at that score. Stupid. Get Rachael's 2019 album Granola Sexual he...

The brief glimmer of hope from the otherwise ailing NFC South is snuffed out as Charles and Ron deal with a lackluster 21-14 loss to the Rams. Our guest had some technical difficulties, as you'll hear, so the discussion is a liittle janky. On the other hand we do present some interesting dual-quarterback theories. Plus, Skooks is our Man in the Dome and MITD has a newfound respect for technology....

On the Saints bye week, Charles and Ron bring on Ryan Hinton from the Saints Block Party Podcast to talk about the season to date and the future of the team. They do not come to praise Dennis Allen but to bury him very, very deep. Saints Block Party is available at https://saintsblockparty.com/ and livestreams on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@SaintsBlockParty Thank you to Snxwyfish for the s...

It's a two game winning streak for Ron and Charles to celebrate after a 35-14 win over the Cleveland Browns. Eric Peacock (Soundtracker) and David Roth (Defector / The Distraction / It's Christmastown) return to the podcast, this time because Eric is theoretically a Browns fan. Plus, Ron talked to our Man in the Dome, Skooks. Eric podcasts at Soundtracker: https://pod.link/1582643161 David writes...

Ron and Charles got to enjoy a glorious season-redeeming 20-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons and brought Jason Kirk back to talk about his book and evangelical youth life and a little football. And we talked to our Man in the Dome, Skooks, about a reenergized Superdome that was starving for a win. You can links to where you can find Jason's book, Hell is a World Without You, at www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/...

Man, that did not go well. After a late collapse to lose to the Panthers, Charles and L. Ron record as the election returns come in and you know how that went (another late collapse by the team we were rooting for). At least the Saints head coach got fired, though it remains to be seen if the Democratic Party shares their wisdom. It was a fun session, though, so there's always laughing through the...

That's six weeks of awful football, folks. L. Ron has joined Charles in the doldrums with no hope to be found after the Saints fell 26-8 to the LA Chargers. Due to scheduling difficulties, Charles welcomes our guest in misery solo. Justin Halpern, writer for Abbott Elementary, is a *San Diego* Chargers fan only. Instead of getting our ass, he gets after Nick Spanos for jacking the Chargers from th...

For the fifth straight week, the Saints fall on their collective faces and Charles is upset but L. Ron is surprisingly sanguine about it. With us to Get Our Ass after a Broncos 33-10 win is Jacob Weindling, EIC of the revived Splinter.com to. We were so beaten down we forgot to check in with our Man in the Dome. Read Splinter at, well, https://Splinter.com. Thank you to Snxwyfish for the sound eng...

The season is getting worse and worse but at least we have Rattler in the building and the Get Our Ass segment is getting meaner. Samer Ali of the Loose Cannons podcast joins L. Ron and Charles to discuss the 51-27 debacle at the Dome. Skooks is back as the Man in the Dome with some heartfelt words about the fans of our division rivals. You can find the Loose Cannons podcast at https://linktr.ee/L...

The good news is that the Saints didn't blow it in the final minute and that's the only good news for L. Ron and Charles - unless you count the possible start of the Rattler Era. Charles' pal from his stand up days, Danny Solomon (Sorry We Love Football and Puzzyboyz podcasts), joins the boys to celebrate the Chiefs' 26-13 dismantling of a lackluster and wounded Saints squad. Danny's comedy album...

Charles and L. Ron are back and as bummed out as ever as a late comeback boomeranged into a late collapse for the second week in a row as the Saints fell to the hated Falcons 26-24. Joining us is Yahoo columnist and podcaster Charles McDonald, Twitter's @FourVerts to Get Our Ass. Read FourVerts at https://sports.yahoo.com/author/charles-mcdonald/ and listen to him at Football 301 https://pod.link/...

The chickens finally come home to roost - the football chickens - as the Saints flounder in a 15-12 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles. Joining Charles and L. Ron is Trevor (@hegelbon) from the No Cartridge and Dirty Inning podcasts to get our ass and Skooks is back as the Man in the Dome. Subscribe to Trev's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/NoCartridge, which also has the free podcast feed. Specia...

