Horny for Love

La La LAAA! This week John Anthony and Andrea sit down with recovering Gleek, Steve Han! This conversation is hilarious, wide ranging, and littered with musical theater references. This harmonious trio discusses the Wicked leaks, the Funny Girl drama, and divulge their dream roles of course. Steve regales us with stories about his grassroots path to becoming Homecoming King, a first date with a ri...

A hiatus? She can't last forever, sweetheart. And to celebrate the grand return of your favorite sex-deprived sluts, we have a very special guest, John Anthony's literal sister, ALYSSA DOM TOP! This discussion is vibrant, hilarious, and relatable. Alyssa shares her trials and tribulations of attempting to find true love on Hinge, teaches Janth and Dre that they are a prize to be wanted, an...

Hiatus who?! It’s the holiday season honey and we had to serve our listeners a sexy little treat. Andrea and John Anthony (if you can even remember we exist) are back and CHICER than EVER, darling! New haircuts! New BOYFRIENDS!! New ANAL ENCOUNTERS!!! This episode is brimming with updates. Dre and Janth chat what it’s like to have so many boyfriends, why their boyfriends keep breaking up with them...

One year into this mess and your horny hosts have lots to say. Little Miss Andrea and Little Miss John Anthony get into everything they discovered about themselves while chronicling their sex lives weekly and discuss the future of the pod. Don't worry...this sexy little duo isn't going anywhere ;)

Calling all reformed prudes and aspiring ho's! This week Andrea and John Anthony welcome to the pod the craziest bitch they know from college––Chiara! She's comedic, she's stunning, and she has a higher body count than anyone you know! And as we learn on this weeks episode, lots of sex brings lots of wisdom. Janth and Dre chat with Chiara about pre-nups, pre-coital dumplings, and premature ejacula...

Ring a Ding!! Wedding bells are ringing!!! This week, Andrea and John Anthony welcome their first ever engaged guest (omg) on the pod—Phil Sieverding! Phil is a long time friend, incredibly talented designer, and all around chic New Yorker (hot!!). This sexy threesome chats all things wedding planning, soulmates, being a slut, and of course the age old debate…LA v NYC. Grab a journal girlies, you’...

This week, we put the emphasis on HORNY. John Anthony finally achieves the full s*ck and c*m, while Andrea hears from her ex...but it's not the one you're thinking of! Your sexy and talented hosts ponder whether it's possible for an ex to reach out to you as a friend or if there is always an ulterior motive and if too much sexting before IRL sex can ruin the connection with a potential lover. &nbs...

ALERT! ALERT! Red Flags abound!! This week your horny twosome is joined by an impromptu guest…the sultry, infamous roomie, and all around talent, Amber! Amber joins Andrea and John Anthony for a lively discussion about homie hopping, attending a friend’s wedding, and how good sex can change your life forever. Hard boiled eggs! Giggles! Tequila! No stone unturned, ladies!

Why are we always being bicoastal?! Truly iconic. While John Anthony's away Andrea will play! On this week's episode, Dre recaps a couple steamy encounters and Janth resumes their love affair with New York. Your horny hosts divulge some go-to tricks to make your date go from dreamy to steamy, chat about why it may be too soon to move back to New York, and discuss the proper protocol for the moment...

Silver Fox?! More like...Silver Ferret. John Anthony becomes entangled with two older men this week and questions why he likes his boys hard to get, while Andrea searches for what comes after "the era of great sex" on the journey to love. Your horny hosts chat bathroom blowies, the open mic to hook up pipeline, and the disinformation surrounding getting wet and pH!!! Can you guess Janth and Dre's...

Does having a lot of sex lead to a richer life?? Can a good blow job lead to love?? Can Broadway girls do a pop album??? These burning questions might have disappointing answers according to your lovelorn hosts. It's still Cancer season, apparently. John Anthony's Cancer Sun and Andrea's Cancer Moon are acting up, joining forces to deliver this absolutely sexy, yet emotional episode! Dre and Janth...

VROOM, VROOM!! Making out in a convertible?! Banging on the balcony?!! Sweet kisses and strategic handies?!?! Andrea and John Anthony are horned up and ready to ride! Your two sexi hosts chat about all the men that stumbled into their lives this week and who they're most looking forward to seeing again. BUT WAIT, your girlies are NOT just sex obsessed freaks! They are inquisitive, sensitive s...

SLUTTY! SEXY! SULTRY, EVEN! Go fetch the bikinis babes!!! In a birthday celebration fit for a KING, Andrea and John Anthony head to Palm Springs and give you the ultimate play by play. Our first ever real time record, an artistic audio diary if you will, takes you right into the heat of the moment! Heart palpitations, 2 am jacuzzi talks, and a gaggle of gays!! Which of John Anthony’s crushes made...

