Nick Hopping

Hoppothetically

Comedy EN ↓ 73 episodes

What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma? NYC Comedian, Nick Hopping, and NYC Dyslexic, Nathan Hopping tackle these questions And MORE!

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Nick Hopping

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Comedy

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nickhopping.com

Latest episode

Apr 23, 2024

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Episodes

#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs? 24.04.2023

Hey! It's Hoppothetically! We're BACK...AGAIN. I was in kind of a bad mood this time. It's still a fun episode. More Hypothetical Questions! 0:00 Intro 3:48 How would you get out of fighting IT? 10:00 How would you ask for a little girl's eggs? 16:38 What if the active ingredient in Meth was LOVE? 21:01 What if your girlfriend wasn't into Jumanji? 24:00 How could Pepsi fix that...

#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air? 08.03.2023

Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE (AGAIN) If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio quality this episode. The mic recorder got messed up. Next episode should sound normal again.)   0:00 Intro  3:09 What if Coke wanted more d...

#39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President? 09.02.2023

Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!! If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.   0:00 Intro  1:20 What if you were the host at the John Wick Assassin Hotel?  5:47 Why do Grocery Store Cameras make everyone so UGLY?  13:43 What if everyone...

#38 What if you came Genies? 27.01.2023

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.   0:00 Intro  1:19 You're in a firing squad and everyone brought Nerf guns except you!  5:58 What if you came Genies?  10:15 What if you thought putting chess pieces in your a** m...

#37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi 04.01.2023

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by Mantha and Jessi Freeman! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know! Sorry about the audio in the m...

#36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT? 07.12.2022

Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. We had fun on this one. I hope you do too.  0:00 Intro  4:39 What if you encountered aliens who have HEADPHONES in?  12:06 Write a HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?  16:46 How would you network at an orgy?  22:06 What if your ship captain was too into the ide...

#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA? 12.11.2022

Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy. 0:00 Intro 6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle? 17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed? 21:14 What dating advice do you have for someone going out with a Succubus? 25:56 What if the Key to the City opens a sketchy m...

#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader? 01.11.2022

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.   0:00 Intro  7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy?  10:01 What if the movie "Smile" happened but you're Autistic?  13:49 Are you STRONGER than a 5th G...

#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note? 27.10.2022

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.)   0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE?  8:55 What if one guy just SLAPPED Caesar?  12:08 What if God told your friend to make Sou...

#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut? 05.10.2022

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time!   This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger?  11:46 What if someone left a poo SOS in the toilet?  16:30 What if you were the FEMALE TIT...

#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell 25.09.2022

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions...

#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed? 17.09.2022

Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end)   0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce?  14:00 What if there was a talking fetus?  22:56 What if you were TOO GOOD at writing s...

#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster? 06.09.2022

Welcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments.   This week's questions:  0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a Horse?  5:46 What if Scout Masters taught self defense to scouts?  7:46 How woul...

#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs? 26.08.2022

Thanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast.   This Week's Questions:  0:00 Intro  8:47 What if we sold organic cake?  13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?  18:26 What if Shazam's powers took 10 minutes to work?   #jokes #comedypodc...

#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS? 19.08.2022

Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!  This week's questions -   0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?  6:04 What if Dr. Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye?  12:44 What if your job was to scare the babies out of pregnant women?  15:12 What if Tom...

#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR? 11.08.2022

Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!   This week's questions -   0:00 Intro 2:28 What if all the dust in the world came from NATHAN?  8:07 What if all the propaganda about Kim Jung Un was TRUE?  14:51 What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR? &n...

#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL? 08.08.2022

Welcome back to Hoppothetically!  We're a short form, improvised comedy show. Nick Hopping (NYC Comedian) & Nathan Hopping (dyslexic person) riff on some silly silly questions!  This week's Questions -   0:00 What if you stumbled into Narnia only to find Mr. Tumnus jerkin' it?  7:34 What if plants hate being pollinated and you can hear it?  9:41 What if you were an exo...

#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler? 04.08.2022

Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Nick is a Comedian in NYC. Nathan is a dyslexic. What fun!   This Week's Questions  0:00 Intro nonsense  4:02 What if you got TWO new dads for Christmas?  9:01 What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?  12:26 What if Air Bud was your defense attorney?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping...

#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf 31.07.2022

Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we ask crazy hypothetical questions and riff the answers. This week NYC Comedian Jamie Wolf joins us.   This Week's Questions:  0:00 What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE?  7:34 What if you accidentally had sex with an alien cat?  15:44 What if you were the only person in the world who poops?  19:16 Would you rat...

#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf 26.07.2022

Hoppothetically is an improv comedy podcast where we answer silly hypothetical questions. Jamie Wolf joins us this week!   This week's questions -  1. What if your ass had a 95% chance of making people happy. 2. What if anesthesiologist choked patients out?  3. Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King 14:53 What if you HAD to cry everyday?  4. What if your animals pulled an Animal...

#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump? 20.07.2022

Comedy Podcast where NYC comedians ask and answer hypothetical questions.  Got questions you want us to answer? Let us know!   This Week's Questions:  1. What if a man on the street DEMANDED you dance for him?  2. What if you had a bad BAD sentient sword?  3. How would you get "sack-dapping" going?  4. How would you negotiate Lent rules with (Catholic) God?  5. W...

#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS? 16.07.2022

This Weeks Questions:  1. What if the world was taken over by Jim Carrie(s)?  2. What if the government banned the Karate Chop?  3. What if basketball shorts were cargo shorts?   If you're new here, this is an improvised Comedy Podcast where we answer hypothetical questions.  Hosted by Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #hoppothetically

#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha 07.07.2022

This Week's Questions:  1. What if Milk made you drunk?  2. Are we too mean to Nathan?  3.  Are you a Toyotathoner or Maxinista?  4. What of Shallow Hal was a Doctor?  5.  What if bosses cucked bad employees?   Comedy Podcast. Hypothetical Questions. Funny.  Hoppothetically Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman  #comedy #whatwouldyoudo #...

#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha 04.07.2022

Hoppothetically Comedy Porcast - It's an improv comedy show with hypothetical questions!   This Week's Questions:  1. What if you got to dole out the all the toe stubs?  2. What if love was Meth?  3. FMK - Peeing your pants, calling a distant relative, calling a stranger mommy   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman

#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES? 13.06.2022

This week's Hypothetical Questions: 1.  What if you had snake hair?  2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath?  3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler?  4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song?  5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack?  6. What if you were the host of a Spirited Away game show?  7. What if Clif...

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