Another big W for the Saints (44-19!) and Charles and L. Ron welcome Cowboys fan Mark Agee to suffer our abuse. Special thanks to Snxwyfish for sound engineering. Listen to his music at https://social.tunecore.com/linkShare?linkid=rlxGhBErn027EryvoY9B_w Socials: Charles Star https://ugarles.bsky.social https://alabseries.com L. Ron Mexico https://lronmexico.bsky.social Mark Agee https://twitter.co...

Charles and L. Ron are joined by JJ and Terrence of the For Panthers Fans Only podcast to talk about the Saints season-opening 47-10 win. Plus Skooks is back as our Man in the Dome. Check out For Panthers Fans Only at https://www.youtube.com/@theg2snetwork for livestreams and archives including the game preview I did with them at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYOW639e4AI&t=4s Special thanks to D...

L. Ron Mexico and Charles Star are BACK with Season 2 of City Saint / Country Saint, an episode that took four months to make. We covered the draft back in May and finally got around to our season preview just in time for the season to kick off against the Panthers. Big thanks to @snxwyfish for the engineering. Listen to @snxwyfish at https://music.lnk.to/OvAtmZ or https://snxwyfish.bandcamp.com/...

Charles and L. Ron go to game 18 together to watch the Saints blow out the Falcons, then to a New Orleans bar to hope for help making the wild card. Guest cameos from some of our Men in the Dome and some fans in the Dome.

What a satisfying win over the Buccaneers to make the final game of the season meaningful. Charles and L. Ron enjoyed it immensely. Tampa native and Bucs fan Andrew Lawrence of MMFA, not so much. Sound engineering by LunarSnow Charles Star - bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Andrew Lawrence - twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence

Destiny is a fickle beast and if we ever controlled our own, we no longer do. L. Ron and Charles are joined by Plexico Gingrich, formerly of Ruthless Reviews, to talk about the Saints' dispiriting loss to the Rams in a season of dispiriting losses. Plus, a lot of talk about gambling, the DFS industry and the monsters and idiots that comprise the world. You can find Plex's old movie reviews at Ruth...

The Saints roll on at home, this time through the Giants. L. Ron had a work emergency so Charles had to get What a Time to Be Alive's Patrick Monahan ass alone. L. Ron returned for Man in the Dome with Skooks. Happy horns for all (except Pat.) Listen to Patrick (with Kath Barbadoro and Eli Yudin) on WATTBA at https://whatatimepod.com/ Sound engineering by Dan Parshall Charles Star - https://bsky.a...

Happy horns ring out as the Saints break their losing streak and move back into (lol) first place in the abysmal NFC South. Joining Ron and Charles to lament how far his tepid support for the Panthers has fallen is Canadian transplant / Duke walk-on, George Pearkes. We Get His Ass, plus Skooks is back as the Man in the Dome. Charles Star - bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - bsky....

More sad horns after the Saints fall to the Lions. Charles and L. Ron are joined by Defector's Blog Girl Lauren Theisen who is kinder than she needed to be about Getting Our Ass. Plus memories of Michigan. Plus, Skooks is back as the Man in the Dome. Read Lauren at the wonderful Defector.com, home of all your faves. Charles Star - https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - https:...

The Shutdown Fullcast's Jason Kirk joins Charles and L. Ron to bask in the Falcons' win over the Saints and he gets our ass (especially sartorially). We also talk about his soon-to-be-released novel Hell is a World Without You and growing up evangelical and growing out of it before getting down to football. Charles Star - https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - https://bsky.ap...

It's the bye week so we don't have an opponent to talk to so instead Charles invited some friends to meet Ron and have him live through an episode of Soundtracker, with Soundtracker host (and victory-curious Browns fan) Eric Peacock and Charles' frequent podcast pal (and resigned Giants fan) David Roth. After Remembering Some Cleveland Guys, there's some good talk about the mediocre comedian-to-re...

Charles and Ron empathize with the Saints receivers and their unfortunate interactions with the police and also lament the Vikings game. Charles is also joined by Washington Improv Theater's Travis Ploeger, a lifelong Vikings fan, whose Minnesota Nice precluded him getting too mean. Charles - https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.soci...

A two-game win streak after beating the Bears 24-17 has Charles and Ron in a better mood. Replacing them in misery are Chicago's Patrick Cosmos and Andrew. Plus, Skooks is back as our Man in the Dome. Charles Star - https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron Mexico - https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Andrew - https://bsky.app/profile/torqpenderloin.bsky.social Patrick Cosmos...