A tragicom told in four parts, "A Flop for Mankind" details Andrea's horrifying interactions with four EMBARRASSING men this week in LA. John Anthony regales us with a minor flop of his own. Your horny hosts discuss baby hands on full grown men, how the ick *actually* comes and goes, and the term "oppoflop" is coined (a flop but opposite, so like...good). Is this the summer of threesomes?? Will Dr...

OUR HERO RETURNS!! After much wonder and endless discussion, John Anthony has finally made the incredible journey from San Francisco to Los Angeles for AIDS/LifeCycle! Janth and Dre discuss all things ALC—the magic, the beauty, and even the steamy steamy. There is talk of skinny dipping, dolphins, dancing, and more. This episode is a recap for the ages!

REJOICE! The kid munching at the back of the classroom and the girl doodling in the second row have been REUNITED IN PERSON ONCE MORE! Andrea is back from her travels to Puerto Rico, Miami, and NYC, to name a few. John Anthony is back on the prowl and getting ready for his much anticipated bike ride in ONE WEEK... and our winsome twosome have come down with a serious plague indeed––the often allud...

This week, we're acting bi-costal. Andrea has spent the week gallivanting with her girlies and is coming to us live from Miami just as John Anthony is finally free to roam around the hot town we call home (la)! Our horny hosts bring us up to date on what the hell is going on with their crushes! There is a lot of chatter about "the park"...what is that about? Listen to find out! Short, sweet, and t...

Just two LA girlies thinking thoughts! This week on the pod, Andrea wonders if LA has made her less interesting and John Anthony marvels at just how interesting he has become! Both ponder what it means to be "conventional" and recap some recent dates (good, bad, and virtual even!) Andrea and John Anthony chit chat about reality TV, the Blood Moon, and becoming Fanny Brice.

We're ZOOMIN! Why you may ask? I guess you'll have to listen to find out!! (ever heard of madame rona??)  John Anthony's on again off again crush is back on in a big way and Andrea is recovering from heartbreak in the best way possible...hot sex. Your horny hosts chat about seeing Lorde, Cat Cohen, making new friends, and the pathetic tears of self-pity. Tons of fun giggle sounds in this epis...

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!! An unexpected oracle has arrived in the chat, and we’re ready to let her speeeeeaak! Our first and truest fan, Stacy Palomino joins our horny twosome this week to chat sex, LA, and of course LOVE. Stacy is chock full of wisdom, one-liners, and sexy mantras that you’re gonna wanna write down! She gives Andrea some love advice and shares with John Anthony some tips on how to fin...

QUEENS, WE’RE BACK! Feeling like two mothers being away from their children for the first time, Andrea and John Anthony are all too excited to be back in front of the mic. This epi is jam packed with sexy updates; Andrea recaps the weeklong southwestern road-trip she took with a former lover and John Anthony puts on his stand-up comedy crown, and ladies, it looks great. The horny twosome chats fal...

Synome. Synomie. Sonoma. Andrea and John Anthony are transformed after their weekend in wine country! Andrea recaps her weeklong birthday bender and John Anthony laughs and laughs about being treated like a queen in NorCal. Your two horny hosts give their hot takes on Mother Wolf, Poppy’s, the city of San Francisco, and the wineries of Sonoma. Lots of laughter, lots of munching, this episode is ta...

Kooky, wacky, beautiful. This episode is, in a word, Wonka. Andrea and John Anthony come to you on little sleep after a night of arts, culture, and sex! Your two horny broadcasters chat about buying art when you have no money (patron of the arts vibes!), meeting strangers at the art fair, and the power of dance (let that sink in). Andrea gets a little too close for comfort with Mary Jane and John...

BABE. Pull up a seat, we've got LOTS to tell you!! John Anthony crosses paths with an a capella lame-o and a new crush, while Andrea comes face to face with a burrito d*ck. Your lovely hosts chat working in service (it's part of the process!), seeing an absolute FLOP comedy show, new dates, new tattoos (omg!), and even touch on the rarely talked about topic of ghosting! XO!!

WATCH OUT! A wrench is headed right for your weekend! After an ex comes to town and a first date with no sparks, Andrea and John Anthony reconvene and have an ~honest~ conversation. John Anthony shares how he really feels about his ex staying with Andrea (ouchie!), Andrea gets into her distaste for dating actors (yuck!), and the both of them fantasize about whether, in a relationship, it's best to...