Horror Vomit

Cobra 03.12.2025 1:30:22 ↓

What can we say? Of course, Cobra. 

Crumb Catcher 03.12.2025 56:43 ↓

It's going to revolutionize the dining experience! Great movie. Real good stuff.

Hell House LLC: Lineage 14.11.2025 1:04:49 ↓

We don't believe this IS the last Hell House. If so, fine. Be done and bury it's defiled corpse behind the house/hotel/carnival/whatever. We genuinely don't care anymore.

Black Sabbath 05.11.2025 59:32 ↓

Happy Halloween (late as hell.)!!! It's time we lowered our caps, place them across our hearts, and remember one of the greatest horror directors of all time, Mr. Mario Bava. 

Old (2021) 23.10.2025 1:02:27 ↓

It's a beach that makes you f*cking old. What are we even doing here?

The Exorcism of Emily Rose 16.10.2025 57:04 ↓

Courtroom drama AND a spooky!? Hooray! Watch out for those cats though. They'll git ya.

Rounding 07.10.2025 1:10:33 ↓

We're back! And we're doctors now! Deeply disturbed, obsessive, possibly dangerous doctors. Oh, and we watched Rounding. It's really good.

Satan's Slaves 2: Communion 29.06.2025 1:04:13 ↓

It may be our least favorite in the Joko Anwar catalogue, but it's still better than most movies. Yup, we're griping about a sequel, again.

Sinners 19.06.2025 1:10:48 ↓

One of us loved it, the other just liked it. It's good. Promise.

The Neon Demon 12.06.2025 1:05:41 ↓

It's not great. One of the most important character arcs belongs to a swimming pool, so there's that.

The Tomorrow War 01.06.2025 1:13:51 ↓

Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

Stake Land 2 25.05.2025 1:00:14 ↓

This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists. 

Frailty 18.05.2025 53:17 ↓

We love you Bill Paxton. 

The Devil's Bath ft. Andrea Devenney 11.05.2025 55:22 ↓

It's a rootin'-tootin' look into depression and mental anguish in the Austria of yesteryear. Good times ahead. 

Split Second 27.04.2025 1:00:35 ↓

We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times. 

825 Forest Road 20.04.2025 1:05:57 ↓

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

Lifeforce 13.04.2025 54:59 ↓

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

Black Circle 06.04.2025 59:16 ↓

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine. 

Tigers Are Not Afraid 25.03.2025 54:02 ↓

Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though. 

Eight Eyes 14.03.2025 47:48 ↓

A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

The Vourdalak 02.03.2025 58:46 ↓

Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

Deadstream 23.02.2025 42:40 ↓

To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.

Angst 16.02.2025 46:12 ↓

Germans... What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, can't commit unspeakable acts of murder without 'em. 

Blood And Black Lace 08.02.2025 41:22 ↓

Now this is a giallo! Early example of why Mario Bava is considered one of the most influential horror filmmakers of all time. All-time classic, and for good reason.

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage 31.01.2025 40:54 ↓

Big ol' meh to this classic giallo. It has it's moments, but overall we were booooored as heck.