Horse Girls

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back! Not only did we read a great book, but we also had the chance to sit down with the Author.  Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com   Search the DragonCon app to see all of Jason's appearances at DragonCon2024  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBir...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Amy is BACK! I mean, not our Amy but another very Amylike Amy. Aw jeez I made this episode description all about her didn't I? She would love that wouldn't she. DANG IT AMY! YOU HAVE DONT IT AGAIN! New episode every other Wednesday! Me...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Would you like schemes? Kidnapping? Perhaps a crony who tries to punch a child? All of that is in this episode! Oh I guess we also read a book.... secondary to whatever Horse Girl scheme is going on.  New episode every other Wednesday!...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Guess who's back? It's The Artifessor ( instagram.com/the_artifessor/ )! This time we watched War Horse, which is a fantastic film about every British actor you have ever known. At least it feels that way... wait a second, JULIE ANDREW...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We’re back in the Saddle Club agaaaain~! Weak-ass bitch legs, lil shrimp toes, makes a man go yee-haw?? A book is read, a quiz is done, did Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristen Stewart have a secret love child? Who wrote this nonsense? There’s...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  You know what we love? Secrets. Also, horses. So what if we went ahead and took secrets and made them into horses... or what if we made the horses into SECRETS?! Yeah yeah, this is good. Ok. Now what if the horses were actually like p...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Frooooooom Cadmus to Crisis -is is is is we brought in David Beyer himself!!! We became what I think is now genuinely one of his favorite films. I mean, it is all of our favorite film. What's not to love? A star studded cast, a circus...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Are you ready for the episode where Tim realizes just what he's gotten himself into? It's this one... If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We got possibly the coolest horse girl of all time- Veronica! Of Horsemanship Unlocked! Actual trick rider, circus performer, and liberty trainer! So of course we decided to make her watch a movie where her namesake character (that's...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Here to talk about our projected fourth quarter earnings is the one and only Josh (@BlackCloakDM)! It is an intense bout of projections but I think that with the low hanging fruit on deck we can really hit our ROI and create some real...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who d...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black...

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding   We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@Alexand...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you kno...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolut...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.  New episode every other Wednesday...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adv...

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Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat. Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage. When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start...

Here comes Sugarfoot Here comes Sugarfoot Right down murder lane! Jingle and jangle his knives do tangle As he trots along to slay!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Do we like Heartland? Like... like like Heartland? GENUINELY like Heartland? I think we do. I think that the second Tim admits to it is the second Tim has to be classified as a Horse Girl on government forms. I mean, we have been writ...

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Eight by Chris Wooding  Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. Some of them landed in Floria.  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!  Try to follow Swan (@...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Allow our chef to recommend new podcasts for today. Podcasts-du-jour if you will: Horns Over Hoops: https://hornsoverhoops.podbean.com/ A Song of Sugar and Snow: https://dungeonsanddraconbeams.podbean.com/e/a-song-of-sugar-and-snow-tr...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include: Audio Scott - twitch.tv/grooveis...