Horror Movie Club

We’re covered in blood and all our friends are dead, but we’ve still got enough fight left in us to count down our Top 5 Final Girls in this spoiler-free episode.

Hop in our Tesla and let’s cruise on autopilot so we can discuss real estate law and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).

Seeing a new Scream movie in the theater has us feeling young again. Or at least digitally de-aged. Tune in as we discuss Scream 2022.

It listens to this discussion on The Silence of the Lambs or else it gets the hose again.

We give each other deja vu as we discuss the 2017 slasher Happy Death Day.

Our spheres are polished and headed straight towards you as we discuss the 1979 cult classic Phantasm.

Hold onto your butts as we discuss the nostalgia driven Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, based on the popular book series of the same name.

Our fully formed bodies are discussing a member of the Unholy Trinity of folk horror films - The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971).

We discuss the dangers of living near a tunnel in this episode on Mike Flanagan’s first feature length horror film Absentia (2011).

Join as we discuss the film that inspired the term torture porn - Eli Roth’s 2005 film Hostel.

We count down the top 5 horror movies of 2021 and give our picks for best performance of the year, best monster of the year, and of course, worst horror movie of the year.

What's that? You've been naughty this year? PUNISH! Get into the Christmas spirit with us as we discuss Silent Night, Deadly Night.

My god those bangs. We continue our journey through the Scream franchise in anticipation of 5cream with a discussion on Scream 3.

Don your snowsuit and come mess some people up with us in this episode on The Brood.

Hop into our rowboat and we’ll tell you all about The Night House.

We continue our chronological journey through Rob Zombie’s filmography with this episode on The Lords of Salem.

It’s just a little fold in the space-time continuum, what could go wrong? Join us as we say the phrase “blood orgy” more than we ever thought possible in this episode on Event Horizon.

Let us magically whisk you away to the swinging 60s with this discussion of Edgar Wright’s Last Night in Soho.

Have a handkerchief and perhaps a moist towelette at the ready for this discussion on the splatstick horror comedy, Drag Me To Hell.

Say what you will about Michael Myers, but you can’t keep the man down. Join as we discuss this tenacious fellow in our episode on Halloween Kills.

I’d like to apologize for this episode on The Blair Witch Project. I’m sorry Ashvin’s mom, I’m sorry to my mom, I’m sorry to all of your moms. This was my project. I insisted. It’s my fault.

Things get a little bit shaky as we discuss the 90s classic that birthed an entire franchise - Tremors.

Join us as we struggle to unpack what James Wan has done with 2021’s Malignant.

Our Sequel September ends as it began with a meta-sequel that is not afraid to poke fun at itself and its predecessor. Join as we discuss a childhood favorite - Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

We strap on our jocks and take a long hard look at A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.